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@peteskomoroch Yes charge them half a mil for their degree and then treat them like children at graduation, it would be really funny.

Stanford should only hand out the diplomas at the end of the event after the speakers finish. If a student walks out or violates other rules during the graduation ceremony, they don’t get their diploma and they don’t graduate.

@BrittanyXVenti @Awk20000 Stolen valor.

@Awk20000 She wants to act black but then gets mad when she’s put in jail like one

Nina Lin crashed out after getting out of jail at 4am last night "A B is out! This sh*t got me f'd up, a B is out at 4am in the morning f'ers! I celebrated the Knicks win in the f'in cell! And my camera man ran off!" "I'm in jail..won't free me, no water, no food, no nothing B, shoelaces off barefoot in the f'in cell..I was about see Kai h*e!" "U lying f'in B, lying a*s cop, if u watch this sh*t..lying d suking n*pple pen-s B..yo one of ur coworkers a lying B (talking to cops)..they're both white, F those two mofos, one of his coworkers man" "For the haters out there, B I got a ticket whatsup, B it aint even a court date..that's how u know it's for no reason h*e..u F'in fat cnt B's"

@thebolditalic Filters out those who don't belong.

After living in San Francisco for a long time you will finally understand that the only thing more dangerous than a hill is a hill with a stop sign halfway up it.

@rxttlesnake Expired repackaged mayo.

hey big dawg what the holy fuck is salad cream

@KathrynPaisner @CoreyWriting Stanford doesn't care they got the money upfront.

@CoreyWriting I have serious questions about whether these students can handle working in a professional environment.

We really need to address the fact that our most coveted universities are giving their seats to ingrates who hate their country and are radical communists It's not a handful of disruptors causing a problem. It seems like at least half the students are boycotting.

@CoreyWriting Cool, checks already cleared though. Now they're the bank/feds problem.

@Noelelepen @reddit_lies This degree of personal failure should be punished not exploited. With canes.

@reddit_lies Serious question for guys. In this scénario , Wouldn't you be excited to be the bull ? Like watching this failure of a man be humiliated , while fucking his dumb wife like a ragdoll ? I picture it in my mind, and it must be exihilarating

> Offers his wife to other men for a fetish > Decides he hates it > "She won't stop when I asked her to now" Who could have predicted this outcome?

@4colyt3 This makes it too obvious that your cuisine sucks on purpose, that yall feel you deserve this.

Only someone as naturally bourgeois as a homosexual American would desire a caramelised onion sandwich. To accomplish this he removes the element of texture granted by the raw onion to introduce unnecessary sweetness. A cheesy, tasteless mess. Revolting.

@JackLevy1234 @sailaunderscore @grok Your trying to destroy a distributed network, gloriously vaporizing its concentrated inefficiencies won't kill it.

@5cmcab @sailaunderscore @grok “Killing all our enemies with a magnificent display of unequalled force would actually be a losing move guys 🤓🤓”

.@grok how expensive would it be for Elon to use SpaceX to put tungsten rods on multiple Starlink satellites such that there would be 24/7 coverage of Washington DC?

@DAKKADAKKA1 The org around them props them up like the emporer on the golden throne for the same reasons.

Politicians really have Min-Maxxed the system when a guy who’s nearly brain dead can sit in a senator or congress seat until death.

@bettersoma Every once in a while the city family crucified a hondo, both to keep them in line and to show the media(inquisition) that they're "working on it".

Oh my lord of the drones. Why do the Hondos even care? They have impunity.

@BreitbartNews If they actually caught him with a lighter or in the same clothes that's incredible.

An arsonist suspect, who had a lighter on him, was seen walking away from a massive fire and was eventually arrested by local authorities in San Diego County, California.

@sgodofsk It is almost impossible to get a stranger's poop on you in your own car.

You often see people on the left dismiss concerns about safety on public transit by pointing out that you are more likely to die in your car than on the NYC subway. But you are way more likely to experience lots of unpleasant things short of death on the subway.

@ObtainerOf If anything their haters should encourage this kind of wasteful vulgar consumption, rather than spending their money and time activisting.

Dunking on stuff like this and Zohran’s wife wearing $600 boots is just not it. Most democratic socialist make decent money and you just come off as dumb acting like Hassan rich is the same as Elon rich

@DaveMcNamee3000 Describe Segal over the phone.

PS2 graphics John Travolta

@Noelelepen @ShitpostRock2 They don't care about the product, they care about their friends/clients getting paid with someone else's money.

@ShitpostRock2 The funniest part is that the people who defend the wokisation, don't actually buy the product

You just know someone was making this meme with tears in their eyes

@maxdubler Depends who you want to put in those apartments doesn't it?

Wanting to build apartments for people to live in is not a form of settler colonialism.

@powerbottomdad1 Martyrdom only works when you win, prison and hell are full of martyrs you've never heard of.

lol. have these idiots learned nothing about what happens when you turn people into martyrs

@MarkFierst Look what he did to his own teammate in the vid.

It’s happened too much. Wemby is a dirty player. Kicked out his leg and looked down to see if his foot was in Brunson landing area. #knicks #wembyisdirty