Amy Hunt

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@nikki57 @luxemiaa My kids are grown and living on their own, including my son. If the worst mistake I ever made was forgetting to tell them to use detergent, I’d be a happy woman. Her son had been doing his own laundry for YEARS! I don’t think we have a “woman’s work” situation here.

@AmyCPV @luxemiaa It’s not funny parents regularly fail ther male children and don’t teach them to do basic things because it’s traditionally “women’s work”

This woman said: Y'all. My seemingly pretty smart 17YO just asked me if I knew how to get his gym shirts to stop smelling, because they still smell after he has laundered them. I told him that soaking them in vinegar might help but encouraged him to do his own research. (Because I'm raising men who aren't going to be worthless around the house, or so I thought). A bit later he calls me (from the basement 🙄) —-

@ronsterd89 Sliced turkey and pesto

What can you add to a grilled cheese sandwich to make it even better?

@nikki57 @luxemiaa I think you are missing the humor in this situation. At times, humor is the only thing that gets us through raising these heathens. (Then, they become adults and are awesome!)

@luxemiaa You didn't watch him do it himself at all in the 7 years since you "taught" him? You didn't make sure he actually understood? Why are you judging your child for something you failed to properly teach him?

Oh my fav line just happened with a federal judge. Why can’t you appear on that date. I have another case. Tell me the judges name and case number because I am calling them to tell them to move their docket. I said “OK” Name please and phone number. Justice Barrett and Justice Gorsuch, 202-479-3000 Silence.

@atrupar Swiss cheese for brains.

RFK Jr: "President Trump has a different way of calculating percentages. If you have a $600 drug and you reduce it to $10, that's a 600% reduction."

@NickRogersBTL There’s a liberal in Parker?

A friend of mine was at a coffee shop in Parker, CO today, and he overheard a white liberal woman talking about selling her house in Jackson Hole, WY so she could move to Colorado and finally live in a progressive liberal state. Has Colorado become the new California? Are the only people moving or staying here liberals?

@Patrickwebb They’re not even subtle about it. War is profitable if you are in the Trump circle.

BREAKING: BBC alleges that the Trump admin may be engaging in insider trading.

@DustinMeyerTX That is one happy dude😀

Clint’s bringing the Monday morning crew. This Longhorn ranch is here to cleanse your timeline. Good morning from Texas 🤘🏻

@JohnCleese @BillKristol So many Ottos these days . . . . .

This man exhibits the supreme confidence of someone who has no idea that he has no idea what he's talking about

@AnnDDent @sweetmomissa I had the Jessica McClintock lace dress and my date wore a brown tux🤪

@sweetmomissa To match my Jessica McClintock dress!!!! Thanks for this fun memory

Kids these days will never know about dyeing their shoes to match their prom dress at Payless and that makes me sad.

@DustinMeyerTX I’m a lawyer and we had a tough day on one of our deals. I emailed this pic of the newest little one to my counter-party who was struggling even more than I was. Can’t go wrong with calf pics (and, yes, this is the mama who lost her calf last year - gave us this healthy beauty).

The baby Longhorn calves and cow posting will continue until morale improves 🤘🏻

Amelia’s fist calf didn’t make it last year (poor hind quarter development). This year’s calf looks strong and healthy! She’s not the friendly sort, so we’ll have to confirm sex later.

@WhiteHouse I feel like we elected Otto from a Fish Called Wanda as president and Dogberry from Much Ado About Nothing is our defense secretary. This military "strategy" is a joke.

"Effective immediately, the United States Navy, the Finest in the World, will begin the process of BLOCKADING any and all Ships trying to enter, or leave, the Strait of Hormuz." - President Donald J. Trump

@lrkr25 @Investor_NICK_ The GOP can't get their act together here and keep fielding unelectable candidates. We're paying the price for that as the state government is Dem across the board. Lots of new and onerous governmental regulations. Early info about upcoming GOP candidates is not encouraging.

@Investor_NICK_ The environment for business is now very unfriendly. Bad government policy.

Been to Denver twice and I swear every place I went to was like 2:1 or 3:1 guys to girls. I was told by the girls that they call it “Menver”. One of the cities with worst nightlife experience I’ve been to which quite was surprising to me. Was pretty cool town otherwise.

@TVTeddy1 @UltraRunnerPod @ajoneswilkins She will be fine, but it's all a crap shoot. My daughter was accepted at UCLA (and graduated there in 2020), but was denied admission at UT Austin where both her dad and I are alum.

@UltraRunnerPod @ajoneswilkins She's going to need to look to Arizona or Texas schools. Huge issue for Cali kids last few years. She will be fine.

I'd heard how crazy the college admissions process is, but now seeing it in reality has blown my mind. My kid has great grades (4.2 weighted) with a ton of APs, leadership ec's, a very solid athletic resume, parents paying cash, etc., all at a private college-preparatory HS, and she has basically no chance of getting into a UC or CSU for her major. Not sure what needs to be done, but this is crazy. 🙄😩

@WhiteHouse What’s next? A fake Eiffel Tower? This man has the worst taste. Focus on getting the country out of the Iran debacle and stop slapping tacky gold stuff on every blank space you can find.

“I am pleased to announce that TODAY my Administration officially filed the presentation and plans to the highly respected Commission of Fine Arts for what will be the GREATEST and MOST BEAUTIFUL Triumphal Arch, anywhere in the World. This will be a wonderful addition to the Washington D.C. area for all Americans to enjoy for many decades to come!” - President DONALD J. TRUMP

@DustinMeyerTX Daisy says hi!

Wait what? 10K followers? You guys must REALLY love longhorns! Thank you everyone, I feel like I’ve got a new mission in life: To share my herd with you ❤️The calves are coming to thank you in person! Good night from Texas y’all 🤘🏻

@DrSuneelDhand AI routinely bungles legal advice; why would medicine be that different? I use AI in my practice, but with the understanding it is a starting point only and must be thoroughly checked.

I have talked to at least two people in the last couple of weeks, no medical background whatsoever, telling me how they are routinely having medical conversations with AI— really happy with the results, and telling me they think it’s way better than talking to their doctor. I really don’t think the medical professional understands what a complete gamechanger we are witnessing. A lot of arrogant physicians out there have no idea what’s coming!