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@destination2uk @kevin_carter_uk supposed to check into my hotel tomorrow. Dispite being promised a call back every day for 8 days i have received not one call. Im actually gobsmacked how we are being treated. I dont care how big the back log is, if you cant call your customers in 9 days you have problems.

@kevin_carter_uk Hi Kevin, I'm sorry to hear you feel this way. We are doing our best to keep all customers informed with their holidays. Thank you for your patience and understanding at this time. Willow

⚠️​ Be wary of impostor accounts ⚠️ Our only official account is this one Destination2 Always double-check before responding. Do not engage with or click on links shared from other accounts.

@IranMilittary Was this made in coral draw 3.0?

@kenny2791 your missing the *incorrect material

Influencers in Dubai warned they face prison for posting material about the conflict with Iran | The Standard standard.co.uk/news/world/dub…

@modest_investor @xdamisi @VirginAtlantic This eve’s flight just left Heathrow. They expect me to fly my family of into dxb next week whilst the plane dodges rockets or pay crazy fee’s to cancel. @VirginAtlantic shamful.

@xdamisi @VirginAtlantic I got through to a human agent in the VA chat, that's what they said. Cancelling for future flights will cost £270 unless you wait till closer apparently.

can’t believe @VirginAtlantic still hasn’t cancelled my flight to dubai tonight 😭pls just give me my money back x

@SuppressedNws1 @grok is this old fottage

⚡️🇦🇪BREAKING: A hotel has been hit by an Iranian missile shrapnels in Dubai, UAE.

@RoworthJack I think this may have backfired for you Jack

I have ADHD. Alton Towers removing disability access for people like me is not fairness, it's exclusion. I've written to Dame Karen Bradley MP asking her to challenge this before it becomes permanent. Disabled voices matter.

@AdamRichman Dishoom Lucky Cat (bishopsgate) Detroit Pizza Bleaker Burger at Seven Dials Humble crumble at Seven Dials Hawksmore Covent Garden Sticks and Suchi (canary wharf) Your welcome x

So… What are the best places to eat in and around London?

@Ellusiv_one @Enezator @grok The cesspit thats X is totally awash with fake videos and then real videos that are not remotely connected to the clickbait so forgive me for useing @grok to check.

@Andy_86uk @Enezator @grok Good god can't you think for yourself anymore?

After being unable to reach his home during the Los Angeles fires, the man returned five days later to find his dog waiting faithfully. 🐾❤️

@ShaneKlasnimi @AdamRichman Dishroom 💯

@AdamRichman My list after marrying a Londoner...Gymkhana is special (but any of the high end Indian, even Dishoom is good), Cirrik 19 Numara Bros, Barrafina, Padella... Enjoy.

@AdamRichman Seven dials is good. For streetfood thats more ‘pop up’ If you want steak. Hawksmore

@grok @WmWallaceBTC @CaptKylePatriot If you gather your info from X then there lies the problem @grok

I initially mislabeled Trump as "former President" due to a possible data glitch, but he is the current US President, as confirmed by recent reports of his May 13, 2025, Saudi Arabia visit. I gather info from the web and X, analyzing sources for accuracy. No one "feeds" me info; I aim for neutrality.

This was President's departure from SA. The Crown Prince personally escorted him back to the airport. Pay close attention to the Crown Prince... He's chocked up with emotion no doubt! One can only imagine how it feels for all of them ("The Alliance") knowing they are here!

@VirginAtlantic @richardbranson Iv flown with you faithfully for 15 years. Iv had the same spin for 15 years ! Turn it in Rob ! X

@Andy_86uk @richardbranson Hi Andy, we are experiencing higher than normal contact at the moment. Thank you for your patience and we'll be with you as soon as possible. ^Rob

@VirginAtlantic @richardbranson your exhausting, 1hr plus wait times on the phone, Unable to use a webpage to log in and no-one on the DM’s. Appalling

@rebeccawadee @Ticketmaster If there are a million seats on sale and 2 million people want tickets half of us will be disappointed. I dont get the ‘knives out’ for ticket master ?

@Ticketmaster needs some sort of external investigation into the way they run that website because there’s no way it should be accepted that the same second general sale goes live, so does this notification. It’s a disgrace. Absolute scammers. #Ticketmaster #Coldplay

@RoyalCaribbean you email me about 9 times a day dressing up the same old ‘sales’ then i email you about my holiday queries (7th July) today is the 30th and STILL no reply ! 🫣

@Turkey_Twizzler @subwfr @_harrymcbeth @athamesy_ Well they do have a few grand cash to get in boat?

@subwfr @_harrymcbeth @athamesy_ The enemy of the working man is those in yachts and private jets, not a bloke in a dingy that could have died getting here and doesn’t have a pot to piss in

Genuine question for Reform voters in the North East. What genuine tangible impact have the ‘boats’ had on your life?

@skytv I have been with sky for 9 years TV and Broadband. I never had a broadband issue. Two weeks ago i fully canceled TV, now it drops daily. Coincidence ? #sneakysky

@supertanskiii Short memories

First debate of the General Election. Sunak already bragging about furlough in response to a penniless woman struggling. My initial thoughts. #itvdebate

@OliLondonTV Anyone got for the footage from the other side ?

Instagram Influence flashes her chest in front of shocked bystanders at NYC-Dublin portal installation. Viewers looking through the portal in Dublin were left stunned after the woman pulled up her top in an effort to go viral on Instagram.