CandidDevOps

@MrHumpty_ @tomselliott @unusual_whales We ... COULD .. have nice things in our lifetime..

@Alicia_Bittle_ Can't help you, my home zoo includes 2 terrapins. Is it an actual turtle? or tortoise? or terrapin? Teaching / joint learning time!

My 4yo son found a teeny tiny turtle yesterday and he won’t leave it alone. Now I have a teeny tiny turtle quarantined in my house because I don’t want my 2 year old to do something absolutely unhinged (but standard for a 2yo) and lick it, and get salmonella. I need to know where to release this teeny tiny turtle before I grow attached…

@TriathlonTrader @AdamSinger Wow you are ignorant. Parents are pushing for bans and getting them, often state wide. Both parents and students speak positively of the change after the fact.

@AdamSinger Spoken by a guy with no kids. The reason kids have phones is because parents would go to war with the administration if they were banned. Our schools districts don’t allow them but it doesn’t mean kids don’t bring them

@AdamSinger I'm from the "a pager means you're a drug dealer" and "No Fear (tm) shirts are gang symbols" generation...

I don't understand why smartphones were ever allowed in schools in the first place. We weren't even allowed to take out a graphing calculator outside of very specific math or science classes. Did everyone just give up on rules and decorum at some point

Israel destroyed the mausoleum of Simon Peter, apostle of Christ, in the village of Shama in southern Lebanon 1,925–1,995 years years old . Christians of the world, Wake up!

@Juanes131330 @genocidalgirl Need ... country ... filter.... now...

@genocidalgirl Indian is an idiot umI dont even kow what he is saying, but that cop said if "he didnt sign he would get arrested" thats not true.

The police, judges, layers, teachers all know Indians will lie to your face and commit an exorbitant amount of crimes but say nothing as the pollute our countries with these.

@zkarabax43367 @genocidalgirl @elonmusk Country filter NOW!

@genocidalgirl You guys churches are sitting mass graves of native children. Stop that holier than though complex.

On 9/11 four jets were scrambled to chase down flight 93 which according to the official story was brought down by passengers. Of those four jet pilots two became generals and one of them is now the Chairman of the Joint Chiefs leading the Iran War. What are the odds of that?

@RexhaRexhaRexha I'm an adult male, and I have no freaking idea how anyone makes money on OF..

Asmongold reveals he has never spent money on OnlyFans. Says there is no reason to pay for it because you can get it for free. "What you do is you type in the girls name onto google and just type, leaks, leaked or pictures after her name and just press enter" "They hate this one easy trick." "If there is a free sample bar with bite-sized pieces of sandwiches, and you let me put together 20–40 of those to make an entire sub, there is no difference for me. I will eat it one bite at a time; that is totally fine."

@wokecircus @A_WhiteGenocide @BuddyTheDogInSA @WaffleHouse It's faster than McD though..

@A_WhiteGenocide @BuddyTheDogInSA That’s not fast food. That’s a damn Waffle House. Don’t be messing around in the @WaffleHouse. They will throw hands and still get your meal done fast and good.

A Black thug was asked to leave a fast food joint for causing a disturbance. In usual suspect fashion he got in the White guys face and started yelling “u a bitch” The White guy mopped the floor with him. Maybe next time Jaqueefia will listen.

@onemantourist ** minor correction: Every vote past: (majority + 1/2 the spread) + 1 .. has null affect. Thus ensuring >50% remains majority side.

@onemantourist Anecdotal exemplar: 60 Blue, 40 Red votes. 4 of those didn't matter. 56/44 - still a Blue win. 64/35 - Blue win 1/6th of Blue votes risked their lives for a null change in outcome.

Blue button pressers fundamentally misunderstand the question. Many of them are like this, falsely believing they have control over the outcome of a popular vote.

@wil_da_beast630 All 3 polls where "SLOP polls". All 3 polls excluded the entirety of the world that is not on X. I am not surprised blue button pressers are touting this as a win for their broken philosophy.

This is the one thing that would prompt a blue vote from me, a notorious Humanity Distruster. But, all three polls were in English.

@LizzyStarrrdust Yep. I may have reminded my wife it's her duty to make sure I never miss this target. :D

@CandidDevOps Well sure. But if you're not there certainly is.

You should genuinely continue masturbating. x.com/i/grok/share/8…

You really have no control over the outcome: In all realistic models, the probability remains extremely small—on the order of 10⁻⁵ to 10⁻⁹ or lower for 7 billion voters. Your individual vote has negligible chance of changing the global outcome.

@onemantourist In all realistic models, the probability remains extremely small—on the order of 10⁻⁵ to 10⁻⁹ or lower for 7 billion voters. Your individual vote has negligible chance of changing the global outcome.

@CandidDevOps Exactly. I’m not faulting you for that, i chose Red first as well, then that “everyone” word reminded me that my baby might press Blue, i’d rather try to save my baby by increasing the blue votes, rather than not try at all.

@onemantourist That's a personal risk and value statement, which I won't fault you for. However, if the set is large - your vote is not going to change the outcome.

@onemantourist You have no control. Voting blue does not mean no one dies. Voting red means I don't die. I don't care about retards that press blue. Better off without them.

@CandidDevOps Question says “everyone.” Explain. Also, you don’t even know what is going to be the popular vote.