DJ Alan Morgan

@Argos_Online Your new pay app is rubbish, can’t register. Emails not being sent to me, phone lines at capacity!! When I eventually connect with someone, I will be paying the balance off & closing my account. Lost a customer!

There's no review like an honest review...right? We asked our favourite Toy Experts what they really thought of this year's Christmas range 🎅✨

@nimskikotech @graceyldn 🤣🤣

@DJAlanMorgan @graceyldn Nice to see Jay-Z supporting Beyonce's brother!

If you thought 2026 couldn’t get any worse, in full Nick Knowles midlife-crisis style, Damien Lewis has decided to release an album.

@JosephDunn8 What?? That was just a noise! 🤷🏻‍♂️🤷🏻‍♂️🤣

The same two fellas when Ant was supposedly having a mental breakdown drunk driving injuring general public that they then made jokes when he wasn’t on the jungle that year due to it. Wouldn’t trust ant a dec either.

Speaking of Nick

@Sofology I have already spoken to someone. Apparently the springs have a 20 year guarantee, but not the springs that have broken in my chair! I didn’t realise there were different types of springs & some weren’t covered by your warranty. Either way, 4 grand down the pan!

@DJAlanMorgan Hi Alan, we’re sorry for the frustration. Please kindly follow us back so we are able to DM you to look into this right away.

@Sofology Just paid off a 4 thousand pound sofa & the springs in the main chair are sagging. Apparently not the correct springs to be covered by the warranty!! Even paid extra for sofa shield. Both completely useless. Second & last sofa from here. Terrible quality.

@Sofology Terrible company, just paid off a 4 thousand pound sofa & the springs in the main chair are sagging. Apparently not the correct springs to be covered by the warranty!! Even paid extra for sofa shield. Both completely useless. Second & last sofa from here. Terrible quality.

Trending: Strawberry Matcha 🍓 💚 From café vibes to your living space, strawberry pink meets matcha green in a pairing that's spirited, serene and effortlessly uplifting ✨️ Remy 🛋 #SoFussy #SpringSummer #StrawberryMatcha #SS26 #Matcha

@Sofology Terrible company, just paid off a 4 thousand pound sofa & the springs in the main chair are sagging. Apparently not the correct springs to be covered by the warranty!! Even paid extra for sofa shield. Both completely useless. Second & last sofa from here. Terrible quality.

What we can we say? There's nothing like the soft supple touch of the luxury fabric on our sofas. 🤤 #Sofology #SoFussy #PoodleLife #PetsofTikTok #Dogs

@Sofology Terrible company, just paid off a 4 thousand pound sofa & the springs in the main chair are sagging. Apparently not the correct springs to be covered by the warranty!! Even paid extra for sofa shield. Both completely useless. Second & last sofa from here. Terrible quality.

It's not secret: we have incredibly high standards - and the Amalfi sofa meets every single one ✅️ From the soft fabric to that sink-in comfort, it's earned its bestie status the hard way. Swipe to see why. #Sofology #SoFussy #Sofas #Betsellers #FabricSofa #LivingRoomInspo

@naomirwolf Oh dear, you’ve had a mare here haven’t you “Dr” 🤣🤣🤣

Once when the business was on it's knees, I borrowed £2,000 in cash from my childs savings, it got paid back in a few weeks, but the woman at the counter accidentally gave me £2,500 by mistake. I watched her count it and quitely walked out without saying a word. Saved my bacon.

@CODUpdates Possibly the worst COD of all time. Played them all since the beginning, BO7 is absolutely rubbish.

📢 Call of Duty: #Warzone Over the past year, we’ve learned a lot from introducing bots through Casual experiences across Battle Royale and Resurgence. Those modes helped us better understand how to deliver the best gameplay experience in Call of Duty: Warzone across the player population. With the launch of Black Ops Royale in Season 02 Reloaded, we’re continuing to build on those learnings with a regional matchmaking test in the new mode. As part of this test, starting next week bots may be introduced into select Black Ops Royale lobbies in Europe and the Middle East only. We will, as always, gauge success based on player data and player feedback. For those of you who play Casuals, the current global BR Casual playlist will not be active initially while we run these tests. We are sorry for any inconvenience this may cause near term. We simply are striving to always put forward the best gameplay experience possible.

I’m bringing Bob Latchford home April / May keep an eye out for some events locally blues 💥🔥9️⃣ @EFCFPF @EvertonNewsFeed @Everton @FalconBlues1878 @DenbighCastl reposts appreiciated 👌

In 2020, when oil went to -37.63 a barrel, I took physical delivery of 1,000 barrels of oil and everyone laughed at me. They have been sitting in my backyard for 6 years. Now, a barrel of oil is worth more than $100. They’re not laughing now.

@TheGriftReport Ask @MrJamesMay as he posted this 3 days ago! 🤷🏻‍♂️🤷🏻‍♂️🤣

"Microwave in 10 mins" 🫣 Do people actually eat this, or is it just a try-once kind of thing?

@OctopusEnergy It’s okay, I’ll get my 8 Octopoints off my free spin (as that’s all it ever gives you) and all will be fine!! 🤣🤣🤣

Worried about what the Iran War means for your energy bills? Wholesale gas prices have more than doubled this week. Greg breaks down exactly what's happened, what it means for your bills, and what comes next. 👇

I bought a HM Revenue and Customs lanyard that I wear when I go to the barbers and car wash to see the panic on the workers' faces when I go in.