@MissKwegah1 Happens every time before elections. Its a normal campaign strategy by politicians. Its never serious
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TK Einstein
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An anti-Immigration group is calling for full day maandamano against non South Africans. The group is like the maumau ile ya ule millennial. They are saying all foreigners—the documented and the undocumented must exit. Kenyans down there, are you safe??
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@ggiste Kuna uwongo hapa. School fees is VAT and WHTax exempt. It should not have anybof those. So what is KRA asking for?
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Yesterday I had an interesting experience
I was trying to file returns for a certain individual
He was confident that he will file nill returns
We logged in on his itax account
Mimi huyo mpaka pale kwa NIL returns
Buana unaclick Iyo kitu ya NIL
KRA wanakwambia you have expenses you need to declare😂😂
Nauliza jamaa yangu. Rada…. Kwani kuna biashara ulifanya juu KRA inasema uko na expenses za Kshs. 185,000
Jamaaa tried thinking…. Aaaaaai anasema hapana. Yeye hana official business na zile yeye hufanya ni Biashara mwecheche hustling hapa na pale😂
Iyo kitu ikanishinda.
I called a contact kwa hapo watu wa Haille Sellasie. Nikamuuliza Kwani hii kitu yenyu haikubali NIL returns juu jomba hapa hana Biashara na Hii kitu inasema ako na Kshs. 185,000 as expenses😂
Jamaa ikaniammbia nimpee few minutes.
After few minutes. Akanicall. Akaniambia niulize jomba kama analipanga school fees xx school😂😂
Jamaaa akaniambia…. eeeeh watoto wanasoma huko. At first he thought he was telling me something interesting 🤨
Then my guy told me…
“Hakuna mtu analipa school fees ya Kshs. 185,000 per year na hana kazi ama biashara. Sasa KRA inataka atueleze mahali Iyo pesa ilitoka”
Wueeeeh sini mbaya..
This is what happened
When Jomba paid school fees. The school recorded it as an income and issued an eTIMS receipt. This automatically updated in KRA backend system that the school has received an income and that’s an expense to whoever who paid it.
So KRA wants to understand huyu mtu hana kazi, hana biashara is surviving how in Nairobi. Kama ni savings as you all would claim.. hii savings unatoa wapi kila mwaka😂
Buana KRA wametunasa.
Alafu they are not doing this to everyone. First they are using Ai to monitor transactions you do everyday using mobile or banking platforms.
So in this case they notice you have payments you are making. They then deploy Ai to analyze your mobile and banking expenses. Jomba Wangu runs a hardware and workshop. Mpesa transactions zake unaona zinagonga upto 500k per month.. Lakini walimshikia pale kwa school fees.
Wale wako na corporate pins ndio wana feel the heat…
Sahii kufanya biashara bila eTIMS ni blunder🥹
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@baroswahjr There is a reason why "only overtake from the right " rule was set. Many drivers who ignore that rule die.
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Ujue atasimama hapo na matusi mingi akisema makosa sio yake.
Watu wa boda huonanga kila mahali ni express way.
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@tonykaromo But that is normal nowadays in most apartments settings. You must have an access code from an owner. Hiyo ndio shida ya kiushi pipeline na githurai for long, hama mkuu to habitable places, stop living with waste
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Living in Tatu City is not easy. Children under 13 must be accompanied, walking is on specific pavements and pets should not make noise. To enter you require identification, house you are visiting, owner's confirmation....aand you must remember the entry number to exit.
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@kipmurkomen Why did you not issue the statement yourself? You are not corporate body or an institution. Matters to do with ukora na uwizi is personal in nature. Waste of public resources. We demand this be pulled down, waste of resources. Murkomen jitetee peke yako
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STATEMENT ON THE WILD FALSEHOODS CIRCULATING IN ONE OF THE DAILIES
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@n_makhubele We lost a true general. May he RIP. His shoe is still resting, has not recovered yet
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@ahmednasirlaw @SingoeiAKorir @WilliamsRuto Ever heard of Dunning-Kruger effect? PS Korir is exactly a real life case.Incompetence and confidence. Hizo mbili can burn a country if its a politician or bring down a company if its a manager. Anyone who's not read to read that philosophy.
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Dr @SingoeiAKorir has done an excellent job in the foreign office in the past four years and Kenya's Foreign policy has gone few notches higher. Of course H.E @WILLIAMSRUTO in his sole discretion has appointed few useless characters as ambassadors and overlooked seasoned officers. But the PS and his boss Hon @MusaliaMudavadi have been excellent. Cheap coordinated political skulduggery shouldn't stop these officers for delivering for the people of Kenya.
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@StandardKenya Ever heard of Dunning-Kruger effect? PS Korir is exactly a real life case.Incompetence and confidence. Hizo mbili can burn a country if its a politician or bring down a company if its a manager. Anyone who's not read to read that philosophy.
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A quiet but deepening storm is brewing within Kenya's Ministry of Foreign Affairs, with a section of ambassadors and senior envoys accusing Principal Secretary Korir Sing'oei of arrogance and dragging the country's diplomacy to an unprecedented low, The Standard can exclusively reveal.
standardmedia.co.ke/national/artic…
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Recovery of riparian land in Nairobi River at Biafra area, Kamukunji sub-county.
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@KeNHAKenya @waze What is so hard for you to deliver something like this? Budget mko nayo. Design mko nayo. Engineers mko nayo. Ukora tu. Lack of strict compliance to approved Designs by resident engineer/consultants. Hiyo tu. Up your game, nugu.
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The Kenya National Highways Authority (KeNHA) hosted @waze Community and Google Maps for a consultative session aimed at enhancing how Kenyans interact with navigation tools — making traffic updates more accurate, timely, and locally relevant.
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@LimitlessKe95 Money laundering. Fictitious receipt. Hiyo ni pesa ya tenders being cleaned for banking. 20 customers a week is 12m. A month is 50m banked.
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@MissNasike Nairobi has very few malls, extremely low numbers for the population of Nairobi. Nrb needs at least 200 malls
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Surely! How many petrol stations and malls can Nairobi accommodate?
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@EngineersBoard You have a case to answer here.
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This road was designed, the drawings were reviewed, and they were approved by Kenya National Highways Authority engineers. I have a simple question: do you believe those engineers approved drawings with an open drainage channel right next to a highway? After construction, the road was inspected and certified for payment. Another question: do you believe the as-built drawings submitted to KeNHA showed an open drain running alongside a live carriageway? If we assume it was only the resident engineers who was “seen” by the contractor to turn a blind eye to this obvious hazard, are we also saying that none of the directors at KeNHA have used this road or noticed the mistake? There is nothing as destructive as corruption. It is a cancer that quietly takes lives, all for the sake of a few extra coins. And those who have the power to act but choose not to ,whether corrupt or simply indifferent ,are part of that harm.
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@EricLatiff @TheIEK @EngineersBoard Latif, am an engineer and the truth is the drawings and designs are excellent. Then comes Kenhas, KURA resident engineer together with the consultant, they approve shoddy works clearly deviating from the design. @EngineersBoard is watching and not reprimanding them
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When will the @TheIEK speak truth to its members? Or the @EngineersBoard enforce professionalism? Nearly every day these days, Kenyans are calling out flagrant incompetence in projects designed, supervised and approved by Engineers.
Ⓝⓖ'ⓞⓡⓞⓡⓘⓔⓣ🐐🇰🇪@baroswahjr
This road was designed, the drawings were reviewed, and they were approved by Kenya National Highways Authority engineers. I have a simple question: do you believe those engineers approved drawings with an open drainage channel right next to a highway? After construction, the road was inspected and certified for payment. Another question: do you believe the as-built drawings submitted to KeNHA showed an open drain running alongside a live carriageway? If we assume it was only the resident engineers who was “seen” by the contractor to turn a blind eye to this obvious hazard, are we also saying that none of the directors at KeNHA have used this road or noticed the mistake? There is nothing as destructive as corruption. It is a cancer that quietly takes lives, all for the sake of a few extra coins. And those who have the power to act but choose not to ,whether corrupt or simply indifferent ,are part of that harm.
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@MativoMJohn The design concept that can work for Nairobi is recognising that matatus will always cause chaos, so best to build a long bus drop off lane, min 10 buses. This way no double parking happens
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The concept of Chiromo road transition to Waiyaki road remaining a 3 lane road on each side is good.
Using the existing two lane after the roundabout as a bus/matatu area is the “better option”.
Safe Bridge crossings and walkways will improve pedestrian movement
#WestlandsMall
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@MOH_Kenya Mbona mumeficha kusema he was maeneo hayo to lauch a CT machine? Mbona story mingi?
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𝐂𝐒 𝐃𝐮𝐚𝐥𝐞 𝐄𝐧𝐠𝐚𝐠𝐞𝐬 𝐁𝐮𝐧𝐠𝐨𝐦𝐚 𝐑𝐞𝐬𝐢𝐝𝐞𝐧𝐭𝐬 𝐨𝐧 𝐔𝐇𝐂 𝐏𝐫𝐨𝐠𝐫𝐞𝐬𝐬 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐇𝐞𝐚𝐥𝐭𝐡 𝐑𝐞𝐟𝐨𝐫𝐦𝐬
Cabinet Secretary for Health, Hon. Aden Duale, concluded his Bungoma County tour with a public engagement forum, where he held discussions with residents on progress in delivering accessible, quality, and equitable healthcare under the Universal Health Coverage (UHC) agenda.
The CS highlighted the steady rollout of the Social Health Authority (SHA), noting that over 30 million Kenyans are now registered, with substantial resources mobilised and disbursed to support service delivery across the country.
He pointed to improved availability of essential medicines following ongoing reforms at the Kenya Medical Supplies Authority (KEMSA), which have strengthened supply chains and enhanced access to critical drugs, particularly at the grassroots.
On digital transformation, Hon. Duale underscored the government’s efforts to modernise healthcare through large-scale deployment of digital systems, improving efficiency, data management, and accountability. He noted that Bungoma is among the leading counties in digitisation, with most public facilities now onboarded.
The CS also sensitised residents on the expanded Linda Jamii programme, which is providing broader household health coverage, including maternal services, and easing the financial burden on families.
He further announced that Community Health Promoters (CHPs) will be fully integrated into the Social Health Insurance Fund (SHIF) from July 2026, strengthening primary healthcare and supporting frontline workers.
Hon. Duale cautioned against fraud in the health sector, affirming that enhanced digital oversight and regulatory enforcement will be applied to uphold integrity and improve service standards.
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So it's official that if a Kenya Power transformer breaks in the rural areas; it takes an average THREE weeks for power to be restored. That is a quote from a @KenyaPower_Care employee in Bondo. Wow. Singapore truly incoming.
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@MOH_Kenya Yaani tumefika hapa. CT scan. Mamamamama. I bought a new printer, can I invite CS IT to come launch?
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