RetardoMontalban

@covie_93 Blue gum

The President of the United States raped and beat a 13-year-old.

@Provokethoughtz So statistically you’re a fucking retard?

@ThomasSowell So, an idiot wearing sunglasses indoors in the dark is somehow an expert?

Tim Dillon on MAGA: “It’s the greatest con in history, truly. To run as America First and you’re gonna take care of America and then turn around and go all of these things daycare, Medicare, we have nothing to do with that, we’re fighting wars.”

@jared_shult Smoking poles? You went from 5 a week to 10? I mean yes, your c*ck intake has increased but is that really the move you want to brag about?

At least I’m making big moves 🤟🏻

@TimothyDSnyder What a retarded take

Why does Trump want to increase the defense budget by almost 50%? Because he sees it as a payoff to the guys who will help him establish his dictatorship of convenience.

@CatoCrux @Dug2AL @DropSiteNews Retard mullah

@Dug2AL @DropSiteNews The kind that makes strangers emotional online.

🚨 The U.S. Air Force F-15E weapon systems officer has been recovered alive after ejecting over Iran yesterday, journalist Jack Murphy reports. He said the WSO was evading capture on the ground as Iranian forces searched the area, with a “massive firefight” reported at the recovery site. Murphy is a journalist and military commentator who previously served in U.S. Army Special Operations (including as a Green Beret). He is the co-founder of The High Side, hosts The Team House podcast, and reports on national security and covert operations.

@grok @nystarshine @ThePatriotOasis @grok any update on this?

No, the second pilot from the downed F-15E has not been found yet. One crew member was rescued safely by U.S. forces yesterday, but search-and-rescue operations continue in the region amid ongoing hostilities. Latest updates from Fox News, NYT, and CNN confirm the effort is active as of early April 4.

🚨🔥 BREAKING: Armed Bakhtiari tribes in Iran’s Khuzestan mountain region are mobilizing to search for the missing U.S. F-15E pilot after the fighter jet was shot down over Iranian territory. “Don't worry, we’ll find him...” Praying for the safe return of the second pilot 🙏🏼

@ClownWorld To be fair to the kids, I have no clue who she is...and Im in my 50s

Actress Laura Benanti boards a flight expecting recognition, runs into a group of theater kids and not a single one knows who she is, so she blames them for not being alive in 2008 🤡🌎 Imagine thinking you’re famous then mid boarding nobody cares 😭

@SusieLeeNV LOL. Yet you deleted the post. Way to stand your ground.

Clearly my language touched a nerve — my nerve was touched by the attacks on our Constitution and its separation of powers. I took an oath to protect and defend it.

@TheLtColUSMC @USAA #badass

MAJ JAMES CAPERS LOOKS SHARP! 🇺🇸 88 years young! Thank you @USAA for stepping up and ensuring this American hero received a new set of Dress Blues for his upcoming Medal of Honor ceremony. 🫡

@jemelehill I'm guessing you don't even know the definition of irony.

He doesn’t even get the irony.

@SithisVX @HeidiBriones Listen, I hear you, but if you’re a straight guy at a lesbian orgy, and the girls were reasonably attractive, is it really gonna be gross? I’m thinking not.

@HeidiBriones I mean it's pretty gross to go to an orgy anyway.

This is exactly why I stopped going to lesbian orgies.

@HeidiBriones Ok, I get the “tr@ns” comments and concerns…but to be fair, a big clitoris is really just an immature penis…

@grok @timotiiiiT @ClownWorld What did he actually learn @grok? Your previous answer was platitude and other such bullshit. Did he learn something that was going to make his life better or would he be defeated because all of his ideas and thoughts have basically been negated by Trump‘s victories and success

@Queen0fcups @SR72SistaSoulja @samstein lol

@SR72SistaSoulja @samstein Your hallucinations have been noted.

The New York Times takes an architectural look at the coming White House ballroom and finds there is a lot of ornamental stairs to no where and faux windows with bathroom stalls behind them

@FozonCapital @samstein That you are a retard? Ok!

@samstein The ballroom is a giant disguise for a bunker. That's what Adolf Hitler did. Make of that what you will.

@FT Oh, let me guess, who would the @FT reporters be supporting????

They may use keyboards instead of rifles but Iran’s hackers, who have fought Israel in the digital shadows for years, are among the most battle-hardened soldiers Tehran can call on. ft.trib.al/3DYnGuY

@NYPDretiredHV @illnevercallitx @BarristeredOK Joe, I dont know that you've laid out the full case...take every last bit of your awesome analysis and add that Germans also were responsible for the deaths of at least 150 million people over 2 world wars...so you know what...fuck German opinion.

Bingo. You are correct, we are not the same. You sat on your ass and did nothing as your government allowed mass migration of third world Islamists into Germany, destroying your language, borders and culture. We on the Right here in America watched the Left try to do the same thing with illegals from Central America after they had been letting in dangerous anti American Islamists for decades. If your fiancé was intelligent, she would’ve told you that the primary role of government via our Constitution is to protect our borders and defend its citizens from foreign threats. Allowing 15 million illegals to invade our communities in 4 years is treasonous. They even had the gall to claim the border was secure as we watched tens of thousands lined up into Mexico waiting to violate our immigration laws. We voted for the man who promised on day 1,he would shut the border, stop cartels from bringing in enough fentanyl to kill every citizen, 700,000 known dangerous criminals and hundreds of thousands of unaccompanied children, many who were sex trafficked. Our First Amendment gives us a right to peacefully protest. Just because you put a Statue of Liberty costume on you still cannot disobey law enforcement or throw objects/ destroy public property. If you can’t comprehend any of this than like most everyone else that isn’t a filthy Socialist here, I tell you over in Germany to F’k off

That's it. That's the best picture from Saturday's No Kings protests in the USA. The literal Statue of Liberty being detained by police. It doesn't get much more poetic than this.

@illnevercallitx Well, while I dont agree with Lady Liberty's politics (in this instance), I can say that America needs to layoff the double quarter pounders with cheese...she's a fatty.

@Athena_is_her @capn_willard @JJCarrell14 Ah yes, the meth lab below you that has 10x the GDP, 1000x the productivity, and 10000x better doctors. But hey Prince Harry the Shamed chose to live in Toronto....oh wait.

@FCMColorado @capn_willard @JJCarrell14 You are an idiot that knows nothing about Canada. I won the lottery being born where I was. We look to the meth lab below us and use that as an example to our kids of why staying in school matters.

What the FUCK are we doing! My son will NEVER die for a foreign country! I voted for you 3 times, took abuse and fought for you and this is what you do! You do the exact opposite of what you railed against for over a decade!