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I’m a big fan of one liners. I follow back.

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Kevin Sorbo
Kevin Sorbo@ksorbs·
So the 12-year-old accused of shoving rocks in the mouth of a 12-year-old girl so his friend could r*pe her was just released by a judge. This is how you make repeat offenders
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Patrick Webb
Patrick Webb@Patrickwebb·
BREAKING: Jeffrey Epstein likely had every major U.S. politician on video doing something terrible to a child, according to former CIA officer David Robert Steele.
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If a coworker has a car and lives near my house, and drives me to work every day, am I obligated to chip in for gas?
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VΩX
VΩX@VoxExVeritas·
Isn't this is homo cop that forgot that we live in America and can say whatever the fuck we want? Lets make this the most reposted meme of all time. Someone got arrested IN AMERICA for posting this meme.
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Mike Bouchard@MikeJBouchard

Max and my son’s dog went for long walk. After, Max was in my lap and I noticed a tick walk on my arm. I gave him a bath and found a tick imbedded in my elbow. My son’s dog also had a tick attached. Ticks are already very active. Check yourself and pets after walks.

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Retro Coast
Retro Coast@RetroCoast·
@ChrisBarberi No. If you have police power and abuse it to arrest people over free speech, you're an enemy of the American people. Full stop.
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Retro Coast@RetroCoast·
Sheriff Mike Bouchard is an enemy of the American people.
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Qadi
Qadi@Bigqadi·
No amount of apology can ever undo what white people did to Black people.
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Jvnior
Jvnior@Jvnior·
🚨🇺🇸 BREAKING: Michigan sheriff just ARRESTED a US citizen for posting a “jewish” meme. He says the 1st Amendment makes people "feel empowered, emboldened, and safe.” I think this cop should be deported to israel.
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Ron
Ron@BK4HOF·
@Mappy6984 What was the issue? Where he rides his fkn unicycle?
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NRM84
NRM84@Mappy6984·
Giving love through elbows
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Adi el Grande
Adi el Grande@icardo8·
ÚLTIMA HORA: Una columna de humo blanco en Tel Aviv indica que Israel ha elegido un nuevo CEO para OnlyFans.
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Adam Francisco
Adam Francisco@adamfrancisco_·
Full context. I was at the dog park and I saw a woman wearing a “We The People” shirt. I told her I liked it, but I could immediately smell alcohol emanating off her breath. She asked me why I like the shirt and I said because it’s generally a tagline of the right. Plus, the couple that she was with, I met a few nights ago and the husband was wearing a MAGA hat. She started looking at my colorful outfit and started asking me if I knew what colors I was wearing. Now, admittedly, I’m a little colorblind so sometimes purples look like blues. So I told her I’m wearing blue, orange and yellow. Suddenly a flip switched, and she got very upset that I called my jersey blue instead of purple. She pinched my nipple unexpectedly, which I ignored, but backed away. She then started asking me to give her my sunglasses and when I said no, she swiped for them hitting me in the head. At that point, I said “please stop touching me. I don’t want you near me anymore. You’re drunk go away.” It was at this point I realized I should probably turn my camera on and start filming this drunken idiot. She is so drunk she trips over her own legs and falls and then accuses me of kicking her. The couple she was with kept telling her that I did not kick her. I am so happy that I turned the camera on when I did. People lie. The camera never does.
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Alex Jones
Alex Jones@RealAlexJones·
I present to you the creature the CIA literally installed in Virginia to destroy the state. She takes fakeness to the level of perfection. She is the female version of Gavin Newsom and she wants to take everything you have….
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The Composite Guy
The Composite Guy@CompositeGuy_·
An African YouTube channel conducted an independent IQ test in Lagos, Nigeria. The average was 73.4, and the median was 69.7.
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AlphaFox
AlphaFox@alphafox·
A predictable ending: 😑
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Gina Milan
Gina Milan@ginamilan_·
Roseanne is my spirit animal 😭😭
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