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@JoeyHorta @kron4news Me after I raid the kitchen and eat all of my kids snacks

The latest social media sensation in San Francisco- Chonkers the sea lion- is making a splash at Pier 39. He weighs close to 2,000 lbs and is making a rare appearance. @kron4news

@NickAbraham12 This approach works great for in-person as well.

Best-performing cold call opener after 75,000 dials last month: "Hey, can I get 30 seconds of your time? Otherwise you can tell me to kick rocks". Lesson in there.

@tyromper Wild Robot is top tier

Doing a family movie night tonight. Kids are 5,5,10. We loved THE LORAX last Saturday. What's a good kids movie we could all enjoy?! Thanks for the recommendations. 🙏❤️

@nickythegood Killer list

My TOP 10 “kids movies” of the 90s 1. Heavyweights 2. 3 Ninjas 3. The Sandlot 4. TMNT (1/2) 5 Home Alone (1/2) 6. Mighty Ducks (1/2) 7. Airborne 8. Surf Ninjas 9 Little Giants 10. Blank Check Honorable: - Angus - Camp Nowhere - Hook - Sidekicks - Brink - The Big Green - ROTR - AITO

@esidery Nothing says DC nostalgia like cherry blossoms and the name “Wizards”. Change the name already.

The Wizards announced they are bringing back their fan-favorite cherry blossom alternate uniforms next season. Washington is beginning a new era with Trae Young, Anthony Davis and their young core in style.

@GregFinberg My 7 year old son wakes up every morning checking the standings and hoping to celebrate if we moved down in the rankings. 🙏

This is like a playoff game where the real winner is whoever gets eliminated.

@GamewithDave See you on the battlefield comrades

To all adults still gaming after work, chores and responsibilities… you’re elite ❤️

@kennedy_osifo @OrevaZSN Agree. Time heals. From my experience: Year 1 (Pure darkness) Year 2 (Darkness fades but think about the loss daily) Year 3 (Goes from daily to weekly. You can breathe again) Year 4 (Weeks to moments. You get your life back)

@JDMensch @OrevaZSN They may hurt the most but eventually everyone moves on gee

The way life goes on after people die is the most humbling thing ever.

@hogmolly69 @ESPNNBA Jerseys are fire. The name is horrendous. WTF is a “Wizard”?

@ESPNNBA Wizards need a rebrand BADLY. These jerseys are awful and have been around since John Wall. Time for a change

The new-look Wizards 🪄

@marycatedelvey Celebratory social media posts for your children who are too young to read or comprehend them.

Things that are technically harmless but annoy me: 1. Disney adults

@GraduatedBen The hot dog vendor in the crowd trying to make his quota

@HenMazzig This is shocking. How on earth could people who play pretend for a living be so dumb?

No public statements on Iran since the mass killing of Iranians started, from the following loud Gaza advocates: Dua Lipa, The Weeknd, Angelina Jolie, Jennifer Lopez, Selena Gomez, Billie Eilish, Ben Affleck, Bradley Cooper, Joaquin Phoenix, Emma Stone, Cate Blanchett, Cillian Murphy, Pedro Pascal, Lewis Hamilton, Mohamed Salah, Gigi Hadid, Bella Hadid, John Legend, Mark Ruffalo, Benedict Cumberbatch, Javier Bardem, Judi Dench, Olivia Colman, Brian Cox, Malala Yousafzai, Greta Thunberg, Lewis Hamilton already placed, Roger Waters, Patti Smith, Billie Joe Armstrong, Annie Lennox, Damon Albarn, Brian Eno, Robert Smith, Yusuf Cat Stevens, Gary Lineker, Eric Cantona, Paul Pogba, Kyrie Irving, Ons Jabeur, Rafael Leão, Ava DuVernay, Guillermo del Toro, Ken Loach, Mike Leigh, Nan Goldin, Gael García Bernal, Mahershala Ali, Riz Ahmed, Florence Pugh, Ramy Youssef, Ayo Edebiri, Kehlani, Macklemore, Kid Cudi, Hozier, Zara Larsson, Phoebe Bridgers, Julien Baker, Lucy Dacus, Victoria Monét, Renée Rapp, Rachel Zegler, Hunter Schafer, Bella Ramsey, Nicola Coughlan, Joseph Quinn, Emma D’Arcy, Bo Burnham, Elliot Page, Alan Moore, Ilana Glazer, Abbi Jacobson, Alan Cumming, Debra Winger, Wallace Shawn, Amandla Stenberg, Kingsley Ben Adir, Ncuti Gatwa, Kareena Kapoor Khan, Priyanka Chopra, Alia Bhatt, Varun Dhawan, Sonam Kapoor, Samantha Ruth Prabhu, Swara Bhasker, Huda Kattan, Mona Kattan, Steve Coogan, Charles Dance, Liam Cunningham, Miriam Margolyes, Juliet Stevenson, Maxine Peake, Frankie Boyle, Stewart Lee, Paloma Faith, Beth Gibbons, Robert Del Naja, Primal Scream, Young Fathers, Bikini Kill, Fontaines DC, Nadine Shah, Nilufer Yanya, Celeste, The Blessed Madonna, Ben UFO, Kode9, Loraine James, Lee Gamble, Tony Shalhoub, Cynthia Nixon, Lena Headey, Melissa Barrera, Hannah Einbinder, Megan Stalter, Khalid Abdalla, Asif Kapadia, Michael Rosen, Peter Mullan, Daniel Scheinert, Jeremy Deller, Tai Shani, Oreet Ashery, Rosalind Nashashibi, Larissa Sansour, Tanita Tikaram, Tanika Gupta, Inua Ellams, Shazia Mirza, Nish Kumar, Deborah Frances White, Sheikha Latifa bint Mohammed bin Rashid Al Maktoum, Rebecca Hall, Gustaf Skarsgård, Ruth Negga, Paapa Essiedu, Tobias Menzies, Vijay Iyer, Francesca Martinez, Grace Petrie, Robin Ince, Salena Godden, Susan Lynch, Suzi Ruffell, Eugene Lee Yang, Lolly Adefope, David Morrissey, Swann Arlaud, Quannah Chasinghorse, Kaouther Ben Hania, Selma Dabbagh, Malak Mattar, Nadim Cheikhrouha, Sofia Karim, Alanoud Badr, Karen Wazen, Mina Al Sheikhly, Natasha Aris, Zainab Hassan, Rida Hamidou, Sara Masry, Vivian Munn, Edward Davis, Emma Seligman, Esther Freud, Esther Manito, Chris Perfetti, David Calder, Milo Machado Graner, Roger Hartley, Peter Wyer, Frederico Gaggio...

@TheDunkCentral Proud of my Wizraeli!

Deni Avdija says he’s fed up with the hate he receives for being from Israel, calls out the lack of education on the topic, and demands respect, saying those outside the Middle East shouldn’t speak on it “You don’t have to love what I stand for or how I look, but if I’m a good player, give props. All this hate … for no reason. Like, I’m deciding things in the world. I’ll be honest: What do people expect me to do? This is my country, where I was born, where I grew up. I love my country; there are a lot of great things about my country. But obviously, not everyone is educated and knows what is going on, and that’s what pisses me off. Because if you are educated and know what is going on, it’s fine to say what you think and say who you think is right or wrong. But if you are not educated and you are not part of the Middle East, and you don’t understand how long this goes back and understand the consequences and everything … just don’t say anything.” (Via nytimes.com/athletic/69752…)

@jaymart222 Now do the worst tenants! 🍿

Breaking. NYCHA has so many violations that the public advocate had to remove listing them because those buildings the city is responsible for would be the top 1-5.

@CalebFC18 He’s walking like he just got a colonoscopy

Caleb Williams is walking like he just went 12 rounds with prime Mike Tyson. Rest up, 18. x.com/Fatslob1123/st…

@ESPNNFL They’re moving to the TSA pre-check aisle for Cancun

Ben Johnson and the Bears are moving in the right direction 👏

@BigDaddy_____8 @aincomeinvestor It’s OK because we’re rich at this point and we’ll have access to wonderful healthcare. Ok add healthcare to the list.

@JDMensch @aincomeinvestor Your going to break a hip

everyone wants to retire early….and then what? sit and do nothing all day?

@nypost This is how 7 year old smiles at me when I tell him he’s allowed to stay up late

Venezuelan opposition leader María Corina Machado presented Trump her Nobel Peace Prize medal in White House meeting. Read today's cover here: trib.al/UrouYM5