Johnny KO’d

@Macetrott I have us at 13 wins and may not make finals

Collingwood’s next 6 weeks heading in to the bye.. Hawks L Geelong winnable Sydney L WCE win Dogs winnable Dees winnable 7-6 heading in to the bye won’t be horrible,8-5 should set us up for a crack at a top 8 finish.. 6-7 R.I.P 2026…

@tripperhead LOL roll a bus down the hill with no hand brakes Deliberate? No I wasn’t on the wheel Biggest get out of jail card you can use

Coroner Stanley Ho has ruled the 5 deaths in the 2018 school bus crash in North Point were accidental, since the bus driver was not at the wheel at the time of the crash. Sing Tao Daily (Chinese): stheadline.com/society/356666…

@ExposingNV Did she ask “did you do one?”

Rebel Wilson being cross examined by Sue Chrysanthou SC is painful to watch (and gloriously entertaining) RW: “I have a law degree” SC: “Did you do an ethics course as part of your law degree, Ms Wilson?” Ouch

@inmediahk @cowcfj DLLM, maths according to HK government 3 hours 4 people means you get 12 hours, also if something not fixed in 2025 it’s because of 2019 problem

#宏福苑五級火 原定4年前更新消防通訊系統 楊恩健：疫情黑暴阻交付 bit.ly/3QwUyaQ

@strangerous10 I like how she thinks she gets to ask a question

It gets worse. Pocock continues to smash Wake on Shell’s “tricky accounting”, who provides how much Shell invests, but refuses to provide revenue. “You can’t even tell me that part of the equation, which I find very odd. You can tell me all your expenses, but not your revenue”💥

David Pocock beside himself as Shell’s Cecile Wake insists she doesn’t know Shell’s revenue, or how much gas they export, while she fronts an inquiry on Gas Exports. Sarah Hanson-Young: “What did you think we were going to be asking you about today?” 🔥🙄 #auspol

@cleary_mitch lol 😂 kangaroo court with kangaroos boxing each other

You just can't make this up. Port Adelaide legal counsel Paul Ehrlich, while teeing off on Jason Johnson's conduct, has had to apologise to the Appeals Board hearing for his dog barking during his submission.

@PrinceImp1877 It is 2026 and there are still people that think the AFL fixture is aiming to be fair 😂

No excuses for tonight’s performance. But why do we play Geelong every year at Kardinia Park? Take out Gather Round, 4 of the last 5 games between these two teams are at Kardinia Park. Meanwhile Collingwood last played at Kardinia Park 27 years ago. #AFLCatsDogs

@tripperhead In 2025, official Government inter department procedures relating to emergencies is a fax ! You can’t make this stuff up !

Tai Po fire hearing: The committee also hears that some 999 callers hang up before their calls reach the fire department. Wong tells the panel that, in such cases, the police force would fax the callers’ information to the fire department. scmp.com/news/hong-kong…

@metrotrains @jolierojer lol 😂 we live in 1992 apparently

@jolierojer Hello, if you press the green button on the intercom at the platform, the automated message can tell you the detailed stopping conditions of upcoming trains.

@NUFC I think it’s time for Howe to go unfortunately

Mateta scores. [2-1] 90'

@tommorris32 @1116sen @sydneyswans So don’t pair st Kilda with Freo?

South Australian premier Peter Malinauskas told the @sydneyswans Gather Round Breakfast that he thinks it’s a terrible idea if the AFL hands an 18-team Opening Round to the northern states. “How many people are going to watch St Kilda play Freo at Engie Stadium? There’d be 15 people there,” Malinauskas said. Sydney chairman Andrew Pridham, who was on the same panel, replied: “There’s always only 15 people at Saints games!” South Australia’s view is that a northern states round would dilute Gather Round. Plenty of club CEOs & presidents in the room, + Tom Harley from the AFL. @1116sen @AFLNation

@MWL152 You friends with people who complain it’s the VFL not AFL?

Why didn’t any Brisbane based journos ask the away coach about a second game backup ruckman

@ClarkyHeraldSun People who have no professional knowledge of concussions should not really talk about it like they know something ⬆️ exhibit one

Garry Lyon on SEN nails it. “What is this macho bulls--t of shrugging off the doctor & saying, ‘Get out of my way, I'll stay out there’, when the prudent, responsible course of action is to get yourself off the ground, do the HIA, take the pressure off the docs & coaches.”

@seanHPN The thing that is annoying me at the moment is deliberate rule is now out the window, many examples of players trying to get a hand or deflection before it goes out to save a free kick but guess what, if you knock it out it should still be deliberate free kick!

Last disposal should just be for intentional disposals. I thought that was the rule in W and SANFL anyway?

@kanecornes More than you, you are only 3rd best 😂

What the F would you know about the sport, Chip?

@adrianbarich May not be the reason they lost, but the AFL people who came up with open round with some teams, should go to moron mountain along with the music between goals people

A fired up Justin Longmuir not happy about playing an Opening Round team for the third straight year. "Anyone who's been around football would realise it's an advantage, we should all start the season the same way, there should be no competitive advantage for any team playing a game before they play another team, it just makes so much sense to people in the industry, and we've just got it wrong."

@PrimeWalsh How would we know Gaelic football exists if not for the international “punch on” series 😂

@superfooty The people that started this for AFL should be banished forever

Anyone else anti-goal songs? 👀 FULL EP 👉 bit.ly/4biZLJX

@tripperhead The idea public transport is supposed to make money or even break even is absurd, government is supposed to subsidise public transport with other income. Just because they can’t is not public transportation’s problem

Assistant Commissioner for Transport Louisa Fung, on the upcoming 12.5% price hike on six island ferry routes: “Both ferry service operators have been struggling financially. Setting aside government subsidies under special assistance measures, the six routes would record a loss of approximately 35 percent and 50 percent.” news.rthk.hk/rthk/en/compon…

@transit_jam LOL so his argument is you can’t arrest everyone for traffic violations because it’s densely populated, and they are rich so it’s ok to park for your convenience Rule of law my arse

Rule of Law for everyone (except rich ppl)