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@AdoptedchildAle @it_Rutie @temsbaby

@it_Rutie @temsbaby I promise to love you till death I won't penetrate and leave I will penetrate and remain I will die there

“I don’t fall in love anymore because a lot men just want to Penětrräte.” — Tems.

@JosephineZulu13 @JoshuaImoikor @DoubleGeneral98 @iamfelixg @ParkerOlad It's gotta ve ragebait fr

@JoshuaImoikor @DoubleGeneral98 @iamfelixg @ParkerOlad Dude you can't be serious.Are you dumb or just playing dumb? 🙄

Lost my homie last year… 💔 Today I saw his girl celebrating 3 year anniversary with another guy. I'm learning life 💔

@OB321123 @Abdod_The_Dude Are you being dumb on purpose?

@MORPHS_02 @Abdod_The_Dude Beat? Ig the power of rng beat me🫩

If you intentionally try to ruin badges for your opponent i hope every single day in your life is as miserable as you are

@OB321123 @Abdod_The_Dude Bruh, you got beat, just take the L

@Abdod_The_Dude I got a irl job unfortunately Plus the badge is rng so it doesn’t even show that ur good so it’s not even worth it

@christbella57 @JustAnuboy @instablog9ja I'm ready whenever you are, my boss

@MORPHS_02 @JustAnuboy @instablog9ja There are few new project but patience required.

Omolomo 🤭 She thought it was just one small Android phone… until she saw ₦200M balance on the app 😭💸 Shakara disappeared immediately. He paid ₦49k for her stuff without blinking. Sis quickly dropped her Opay — make he add one extra 0 and call her later 😂 Money talks, small phone dey whisper 🤭 Would you have formed hard girl still? 👇

@christbella57 @JustAnuboy @instablog9ja Damn, where do I get started?

@MORPHS_02 @JustAnuboy @instablog9ja Bro I made it from crypto pi and OG labs

@christbella57 @JustAnuboy @instablog9ja Damn, whatchu do for work?

@JustAnuboy @instablog9ja I'm using Redmi 12c but I have 70 million in my GTB account, an iPhone doesn't measure someone being rich. On a second I don't consider using an iPhone.

@_devTomiwa @IAvule56062 @mav3rick_888 @OnGodNews_ @kirawontmiss What he wrote fown

@IAvule56062 @mav3rick_888 @OnGodNews_ @kirawontmiss But he keeps on forgetting😂

🚨 BREAKING 🚨 X user @kirawontmiss home-security system was hacked into last night. Hackers released photos of the alleged owner of the large account.

@max2ry @NateJfl Damn, my bad bro, thought you were being sarcastic

@MORPHS_02 @NateJfl No

Clash Royale IS SAVED 🥰 Best update I have seen in a while, heroes are now accessible like evolutions 🤩 and a free hero as well. Evolutions coming back in April, along with new cards and heroes in June. Goodbye 4th slot, these are AMAZING changes ✌️🤙

@max2ry @NateJfl Were you not being sarcastic in your original post?

@MORPHS_02 @NateJfl Yeah thats why its great, what the fuck are you trying to say

@max2ry @NateJfl I don't understand, what setup do you want?? This change they're making is clearly better 1 hero slot, 1 evo slot, 1 wild slot

@NateJfl So if you wanna use 2 heroes you have only 1 evo ?? Great decision

@Mustaph53938311 @rainat566079 @Arnoldruski

@rainat566079 @Arnoldruski Alright rainat😍

I went to Yaba and this random man held me and was like"she go sabi fuck wella"😭😭😭

@he_is_dreyy @ekpo_oreva

@ekpo_oreva Nice story. Can I bite you there instead?

Sometime last year, a centipede bit me on my ponmo 😬 It was a small one sha, but omo…that thing pained me wetin no good. That was my first time experiencing such nonsense in my life. I felt sick at some point until I rushed to my nurse who gave me injection and some drugs na there the matter calm down. Later I realized how it happened. The centipede was inside my pants. I normally hang my pants on the bathroom door before bathing so I can wear it after and wash the previous one. Na so the thing crawl enter without invitation. Fast forward… I went to fetch water from the kitchen tap and I saw another centipede 😬 Biko nu, where are all these things coming from? How does a grown centipede just wake up and decide to enter person house like this? I won’t lie, fear catch me small because once you’ve experienced it before, you don’t joke with it again. When I went to take the injection that time, I narrated everything to the nurse. NURSE: Jesus Christ! Lemme see. ME: 🙄

@bnbchen 381

@senpai537 The background colour of the first one is better, but the layout of the second one is better.

I hear that you can eat your cake and still have it. But it will mean inconsistency in this case, So pick one 😁

@fukashiginozaza @Slitteroftwt @memetexts Elite ball knowledge

@Slitteroftwt @memetexts zoowee mama

@ravenblackk @ManMilk2 Proof?

@ManMilk2 i dont have a tail, but cake instead lol, does that count?

@SlimSugar @tdubsniper @AprilMac @Geniustechw @grok Bruh, she went from a solid 6 to a -2

@tdubsniper @AprilMac @Geniustechw @grok I'm not grok, but this is her before and after...

After ALL those surgeries... did she finally achieve the "perfect woman" look? Be brutally honest 😏 x.com/JebraFaushay/s…

@KGHYourABum @Amarihz @kirawontmiss Niggalosopher

@Amarihz @kirawontmiss No, I'm a nigga

the odds that they were both recording is like 1 in a billion😭😭

@PugKorea10 @Olly1990s @AntiWokeMemes I can also confirm every normal person grabs every gay person they see on the street and electroshocks them and makes them straight

@Olly1990s @AntiWokeMemes I can confirm every LGBTQ person grabs every child they see on the street and changes their gender and makes them gay