Mary N.

There are still people who know me only as the visibly intoxicated bartender at the Lynnwood Applebees and I think that’s beautiful

Came back to this website exclusively to laugh at this

@goddammitsarah I will bring the rat to his door

my friends are all texting me the links for multiple bird sanctuaries where you can donate to feed rats with your ex's name to raptors so please know I have already donated and there is a rat with his name on it

@JenSaunderson Can I interest you in Illinois or Minnesota? I love it over here

Wish that CheapOldHouses would create a channel of only houses in Blue States... because some of us want a cheap house, but don't want to give up our rights for a beautiful craftsman with built-ins.

I’ve only been over there for a day but so far it’s mostly nice people, sports, and sexy animals (both real and cartoon)

One thing I don’t miss about my daughter being in elementary school is the moms confiding in me that their sad-sack husbands want to be my friend.

@Brent_Rooker12 Please do this again, it was very fun

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“Kamala will give criminal illegal aliens taxpayer funded transgender surgeries” is something I just heard in an ad during a ballgame. This country is so depressingly stupid man.

I would pay so much money to hear @AngieMentink talk more about the Colorado Silver Bullets

The “IT IS BOTH!!!!” commercial comes in at the very top of my list of things I won’t miss about the 2024 MLB season

RT @badsandwich: I'm no big city ethics professor but this reads like some classic misinformation coming at you from a guy who shadow bans…

& then there was the time when @ARizzo44 returned to wrigley for the first time since leaving chicago and signed my son iggy’s baseball. i cried! we love you, rizzo. 😭❤️

@aaron_klopfer Into this

when bart simpson puts the marshmallow into his cocoa and it absorbs all the cocoa and he cuts it into slices

RT @IanKarmel: I do not post political stuff anymore, but as a former football player, I have to speak out. All coaches are coach. Coordi…

RT @ChristopOConnor: @MaryNumair "There are three deaths. The first is when the body ceases to function. The second is when the body is con…

@TmacSeatac Extremely born and raised Everett lol. I worked at the Everett Shari’s until it got shut down. Then the Mill Creek Shari’s (which I think got torn down??)

@MaryNumair Mary, I’m embarrassed to say I live in Mill Creek now so I was very recently startled to find out you’re from Everett lol, I just got a new job in Bellevue but for way too long Lynnwood was the most culture I was getting on a regular basis lmao

There are still people who know me only as the visibly intoxicated bartender at the Lynnwood Applebees and I think that’s beautiful

@chuckmize So many past lives :)

@MaryNumair I only know you as a former cat wrangler at Purrington's. 🐱

Phew ok

@zachleft @A_Jude I will walk into traffic istg

Source confirms: Scott Servais is out. Mariners will host a Zoom conference call this afternoon, and more changes are expected.