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Mary N.

@MaryNumair

please be nice, it’s literally my first day on here.

Chicago, IL Katılım Nisan 2010
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Mary N.
Mary N.@MaryNumair·
There are still people who know me only as the visibly intoxicated bartender at the Lynnwood Applebees and I think that’s beautiful
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Mary N.@MaryNumair·
Came back to this website exclusively to laugh at this
Andrew Cuomo@andrewcuomo

Somewhere last night in New York City, a single mother and her children slept at a homeless shelter because you, assemblyman @ZohranKMamdani are occupying her rent controlled apartment. You grew up rich and married an even wealthier woman. You’ve had weddings on 3 continents. You own property in LGTBQIA+ murderous Uganda. You make $142,000 a year plus stipends, and your wife works too, meaning you together likely make well over $200,000. No matter which way you cut it: Zohran Mamdani is a rich person. You are actually very rich. Yet you and your wife pay $2,300 a month, as you have bragged, for a nice apartment in Astoria. That should be housing for someone who needs it. We are in the middle of a historic affordability crisis. Millions of low income New Yorkers need this apartment and an apartment like it. Yet your apartment remains rented to rich people who don’t need it. Today, I am calling on you to move out immediately and give your affordable housing back to an unhoused family who need it. Leaders must show moral clarity. Time to move out.

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Sarah Everett@goddammitsarah·
my friends are all texting me the links for multiple bird sanctuaries where you can donate to feed rats with your ex's name to raptors so please know I have already donated and there is a rat with his name on it
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Mary N.@MaryNumair·
@JenSaunderson Can I interest you in Illinois or Minnesota? I love it over here
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JenSaunderson.bsky.social@JenSaunderson·
Wish that CheapOldHouses would create a channel of only houses in Blue States... because some of us want a cheap house, but don't want to give up our rights for a beautiful craftsman with built-ins.
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Mary N.@MaryNumair·
I’ve only been over there for a day but so far it’s mostly nice people, sports, and sexy animals (both real and cartoon)
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John Levenstein@johnlevenstein·
One thing I don’t miss about my daughter being in elementary school is the moms confiding in me that their sad-sack husbands want to be my friend.
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Dylan@DylanTweetin·
“Kamala will give criminal illegal aliens taxpayer funded transgender surgeries” is something I just heard in an ad during a ballgame. This country is so depressingly stupid man.
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Mary N.@MaryNumair·
I would pay so much money to hear @AngieMentink talk more about the Colorado Silver Bullets
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Curtis Rogers
Curtis Rogers@AKidFromKent·
The “IT IS BOTH!!!!” commercial comes in at the very top of my list of things I won’t miss about the 2024 MLB season
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baseball barbie@heartachebarbie·
& then there was the time when @ARizzo44 returned to wrigley for the first time since leaving chicago and signed my son iggy’s baseball. i cried! we love you, rizzo. 😭❤️
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ian karmel@IanKarmel·
I do not post political stuff anymore, but as a former football player, I have to speak out. All coaches are coach. Coordinators are coach. Position coaches are coach. I didn't call the guy who taught me how to pass block "Assistant Coach Cooke."
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Chris O@ChristopOConnor·
@MaryNumair "There are three deaths. The first is when the body ceases to function. The second is when the body is consigned to the grave. The third is that moment, sometime in the future, when your name is taken off the do-not-hire and trespass lists at Applebees for the last time"
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Mary N.@MaryNumair·
@TmacSeatac Extremely born and raised Everett lol. I worked at the Everett Shari’s until it got shut down. Then the Mill Creek Shari’s (which I think got torn down??)
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Tiffany@TmacSeatac·
@MaryNumair Mary, I’m embarrassed to say I live in Mill Creek now so I was very recently startled to find out you’re from Everett lol, I just got a new job in Bellevue but for way too long Lynnwood was the most culture I was getting on a regular basis lmao
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Mary N.@MaryNumair·
There are still people who know me only as the visibly intoxicated bartender at the Lynnwood Applebees and I think that’s beautiful
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Chuck Mize
Chuck Mize@chuckmize·
@MaryNumair I only know you as a former cat wrangler at Purrington's. 🐱
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Mary N.@MaryNumair·
Phew ok
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Adam Jude
Adam Jude@A_Jude·
Source confirms: Scott Servais is out. Mariners will host a Zoom conference call this afternoon, and more changes are expected.
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