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A man received the following text from his neighbor: block quote "I am so sorry Bob. I'm riddled with guilt and I have to confess. I have been tapping your wife for many weeks now. I'm not getting any at home, but that's no excuse. I hope you will accept my sincerest apology with my promise that it won't happen again" block quote end The heartbroken man, enraged, went into his bedroom, grabbed his wife and threw her out the back door. Then he locked the door. A few moments later, a second text came in: – Damn autocorrect. I meant "wifi”, not "wife".

@justicenow_alan @FreeStateWill x.com/i/grok/share/b…

@Mohawk4711 @EdKrassen The only violence committed was by ICE tear-gassing detainees. And Senator Kim.

@EdKrassen Lock the psychopath up! Deny the duchebag bail and kick him out of the Senate for inciting violence against law enforcement!

DISGRACEFUL: ICE agents tear-gassed U.S. Senator Andy Kim at Delaney Hall detention facility in NJ today! Kim was supporting hunger-striking detainees protesting spoiled food, no medical care & extreme heat when federal agents unleashed tear gas & pepper spray. Kim struggled to breathe & injured his hand in the chaos.

They say free press keeps everyone honest. Reality: Foreign billionaire's 25-year-old daughter, whose only prior donation was $20 to Buttigieg, drops $3.5M into Trump PAC. Dad's bribery case? Vanishes into a full pardon. This is straight-up illegal. MSM is failing our nation. Swap Trump for Biden/Obama? We'd get 24/7 breaking news specials, endless columns, and paid right-wing influencers on full blast. Seeking Pardon, Foreign Billionaire Allegedly Funneled Millions to Trump Super PAC campaignlegal.org/update/seeking…

The administration plans to use claims that "China interfered in the 2020 election as a basis to declare a national emergency that would unlock extraordinary presidential power over voting.” The premise, it almost goes without saying, is a total lie. trib.al/dD7xx4n

@Milajoy Obviously DOJ looked in to it and found no crime because you know this trump weaponized DOJ would looooove to prosecute ActBlue.

A year ago James Comer referred ActBlue to the DOJ for prosecution. And we haven't heard a word about it since. And now ActBlue raised $3 billion last year. Democrats get away with everything because Republicans are WEAK.

@NPRinskeep @MalcolmNance So presidential…

Over the weekend, the UFC announced this rendering of what MMA cage matches on the White House lawn should look like on June 14. 1/2

@stelzner_n1150 Because he gave $10 mil of Florida taxpayer money to his wife’s ’non-profit’?

I'll never understand why people don't like DeSantis.

Cult leader Jim Jones used to fake assassination attempts so that his cult would worship him harder. Just thought I’d share that history with everyone

Today is Memorial Day in America – a day of national respect for each and every person who defended America and freedom in uniform. Without the United States, there simply would have been no European freedom – and the 20th century proved this absolutely clearly. Now Russia’s full-scale war is not only against Ukraine, but also against the very format of such a Europe – a free, democratic, united Europe. It is Euro-Atlantic unity that has been, and remains, the foundation of the world’s economic and, in many respects, social development after World War II. Ukraine is grateful to the United States for supporting our defense and to all compassionate American hearts that continue to support Ukraine. This war must be ended – and ended in a dignified way. And America’s role in this – America, which Russia fears – truly can be one of leadership: in supporting our defense of life here and our ability, later on, to help defend life for other nations, those who truly need it. Thank you, America!

This is the most traitorous unAmerican thing to happen in my lifetime, and the fact that it happened at the behest of a US president is unforgivable. Never forget what our military sacrificed for American freedom. It wasn't for this.

@DisavowTrump20 @mwood730 @StephenAtHome Pencil it in! Prez assassination attempt/distract #21 for Dec 8/9 2026.

🚨NEW: Kerry Kennedy has announced Late Show Host Stephen Colbert is the recipient of the 2025 Robert F. Kennedy Human Rights Award for his advocacy for free speech and speaking truth to power. RETWEET to congratulate Colbert on this honor!

@Eddie_Van_Banjo @MemyselfnFlash @theliamnissan You are in the FOR YOU feed. Try FOLLOWING feed instead.

@MemyselfnFlash @theliamnissan Actually I don’t follow limp nissan , next guess ?

Trump is in the hospital again. Let us pray 🙏

@LindaLindalou27 @DSchell4 @theliamnissan Worst than Obama’s deal.

@DSchell4 @theliamnissan Going to be the same as Obamas. Dumb fuck

@DemarcoAdominic @acnewsitics In NYC, the only thing trump dominated was the newspaper rags. King of self promotion.

@acnewsitics The clown who made 6 billion dollars, dominated New York realestate for decades? The clown that made 500 million as the dominant casino properties in NJ for decades? .

Donald gets barely half the deal President Obama got for at least 50 times the cost. The art of the deal... No wonder this clown bankrupted multiple casinos.

@mwood730 @DecodingFoxNews For me - add in, ‘Did he start a war today?’.

@DecodingFoxNews That began for me on 1/28/2017. I went from "Did he do (say or post) something stupid?" To "What stupid thing did he do (say or post)?" in one week.

I can’t be the only person who wakes up and my first thought is, “What did he do today? What is he going to do today? Did we just bomb another all girls school?” I am so tired.

🚨Texas Trump supporter and self-described “ordained minister,” Ken Bulsterbaum, 62, has been arrested for allegedly s*xually abusing multiple children spanning years. This is the third MAGA child predator I’ve discovered just today. This is an epidemic!

I actually deluded myself into believing that the United States of America and its citizens were advanced enough to not allow the desecration of our Institutions and founding principles of democracy and to rise up when it was attempted MAN WAS I WRONG