Dave Middler

@NUFC GET RIGHT INTO THEM FROM THE OFF! It’s the hope that kills you isn’t it? 0-1 smash and grab written all over hasn’t it? At least Nunez can’t turn into prime Ronaldo against us this time

Our first home game of the season. UNITED 👊

@NUFC360 Put a transfer request in then you greedy prick! I hope he never wears the black & white shirt again

🚨 Alexander Isak has released a statement tonight about his desire to leave the club 🚨 #NUFC

@NUFC360 How can he be ‘very professional’ but be on strike? 😂 If he wants away that much then put a transfer request in. He won’t though as he won’t give up the bonuses meaning he’s simply a rat!

🇸🇪 Sweden Manager Jon Dahl Tomasson has spoken about the ongoing issue with Alexander Isak. #NUFC

@LukeEdwardsTele Handing in a transfer request forfeits loyalty bonuses and others payments I’ve heard.

Alexander Isak made his intentions clear days ago. Why do you think he’s not training with the group or playing. He has also not said a thing publicly about his intentions and has not handed in an official transfer request. Why hasn’t he done that? Club continue to insist he’s not for sale. More to follow no doubt #nufc #lfc

@Betfair That is peak modern football right there! All plastics 😂😂😂😂

Alexander Isak has reportedly said he will not play for Newcastle again 😳 A message to #NUFC fans from the streets of Liverpool…

@talkSPORT Never in my life would I have thought I’d agree with Gabby! I hope he never plays for NUFC again either, spends the next 3 years in our reserves and wastes the best years of his career. What a fucking idiot he is

😡 "Who do you think you are, mate!?" 😡 "Disgusting!!" 😡 "That's wound me up!" Gabby Agbonlahor is furious with reports that Isak is refusing to ever play for #NUFC again, even if he doesn't get his #LFC move! 😤

@MrStephenHowson @HowayHarky The £2-£3 million was monthly instalments.

Another incorrect detail here - Man U paid £13m for Ashworth. Ste Howson saying “between £2-3m” is grossly out of kilter big lad!!!

What a first day that was in the Ryder Cup! On the bucket list to get to one eventually

Cole is fundraising for the UK Neurodiversity Youth Council who visit Auschwitz for 1 day inOctober as part of their training to learn about prejudice, exclusion, racism , antisemitism & eugenics. You can support Cole to reach his £300 target via justgiving.com/page/cole-midd… @kmiddla

@kmiddla Ex-husband………..

Has anyone got any advice for a wife who cashes out her husbands bet for £250 that was going to pay £2.5k? He’s just a ’little’ bit upset, want to cheer him up! In my defence the kids caused my hand to slip………….@MiddlerDave

@BBCSport This list is mental! @MattFitz94 won the US open and @Leon_edwardsmma KO’d Usman to win the title! How are they not even on the list???

THE 2022 BBC SPORTS PERSONALITY OF THE YEAR NOMINEES ARE IN! 🎉 🌟 Jessica Gadirova 🌟 Beth Mead 🌟 Eve Muirhead 🌟 Ronnie O'Sullivan 🌟 Ben Stokes 🌟 Jake Wightman #BBCSPOTY

@jackeey1 @dontpayuk @OctopusEnergy Bonkers isn’t it? 😂 I’ll not be putting lights on my 4th Christmas tree this winter now!

@MiddlerDave @JoinedMarch2014 @dontpayuk @OctopusEnergy No way man 😂

@MatchroomBoxing 5-4 Taylor

Last round coming up! 🛎️ #TaylorSerrano

@Sturky1611 It’s not often they come off but when they do it’s fucking glorious! Cheers mate

That was the most stressful game I’ve ever watched!!! Needed Lazio for a £5 12 game acca and £2.4K payout. Last minute winner!!!

@DazDon10 Cheers mate we don’t do cash outs in this house 😂

@OllyHFR We’re all good mate, kids growing up far too fast. Hope your all well at your end? Have to meet up and get out for a pint & catch up, get @Markrich801 out too. Catch a Shields game or something.

@MiddlerDave Hahaha. Youd prob feel worse if you cashed out for a couple of hundred and missed out on that. Keeping well?

@Crammond79 Cheers mate, proper shitting it watching that game but buzzing now😂

@MiddlerDave What a belta mate congrats 👏

@OllyHFR Our lass kept having a go at me for not cashing out every time Lazio went behind😂 We don’t cash out in our house though! Cheers mate, absolutely buzzing

@MiddlerDave Nice one Middler. Squeaky bum time that