Monkey D. Roosevelt

@KnowbodysTweets Niggas crying bout stocks, I can’t relate to those/ the money come to me organic, call me Trader Joe’s/ While y’all was playing 2K, I was MAKIN 2K, see how I make the GAME STOP like the game was froze/

@mightbechidi @skinneybob tf ramen gotta do with stir fry?!

@skinneybob Stir fry was the biggest song around that time

Niggas sayin they dont know what the ramen emoji means bro im getting old as shit

In order to get elected, @BarackObama will start a war with Iran.

@A_wakeUSA @Paddystinian Are you saying groups of semites are responsible for controlling the media? Idk sounds a little anti-Semitic to me 🤷🏾‍♂️🤷🏾‍♀️🤷🏼

Islam is paying big money for blame the Israelis narratives. If they can't break the common bond of universal western ideologies between nations - the total domination of Islam will not occur. I am stunned at the volume of humanity that will willingly sell their soul and condemn their children to subjugation in the deepest pit of hell for money.

The JFK truth they still won't release with former CIA officer John Kiriakou.

@time_trial @KimZetter I hope you’re required to wear a helmet by your state

@KimZetter > Iran bombs its own school > Somehow USA's fault These activist subtards were just looking for an excuse to do this

The hackers say they targeted Stryker in retaliation for US bombing of all-girls school in Iran. They say they have wiped more that 200,000 Stryker systems, servers, and mobile devices and stole 50 terabytes of critical data, forcing Stryker offices in 79 countries to shut down

@septimusajprime Start both. Play Jesus at LW OR 4-4-2 with Gyo and Jesus up top. Eze LM, Zubi and Rice CM, Saka RM

Gyokeres and Jesus going banger for banger to see who starts Sunday 😭🔥

holy fucking shit

@DustBowlMauler @HaterReport_

@HaterReport_ Wasn’t OKC. Wemby is so violent, he hurts his own teammates. That’s not good for the NBA. We don’t need someone who acts like a monk during the summer and plays like an angry Draymond on his own team. Time for Silver to man up, do what’s right, and ban Wemby. For the Spurs sake.

Dawg look at Stephon Castle’s face 😭 Bro looks like he was in a UFC fight. This is how the refs allow the Thunder to play defense.

Allegedly, Mamdani's government run grocery stores will not be selling alcohol, lottery tickets, or pork. "I wonder where they got those rules from"

@kinggablim @elonmusk @ClassicLearner You could also say white people in every purposeful way have literally ENDANGERED humanity so.. 🤷🏼‍♂️

@elonmusk @ClassicLearner White people by every purposeful way have literally saved humanity. This is true right?

There was slavery in Egypt, Mesopotamia, Greece, Rome, Africa, the Ottoman Empire, & all over the world for thousands of years, & the institution only ended after Britain, the United States, and Europeans demanded it come to an end. Now why do you think they don’t teach that?

@The_Only_Barbie *checks location* “7 username changes” “Account based in Europe”

L(a)tina says she's over dating BM: "It got me nowhere but f*cked"

@GeorgeStok44478 @diyathatsit I never said you hate Arsenal so Im not sure what you’re talking about either? City falsely injected income into their club, bought everyone, &probably changed the landscape of football for worse? So yeah idk I think they deserve hate Also, I hate Thomas Partey. Hope that helps

@MightNotBeOkay @diyathatsit I didn’t say I hate arsenal… so I don’t know what you’re talking about. I can’t stand your fan base. City deserve hate? Why exactly? And I wonder if you were this moral last season when Thomas Partey was playing every week.

the more i see arsenal, the more i realise they aren’t as hateable as people think they are

@GeorgeStok44478 @diyathatsit There’s a difference between ‘not like’ & ‘hating.’ There are a lot of clubs I don’t like but I’m not actively going to Getafe fan pages to argue? Not liking a fanbase is a poor excuse to hate a team. Especially when you have teams that DESERVE hate like City who circumvent FFP

@MightNotBeOkay @diyathatsit That’s total rubbish. Being one of the first teams to field black players is one of the few likeable things about Arsenal. People can’t stand your fan base because you cry and blame everyone but yourselves when you drop points.

@diyathatsit Not saying all people that hate Arsenal are racist!! I just think that hate may have racist origins and got passed down generations

@diyathatsit As a die-hard, I can admit the fanbase is very questionable at times. But the hate is 100% forced and always has been😔 Hate to be that guy, but it more than likely stems from them being one of the first big clubs to field a team of black/African players🤧

@DHSgov “My president keeps sucking on horse cock on camera!” There are tens of millions of criminal illegals in our country.

“Rent is too high!” There are tens of millions of criminal illegals in our country. “Groceries cost too much!” There are tens of millions of criminal illegals in our country. “There aren’t enough jobs!” There are tens of millions of criminal illegals in our country. “Women don’t feel safe walking down the street!” There are tens of millions of criminal illegals in our country. “Traffic is terrible!” There are tens of millions of criminal illegals in our country. “Healthcare is too expensive!” There are tens of millions of criminal illegals in our country. “Welfare spending is through the roof!” There are tens of millions of criminal illegals in our country. “I can’t afford a car!” There are tens of millions of criminal illegals in our country. “I can’t afford a house!” There are tens of millions of criminal illegals in our country. Many problems. A simple answer.

@BurbsBecky @chibokki @aaannalise_h @oldstocky Love this response

@chibokki @aaannalise_h @oldstocky Chibokki, why are you posting fake and misleading charts? Even your chart regarding incarceration rates ignores that Black Americans are 7X falsely convicted than whites.

I enjoy low diversity hobbies

@redleger @aaannalise_h @oldstocky You literally brought up ‘not going near urban areas’ for no reason… Also, I assume based on your logic you’d avoid raising your family around white people because statistically they’re more probable to possess/distribute/receive child porn right??

@aaannalise_h @oldstocky I literally addressed everything in your reply. Oh well.

@BocaBluez @THEKIDMERO I get it bro. When I feel inadequate I get hella xenophobic too 🤘🏾🎸

@THEKIDMERO LOL 😂 this one - love $ twitter. Bro keep financing your iPhone. Ask yourself a question, why is the Dominican Republic such a shit hole, even the resorts on the ocean? Why is the other half, Haiti, even more of a shithole??

ARE YOUR DADS PROPERTIES IN BROOKLYN IN IMMINENT DANGER BECAUSE THE CEILING COLLAPSED IN 3C AND HE DOESNT GIVE A FUCK BECAUSE YOU WANT THAT MONEY FOR YOUR NEW AUDI? DEFENDING SLUMLORDS IS A NEW LEVEL OF DICKEATING FR. IF UR BUILDING IS DANGEROUS AND YOU CANT AFFORD TO FIX IT? FUCKIN SELL IT. YOU BIT OFF MORE THAN YOU COULD CHEW.

@kennefick23 @THEKIDMERO You think I actively give a FUCK about 1 person’s level of comfort vs 100s of people’s survivability?

@THEKIDMERO This is a very backwards way of thinking. NYC is actively pricing landlords out but making the cost of repairs and inspections and permits more than they would collect on rent

@spoffman180 @THEKIDMERO Lmao this was a GREAT analogy to prove the exact opposite of your point. Bravo👏🏾

@THEKIDMERO can you always fix your car when a mechanic tells you the problems?