Mrs. Lizard 🇻🇦

If someone doesnt do an in depth paper about the 40 weeks of pregnancy relating to the 40 yrs in the desert and 40 days of lent, im going to be forced into a phd program about the theology of pregnancy

@oliveegger This is about to be me but with chickens

Trying really hard to not make rabbits my entire personality

@MischlingMaker Marina Abramovic once said "A woman cannot be an artist and a mother." And as an artist when I first became a mother this greatly depressed me and sent me on a spiral for months then I realized I made the two greatest masterpieces anyone has ever made.

@FishboneHarp Real

Motherhood to young kids can really make you feel like a million incomplete versions of yourself. I feel pulled in a hundred different directions. Im loyal to my old self who deeply enjoyed academics, but i cant pursue a PhD anytime soon. I enjoy working, but only doing it a couple days a week can make it easy to feel like an imposter. I love being a SAHM but its easy to lose yourself in the mundane tasks of wiping butts and singing nursery rhymes. Id also never let anyone else fill that important role for my kids but me, however its easy to miss your old life when you could focus on yourself. Theres a certain amount of dying to yourself that comes with motherhood. Its the most important thing I will ever do, but it certainly leaves you feeling fragmented at times and spread thin. Anyway, probs gonna delete later.

@CocaineCatholic So true king. Dont give in even to your wife.

It’s slutty to consummate the marriage on your wedding night, like why are you rushing

@TheSoulExists Its the right frame for me.

@MischlingMaker What if “losing myself” and dying aren’t the right frame for this experience?

@h3ll0again I think its @kiwi_tapes who has a video about the guy

This story is also insane He had a relationship with her allegedly in some capacity since she was 11 and in his discors She regularly was seen on his livestreams and at concerts he also had an illegal incinerator in his home... and many of his songs seem to reference her, a child

@oliveegger The laughing is pissing me tf off. Kids do wild stuff, stuff that they may see on tv, or whatever, im not one to jump to the kid is being abused (although it seems likely) but the last thing said parent should be doing is filming, LAUGHING and then posting on socials. FFS

Yo this is actually insane

Unfortunately breastmilk has never been free for my kids. Theyve always been required to give me all their hugs and kisses. Half up front and half after

@LangmanVince Loomer, but begrudgingly. Both need help but only one has spent the better part of a year harassing a widow

What side are you on? Team: Laura Loomer Or Team: Candace Owens

@ptichushka She took the kids…and the Funko pops. Daddy need drinky

@ladymidnightxxx Some women have this even yrs later. Jelly cause i dry up around 7/8 months if im not pumping around the clock

Someone should give me tips on how to stop freaking producing breast milk at 18 months postpartum. I haven't breastfed since he was a month old and it just won't go away??

Charlie Kirk meets the love of his life, Erika, in September of 2018, and 3 months later Candace agrees to an arranged marriage to a gay multi-millionaire from the House of Lords *she just met* through her creepy AF Scientologist backer, John Mappin. Come 8 years later, her jealousy and resentment towards her friend Charlie's real marriage will have disfigured her into a basement-dwelling, money-hoarding, grift-goblin in the mansion just down the street from her prop-husband's separate abode.

@Israel2252 @IDF @MaxNordau Wow youre a real POS

Dear Israel, please read the comments to your post below. Understand that you don’t need to apologize . War is terrible, and not everyone is perfect. This isn’t a crime, and if the roles were reversed, the owners of that statue would have gladly done it to a real Israeli. Unfortunately, my plea will likely go unnoticed, and I’m sure the leftist prosecutors in Israel are eager to seize the moment and drop the hammer on this heroic soldier. Uri

Following the completion of an initial examination regarding a photograph published earlier today of an IDF soldier harming a Christian symbol, it was determined that the photograph depicts an IDF soldier operating in southern Lebanon. The IDF views the incident with great severity and emphasizes that the soldier’s conduct is wholly inconsistent with the values expected of its troops. The incident is being investigated by the Northern Command and is currently being addressed through the chain of command. Appropriate measures will be taken against those involved in accordance with the findings. Furthermore, the IDF is working to assist the community in restoring the statue to its place. The IDF is operating to dismantle the terrorist infrastructure established by Hezbollah in southern Lebanon, and has no intention of harming civilian infrastructure, including religious buildings or religious symbols.

@sarahlol1863603 Veterans day is a bit more somber

Reminder that every country in the world is very somber about their Memorial Day Except for America, we have barbecues and flat screen blowout sales. TBH I don't know if this makes us based af or if maybe we should revisit how we approach it

As the Jewish state, Israel cherishes and upholds the Jewish values of tolerance and mutual respect between Jews and worshippers of all faiths. All religions flourish in our land and we view members of all faiths as equals in building our society and region. Yesterday, like the overwhelming majority of Israelis, I was stunned and saddened to learn that an IDF soldier damaged a Catholic religious icon in southern Lebanon. I condemn the act in the strongest terms. Military authorities are conducting a criminal probe of the matter and will take appropriately harsh disciplinary action against the offender. While Christians are being slaughtered in Syria and Lebanon by Muslims, the Christian population in Israel thrives unlike elsewhere in the Middle East. Israel is the only country in the region that the Christian population and standard of living is growing. Israel is the only place in the Middle East that adheres to freedom of worship for all. We express regret for the incident and for any hurt this has caused to believers in Lebanon and around the world.

Dogath Ur worship in the big 2026 is insane.

@LadyBugDarling *bosmer actually. Hes one with the trees

@LadyBugDarling Khajiit smelled moon sugar on a nord