Quakin' Stevens

It's pretty obvious who Michael Jackson modelled his Thriller album cover on

@bobsburner__ @anon_opin Or maybe don't follow it if the content upsets you so much dummy.

@anon_opin Fabian_Opin just rename your account ffs

The pursuit of money, where you're chasing more despite having enough to last several lifetimes, should be categorised as a mental illness.

@anon_opin Why

All cinema and theatre seats should be red. Burgundy is acceptable, but bright red is best.

@anon_opin Next week from this Anon Opiner: who wants to buy a KFC/McDonald's, a fine dining fillet steak meal it is not.

Anyone who wants sex in an aeroplane toilet is bonkers. There's barely enough room for one person, let alone get any satisfactory straddling. Maybe you could bend someone over and take them awkwardly from behind, but romantic it is not.

@criticalstressy @anon_opin Right little clever Trevor ain't ya

@anon_opin What a Waste, but he did have Reasons to be Cheerful.

Ian Dury was a unique talent and the Blockheads were an unbelievably tight band. It's a shame that he's only known for "Hit Me With Your Rhythm Stick" by most people.

@wokenotagit @sabrinaeccles @ZoeJardiniere @RobertJenrick (+ the fake tan)

@sabrinaeccles @ZoeJardiniere @RobertJenrick Maybe spend less on those ugly ass tattoos then love and cut out the fags & lambrini

No. Working people are being taken for a ride. Under a Reform UK government you won’t be able to use benefits to get discounts like this.

@medic_southside @thenicksheehan @anon_opin Yeah, Oasis are so exciting compared to the Manics, lols.

@thenicksheehan @anon_opin Yup. Even saw them live at the Oasis gig at Balloch. So dull. Stereophonics are the Clash in comparison

There's no ongoing success story more baffling than that of the Sterophonics. Thirty pedestrian years of the same plodding numbers, sung in the same plodding whine by the same plodding fucking potato. Name a worse act with this long of a career. You cannot.

@thenicksheehan @anon_opin Nah, The Holy Bible + Everything Must Go were great albums. Just cos you don't understand the lyrics don't mean everyone else don't 😘

@anon_opin Manic Street Preachers. Abysmal. No one understands a word of the shouted lyrics. Absolutely pointless. I win.

@Tonyt34200 @jeremycorbyn @haveigotnews Ah yes, that bible of truth The JC 👌

@jeremycorbyn @haveigotnews I will just leave this here

Kanye West has been banned from entering the UK to play Wireless Festival, as it would have been terrible to have a prominent public figure going round Finsbury Park condoning antisemitism

@anon_opin Yes but then you'll never get another Einstein.

Sending me an email asking me if I want an email about Mother's / Father's Day is actually an email about Mother's/ Father's Day.

@AndyMansh @anon_opin Just so you can tell em "You've made a right pig's ear of that, mate"?

@anon_opin If you ever go to a do where they have a hog roast, ask for an ear. 😗👌

Pork scratchings are great. I've also had some chicken skin "crisps" which were delicious. We should have more deep fried animal skin snacks. Let's have crispy turkey skin, sheep skin, cattle skin, tuna skin, and so on. Nose to tail, people. Nose to tail.

@anon_opin You can tell it's the Easter holidays and students are bored.

There's many frustrations in the world: the rise of fascism; corrupt, paedo billionaires; the death of rationalism. But nothing as frustrating as blackhead squeezing videos where you know there is still some in there and they don't go back and give it a second squeeze.

@RealMissAI @anon_opin No they didn't x.com/QuakyStevens/s…

@anon_opin People waited respectfully, now the questions are back

How long does the Queen have to be dead before we can start talking about her using our money to almost make Andrew's Epstein accusations go away?

@ByChrisMatthews @vsirnate @DailyMail "trying (and failing) to smear a perfectly good journalist" A 'good journalist' wouldn't be working for a shite-rag like the Daily Mail. And I don't think the OP has failed in any way, hence your tediously long reply for a start.

Oh dear, @vsirnate doesn’t come off well in this. Let’s look at the truth: 1. It is absolutely normal to report on someone else’s investigation with credit, which is exactly what happened here. 2. Perkin didn’t need to credit the Kathmandu Post that high up. It’s kind of him to do so in the third line. The Sun also did it in the third line, after a run of pics. The Independent did so in the 16th and The Times in the 20th. 3. The KP wrote an investigation on this topic in 2019 but they were not the first to write a story on this development - the new police findings. It seems that was actually the OCCRP, which broke the story four days before the KP and didn’t credit them because it wasn’t their exclusive (although the original investigation may have been). 4. This is more a personal thought, but in a world bombarded by fake news, why are you attacking a journalist who has given the KP the highest credit of any UK outlet and has reported the facts accurately? It’s not a good look and really you should apologise. Next time, I suggest researching the facts before trying (and failing) to smear a perfectly good journalist.

Hi @DailyMail your “journalist” Perkin Amalaraj has taken this story from a report in the Kathmandu Post. The language is slightly different as it’s been re-written as a summary, but the details aren’t. You’ve ripped off the investigative work of a modest newspaper in Nepal and turned it into a real eye-grabbing story for you. You have mentioned the original story in one line and not even linked to the original report. How do you want to fix this?

@anon_opin It's been talked about literally since it happened. You somehow must have missed that.

@anon_opin Genuinely: why? Of all the things to have an 'opin' on.

Books don't start at page 1. Fine. But we should apply the same system to airplane seats: row 1 is for the pilot, 2 for crew seats, so real bookable row numbers should start at 3, or higher in bigger planes.

@Jamesta32842014 @silverbowldog @anon_opin Well of course you'd say that wouldn't you, while proving the opposite is true 👍

@QuakyStevens @silverbowldog @anon_opin The far left tend to be the ones being twats 👍

The reason I would like self driving cars is that so many cabbies seemed to have given over control of their brains to the far right.

@Jamesta32842014 @silverbowldog @anon_opin Do you class far left as anyone who disagrees with you? Am I doing this right.?

@silverbowldog @anon_opin aww bless, the far left are such a lovely breed of people.

@sutkins *Crack on whining like a little bitch on Twitter dickhead 😘😉

@QuakyStevens Another anonymous keyboard warrior giving it the biggen.Like to slag people off but offers nothing to society, back to the spare room mard arse

18. Retail job and already sick of working but need to move out. People often shoplift on my shifts, sometimes leave beeping. Couldn't care any less, good for them really. I'm not defending anything for minimum wage.

@sutkins Way to completely miss the point of my post thicko. You talk a good game, but literally the extent of your 'standing up' is just whining like a little bitch on Twitter. Crack on if you think that makes you a 'hard man' you pathetic cunt.

@QuakyStevens Rather be a flaggy twat than a liberal cuck that’s more than happy to watch the country decay. I stand up for what i believe is right, and I can sleep at night. Weak men create hard times. You are one of the weak ones

@Bluekwack @sutkins @SpenglerOs @korinnamartell @fesshole Too right - flaggytwats like matey here like to whine about 'state of the country' and how they'd 'muck in' any time but put them or their kids in this situation and it'd be the absolute opposite, you can bet your mortgage on that 👍

@sutkins @SpenglerOs @korinnamartell @fesshole What if it was your son or daughter who got stabbed or injected with a dirty needle, would you have the same attitude, I guarantee you wouldn’t, you’d be blaming the owners of the shop for not doing enough to protect your child