Dan FINEMAN

@AdamKinzinger Poor guy might have to apply for a REAL job...

Poor guy might just be in trouble

@OccupyDemocrats Defund this political hillbilly. HE is the reason Americans don't need on-the-job training from statewide and national office holders.

BREAKING: Trumper Senator Tommy Tuberville is hit with devastating news as the Secretaries of the Army, Navy, and Air Force publish a brutal op-ed demanding that he end his “dangerous hold” on the confirmations of hundreds of military leaders. I’m their blistering op-ed, the secretaries accused Tuberville of “attacking” the “men and women” who serve our country —- and of causing them personal and professional hardships simply because “a single senator wants to “politicize” our armed forces. They wrote: “We know officers who have incurred significant unforeseen expenses and are facing genuine financial stress because they have had to relocate their families or unexpectedly maintain two residences. Military spouses who have worked to build careers of their own are unable to look for jobs because they don't know when or if they will move. Children haven’t known where they will go to school, which is particularly hard given how frequently military children change schools already. These military leaders are being forced to endure costly separations from their families — a painful experience they have come to know from nearly 20 years of deployments to places such as Iraq and Afghanistan. All because of the actions of a single senator. Rather than seeking a resolution to this impasse in that spirit, Tuberville has suggested he is going to further escalate this confrontation by launching baseless political attacks against these men and women." You know that it’s bad when the secretaries or three major branches of the Armed Forces are publicly calling you out. Senator Tuberville bit off way more than he could chew — and American voters will make him pay for it. Please retweet and ❤️ to thank the Navy, Army, and Air Force Secretaries for setting Trumper Senator Tuberville straight — and consider joining the growing exodus to Tribel, a woke new Twitter competitor that banned Trump for life and is exploding in popularity because Elon Musk banned Tribel’s Twitter account — but he forgot to ban this link to download the new Tribel app: tribel.app.link/okwPIHYCIqb

@MrAlanSpencer Stan Freberg was underutilized in that movie.

If the Cinerama Dome reopened and only played “It’s a Mad, Mad, Mad, Mad World” for a whole year, just like it did back in 1963, it would probably always be crowded.

Smiling Faces Sometimes

@OccupyDemocrats Smiling Faces Sometimes

BREAKING: Trump is hit with more devastating news as Politico reveals that “three Georgia Republicans who falsely claimed to be electors for Donald Trump — and are now charged alongside him in a sprawling racketeering indictment brought by local prosecutors — now say they took the steps they did because Trump, then the sitting president, told them to.” This could not be worse news for Trump — because his co-conspirators just essentially accused him or masterminding the conspiracy to steal Biden’s win through a slate of “fake electors.” The Politico report continues, revealing that, “In a series of court filings this week, those false electors, who became part of Trump’s last-ditch bid to subvert the 2020 election, said it was Trump and his campaign lawyers who urged them to sign the false documents, claiming they were necessary to preserve Trump’s flailing court efforts to reverse his defeat to Joe Biden.“ A lawyer of one of the three indicted Georgia “fake electors” even told the court that his client “was acting at the direction of the incumbent president of the United States,” and that “the president’s attorneys instructed Mr. Still and the other contingent electors that they had to meet and cast their ballots on Dec. 14, 2020.” The other two co-conspirators told the court that they committed their multiple felonies “under the direction of the President Trump.” That’s right, even Trump’s own co-conspirators have turned on Trump — and Fulton County District Attorney Fani Willis’ criminal case against Trump just became a slam dunk. Please retweet and ❤️ if you think that Trump MUST be found guilty — and consider joining the growing exodus to Tribel, a woke new Twitter competitor that banned Trump for life and is exploding in popularity because Elon Musk banned Tribel’s Twitter account — but he forgot to ban this link to download the new Tribel app: tribel.app.link/okwPIHYCIqb

Happy 40th Birthday to our two-time champ @alo_oficial 🎉🙌 No better place to celebrate than on track this weekend 😄 #F1

@DonaldJTrumpJr Don't you have several upcoming court hearings that you should study for...?

Shocked!!! 🙄🙄🙄 It's almost like Biden's mask mandate never had anything to do with "the science," and is actually all about protecting the political power of leftwing Democrats who want to use COVID as an excuse to fundamentally transform America forever.

@DonaldJTrumpJr No, Liz Cheney is the most unpopular Republican AMONG GOP VOTERS. Which as we all know represents but a minority of AMERICAN voters (ask @JoeBiden ). In other news your nose is brown.

In other news the sky is blue. Liz Cheney Is The Most Unpopular Republican In The Country thefederalist.com/2021/07/26/liz…

Excellent advice @SenSchumer ! The absolutely WORST thing we could do to Ex-President Traitor is to simply IGNORE him. After a while, hopefully we can all then just FORGET him. thehill.com/homenews/senat…

I'm sure that on 19 years, EVERYBODY will want to ride around in their @LincolnMotorCo coffin. #amp_tf=From%20%251%24s&aoh=16272045162235&csi=0&referrer=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.google.com" target="_blank" rel="nofollow noopener">architecturaldigest.com/story/2040-dri…

That crooked right-wing wacko is back on my TV again! Make it stop!

@KGETnews I guess the "Cleveland Wahoos" never quite caught on...

NAME CHANGE: Known as the Indians since 1915, Cleveland’s Major League Baseball team will be called Guardians, the ballclub announced Friday via a video on Twitter narrated by actor Tom Hanks. trib.al/m1eDGTH

@BaseballAmerica @OurCLEGuardians Wow. If you miss a day, you miss a LOT.

The Cleveland Guardians.

@RNCResearch @GOPChairwoman You want to do 49 hours of ex-President Traitor being both incoherent AND incontinent? Let's start with, "Yo, Semite!" And he was READING that from dual TELEPROMPTERS. @donlemon

Here’s Joe Biden's incoherent town hall in just 49 seconds.

@ProjectLincoln Thank you, Captain Obvious. @SenRonJohnson

Couldn’t agree more. madison.com/wsj/news/local…

The Joe Biden animatronic figure is moving into the Hall of Presidents replacing Trump that was malfunctioning.

Potential new profile pic? My job 😆

＜白鵬優勝一夜明け会見＞ 七月場所で45回目の優勝を果たした横綱白鵬が、千秋楽から一夜明けた本日、宮城野部屋でリモート記者会見を行いました。 「相撲人生をかけた場所、(これまでの優勝の中でも)思い出になる優勝です。」と話しました。 #sumo　#相撲　#白鵬　#全勝優勝

@ProjectLincoln He's the runner-up in this year's annual Retrumplican Microphone Eating Contest.

Who is this? Wrong answers only.

@sumokyokai The REAL #45 is Hakuho! Congratulations, Champ!

＜千秋楽の様子＞ 全勝同士、千秋楽結びの一番。 白鵬が勝って45度目の優勝を決めました！ #全勝優勝 #sumo #相撲 #七月場所 #名古屋場所 #全勝優勝 #白鵬