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@limpbaddymormon @barstoolsports They will have their chance within 12 months

@barstoolsports The idea that CJ Stroud has become the poster boy of embarrassingly bad QB’s just shows how low IQ people really are. A lot of teams would love to have him.

Didn’t know CJ Stroud was playing catcher for the Astros

@LiveSCS Make sure you’ve got your rainbow logo ready for June!

@StroBro87 Same reason you waste your time on maga, for the love of the game

Where are we as far as like historically bad pitching?

@dotdancey @CitizenSigma @JonnyRoot_ Stop blowing each other in SF parades.

@CitizenSigma @JonnyRoot_ BS. We were harassed, ridiculed, assaulted and killed well before society started to push acceptance/normalization. Also, it’s not a choice cuz if it was I would have chosen to be straight to make life easier.

“We live in a homophobic society” - Charles Barkley on the passing of Jason Collins America is not “afraid of homosexuals.” We’re just sick & tired of having LGBTQ Pride shoved down our throats in sports, our jobs, tv/movies, & education.

@JonnyRoot_ “I need you to know what gets my sexual juice flowing”

@Modemavin @Cr7Godbrand I saw those little black squares as profile pictures when George Floyd died lol. Women ate it up and asked for seconds.

@StroBro87 @Cr7Godbrand No we aren’t- that’s a false media narrative. Women are a lot tougher and realistic than the Jew media wants you to think. I talk shit about immigrants with women constantly

Employing a thousand young men means a thousand women will likely marry and form a thousand new families. However, employing a thousand women could leave a thousand young men unemployed, potentially leading to a thousand women remaining unmarried. You can't prioritize jobs for a gender that naturally selfish, hoarding money, and doesn’t care about the extinction of their race, country, traditions, religion, and families. This is what’s contributing to declining birth rates by giving jobs to more women who primarily focus on themselves. You place selfish beings above givers.

@Modemavin @Cr7Godbrand Because most women are liberal.

@Cr7Godbrand Why is it that most men that work full time tell me they don’t have time to date?

@JebraFaushay White people do this, black people do that.

Once in a while, Saturday Night Live is funny.

@byjesira @nhkpilled We were promised jetpacks is an actual band name and they’re pretty good.

@nhkpilled we were promised jetpacks and instead got anxiety and a cost of living crisis

man as a kid i never could have imagined how dogshit and lame the future would end up being

@NirupamSaraswat @ceraliza Or they’re just a bunch of badasses

@ceraliza Underwater Welder: You get paid $200k to hang out in the dark with sharks and electricity. It’s the ultimate "I hate people" career path.

What job pays surprisingly well but nobody talks about

@RayJH5 @NBA_NewYork I can go even lower. No money but plenty of debt. If it’s free, I can’t fuckin afford it.

@NBA_NewYork Does she like guys in their mid 30s with no money?

Alexandra Daddario courtside

@Destiny32392509 @WhoDeanie589 @usanewshq Remarkable

@StroBro87 @WhoDeanie589 @usanewshq it isn’t actually

@Average_Elitist @venom1s Because she’s still smoking hot after one. Good genes.

@venom1s Can’t understand why a man like Matt Damon would marry a single mother. It befuddles me.

Matt Damon > In 2003 he was filming "Stuck on You" in Miami > One night he went out to a bar with friends > There he saw a bartender named Luciana Barroso > She was a normal working woman > She was a single mother and had a daughter named Alexia Barroso > They started talking while she was working > Fans noticed him and started crowding around him > She told him to come behind the bar and help her serve drinks > They spent the whole night working together and talking and laughing > He fell in love at first sight > They got married in 2005 > He adopted Alexia and raised her as his own daughter > They're still happily married with four daughters > He later said meeting her that night “saved his life” Even a millionaire man will marry a woman with nothing when he falls in love. But you'll never see a rich woman marry an average man.

@WhoDeanie589 @usanewshq Has to be Atlanta. It’s the capital of black people.

@usanewshq My local news

@janus_bifrons @BrigdPratap @Simon_Ingari Happens to siblings as well like my mom and her sisters.

@BrigdPratap @Simon_Ingari This one sounds personal…

I just realized something peculiar about cousins: If you weren't close to them in childhood, there's no chance you will be in adulthood.

@RippleXrpie Hey, that’s my hand writing

HOLY SH***T, WE ARE FCKD! Chinese professor says that the war in Iran is the end of the world! 🤯 What do you think about that?

@Cult45Translate @EricLDaugh Natural resource race with China. How is this not obvious lol

@EricLDaugh But…. Why are we doing this?

🚨 JUST IN: Iranian missile launches have PLUMMETED from nearly 100 missiles now to just EIGHT "Their fighter jets are Vietnam-era. We're fighting a next-generation war with a country still stuck in the '60s. Trump's in no rush." Victory is coming!

@ProntoJoey @tupacabra @providence_wire She lives in the desert. She could be buried and never discovered.

@tupacabra @providence_wire Yeah ya can’t make this stuff up‼️⁉️🤷🏻‍♂️

Kidnapped the Venezuelan president. Killed every leader of Iran in hours. No fucking clue where this lady is...

@laban200 @kiddwikked @RepNancyMace Enjoy your Islamists

@StroBro87 @kiddwikked @RepNancyMace Most of our politicians can finish one sentence in a speech

My heart goes out to Ilhan Omar and Rashida Tlaib tonight. Sending them thoughts and prayers.

@CollinRugg When will this stupid show end. Someone is bankrolling it.

NEW: Crowd goes absolutely nuts as Team USA female hockey stars Hilary Knight and Megan Keller are brought on stage during Saturday Night Live. The women were introduced after Team USA men’s stars Jack and Quinn Hughes. “It was gonna be just us, but we thought we'd invite the guys, too.”