Uncle Josh

Men should be able to do man stuff. Other men should help them learn how. Mentor when you can, learn when you can't.

@ElTrumpista They need to put seasoning bags on that ox for when their anti-aircraft gets smoked 🤣

Ante una posible intervención en Cuba, el Ejército de Cuba subió un video para amenazar a EEUU: Una batería antiaérea que es controlada por un buey 🐂 ante la escasez de combustible JAJAAJAJAAJAJAJAJAJAJKAAJJA

Surround yourself with people who move towards evil and destroy it.

@tedlieu So you knew and bailed when it became public? Noted.

In light of the recent allegations against Representative Eric Swalwell, I am withdrawing my endorsement of his campaign for Governor.

@RepSwalwell Have you tried not raping?

Hear it directly from me. These allegations are flat false. And I will fight them.

@SantaDecides Yes, you do. Treat yourself! You’re worth it!

I need more guns

@CBP @cdrsalamander

Another semi-regular reminder that bringing desiccated monkey corpses into the United States is prohibited. x.com/dfochicago/sta…

@VSPPIO It’s just a matter of time, you’ll have a choice to make, principles or politicians.

The Virginia State Police would like to ensure residents of the Commonwealth that recent viral posts raising concerns about firearm confiscation are not reflective of any proposed legislation, and we remain committed to safeguarding public safety and civil liberties.

Ireland’s deploying the military against its own citizens to stop them from protesting but America is the fascist state

@TheIranWatcher Biggest telemarketer scam ever

Pakistan really negotiated two different ceasefires: one in English for Trump and one in Persian for the Islamic Republic in Iran. Middleman of the century 😂🇵🇰

“The Joint Force consumed more than 950,000 gallons of coffee, 2,000,000 energy drinks and a lot of nicotine.” -GEN Caine

@IraninSA Too late ⏰

‘Down with the USA’ or ‘Death to the USA’ is not directed at American citizens, but at the policies of the U.S. government.

@ACP_NewYork Being an admitted communist should carry the same level of level of social revulsion as a person who confessing to being an avowed Nazi does

NASA's Artemis II just released the first photo of the far side

@DschlopesIsBack When they hit 150 times, they get a free coffee

BREAKING: USS Abraham Lincoln miraculously still floating despite being sunk by Iran’s AI weapons over 100 times

@ingelramdecoucy @EthanLevins2 Saw the frog, liked the frog, saw the name…100% don’t need to check actual post.

@TheBuddyCSM Planes are cool, but America’s sons and daughters are our greatest asset and worth protecting 🇺🇸

Reading comments from people complaining that equipment was destroyed to save an American pilot’s life makes me reflect on two things: 1. Some people just don’t know what it means to be part of something greater than themselves. 2. I am so proud of every single American who is or was willing to raise their right hand to serve our country. We are part of something that some people will never understand. “I will never leave a fallen comrade to fall into the hands of the enemy…” Hellyea.

@NiohBerg *Hey dude. Pardon the typo, I haven’t finished my third breakfast Monster yet.

@NiohBerg Some U.S. serviceman probably just won a bet. “He dude, I bet I can get the Basiji or IRCG to hold the underwear I’ve been wearing for a week…and be happy about it”

Basijis have arrived at the US forward base and are posing with American flag underwear. Extremely gay.

@DanMcCaughan @GlobalHitman He said “human”

@GlobalHitman democrats. And the IRGC. democrats & IRGC HATE PJs.

I don't know a single human being that hates PJs That's for a reason.