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@Lil_beethoven @Variety Because you are gae

@_nativedev @Variety Nope. Why is that relevant?

Sally Field says she thought Robin Williams "wasn't funny" while filming "Mrs. Doubtfire": “Robin was always trying something different to make me laugh. It was so unfunny. I can't begin to tell you. And then Pierce, wonderful Pierce Brosnan, we were sitting at a table at the restaurant, and he made a fart noise on his arm. And I was gone. That was it.” variety.com/2026/film/news…

If I made a video like this anytime I was riding the 4 through early 2025 I would have been crucified by the people of LA

@Lil_beethoven @Variety

@Variety I'm male. I never found Robin Williams funny either. But I do think Pierce Brosnans Irish accent in Mobland was hilarious, all the more so as he's Irish.

@hertzSprung286 @Emotion78687 😂

@Emotion78687 She’s no Red Panda and she will never be! 😭😭

That's what true talent is.

@QuaternionG Fr

The shear quantity of productive effort I put into this am re cannot shithole. What a waste of a life.

@ElijahSchaffer @b0newalljackson With the utmost of criticism, why were you still patronizing them for this long?

I live in Frisco, Texas I am no longer going to eat at Indian owned restaurants They ruin everything

@kaylee_ashlynn To replace the white person at the lake

WHY ARE YOU AT THE LAKE IF YOU ARE GOING TO WEAR A HIJAB

@mrmikeMTL 10 flattering posts about Israel?

If you got paid $70K to talk about 1 subject for 4 hours straight, what would you talk about ?

@honeyNonABG @WestsideLAGuy Just the ones she doesn’t see a future with

@WestsideLAGuy Wow finally your question is understandable 👏 Tell ur daughter she must have sex with every single man she goes on a date with

Another IQ test for the ladies! Read very carefully. Which ONE of these is the most important differentiator between a romantic relationship & a platonic one? 1) # of dates he takes you on 2) $ amount he spends on you 3) deep conversations 4) shared interests 5) sex

@SupportJimmyLai C’mon now don’t be tellin’ Jimmy lie

President Trump is headed to China with more leverage than any leader in decades. If anyone can Free Jimmy Lai, it’s him.

@AreOhEssEyeEe Still unforgivable that she needed convincing

I Indian pilled my mom today... She wants them all to go back now. My work here is done.

@the_fem_tm Fucking Naggers

Incels think sex robots will replace women but they severely underestimate the utility of our nagging. Men who aren’t nagged or striving for female attention tend to live on a mattress on the floor, devoid of purpose, playing video games and watching porn all day. Bleak.

@Seanfrank 90% of property in best areas owned by immigrants and foreigners

LA deserves to be the richest city on earth. Beautiful weather. Sunny every day. Beautiful landscape. Mountains and oceans. The best food on earth. The hottest people. But we have elected criminals who have stolen our tax dollars and delivered nothing. We can fix LA.

@riboid007 @Thomberley @Mr_Husky1 The difficult time signatures might be the only things that gave Police songs an unpedestrian hook

@Thomberley @Mr_Husky1 Lol. His drummer said as much. Sting thought he descended from heaven and a gift to us all.

She supported him while he was a struggling teacher, but in the end, she lost everything to her best friend. Long before Gordon Sumner became the global rock icon known as Sting, he was a simple schoolteacher in London. By his side was Frances Tomelty, an established Irish actress who was the true foundation of their family. In the mid-1970s, Frances was the primary breadwinner, working hard to pay the bills while Gordon focused on his music. They shared a traditional, quiet life, bonded by their faith and the birth of their first child, Joe. Everything changed when "Roxanne" became a hit. Almost overnight, The Police exploded into fame, and the modest life Frances had built began to unravel. As Gordon transformed into Sting, the foundations of their marriage started to crack. But the final blow didn't come from a stranger on the road. It came from a young, aspiring actress named Trudie Styler. The most painful part of the story? Trudie and Frances weren’t just neighbors in their Bayswater building; they were best friends. While Frances was at home caring for their son and their newborn daughter, Fuchsia, a secret affair was developing right under her nose. It was a double-cross that shattered her world. Frances has spent the last few decades choosing dignity over a paycheck, rarely speaking to the media about the heartbreak. However, she once privately confided to those close to her, "It wasn’t just any betrayal. It was the collapse of my entire support system. My best friend and my husband. It felt as if the floor had simply opened up beneath my feet." It is a specific, burning type of pain when the person who stabs you in the back is the same person you would usually turn to for comfort. The public often sees Trudie as the "muse" of Sting’s career, but for Frances, the fame was a thief. She later observed that the success changed the man she loved beyond all recognition. "For a long time, I didn’t even want to hear his name. It wasn’t just the end of a marriage; it was the end of an era of innocence. We went from having nothing to world success, and the success changed him." The dark reality of this breakup is actually hidden in one of the most famous songs in history. Sting wrote "Every Breath You Take" while his marriage to Frances was falling apart. While many people mistake it for a love song, it is actually a sinister track about jealousy and surveillance. Sting himself eventually confessed, "I didn’t realize how sinister that text was until I listened back to it. It was about my life falling apart, the guilt, and the need to control everything." Today, Frances Tomelty is a successful and respected actress in her own right, appearing in popular series like Merlin. She chose to rebuild her life away from the spotlight of her ex-husband’s fame. While Sting and Trudie remain a famous power couple, the story of Frances reminds us of the person who provided the ladder and was left in the dark once the summit was reached. The moral of the story is that true character is revealed by how we treat the people who were there for us when we had nothing. Success doesn't change people; it merely unmasks who they truly were all along.

@coleraineyid @Rochdale45 @Mr_Husky1 Wanna join my band?

@Rochdale45 @Mr_Husky1 It’s 3 cunts in a band.

@Mr_Husky1 That Stings

@Fistynuker @TaraBull If the seal were a white person there wouldn’t be any charges bc it was only attempted murder

@TaraBull Whilst he deserves to be charged. Imagine the outrage if he wasn’t a white dude. Oh wait, there wouldn’t be one

BREAKING Hawaii names anonymous man "Aloha Ambassador" after he serves tourist a dose of FAFO "We've all seen the video of the Monk Seal that almost got hit by the rock" "Some of us have seen the environmental activist, as I like to call him, who took matters into his own hands to educate what might happen if you mess with our land"

“why do you post about women so much” you have 50% of the entire human population who is mentally, emotionally, and functionally rеtаrded and everyone is just okay with this and acts like it is normal and asks zero questions forgive me if i find this topic somewhat intriguing

@RealCyberDagger @nuhre_ @WestsideLAGuy Women can’t even jump on a bandwagon without inserting commentary about their sexual preferences and how easily their judgement can be influenced by such factors

@_nativedev @nuhre_ @WestsideLAGuy You have to outsource your banter, holy shit. What a loser.

After 2 hours and 20 minutes, I finished Mixtape and I fucking hated it. Thanks. And I’m using the term “game” extremely loosely here, because this is barely a game and honestly shouldn’t even qualify as one. You can feel that the people behind it are 40-year-olds still coping with being bullied in high school by living vicariously through these characters. It’s basically one of those interactive movies you’d get in a cereal box and “play” with your TV remote. The “gameplay” mostly consists of pushing the left stick forward or holding W. That’s it. There are QTEs, except they’re not quick, not timed, and barely even events. They’re just random optional button prompts thrown in to make it feel more “gamey” than it actually is. And the writing is fucking abysmal. Not because the characters are teens and therefore inherently cringe, but because you can tell it’s written by middle-aged people cosplaying as teenagers who think being obnoxious and a public nuisance is somehow “rad.” I’d say it was painful to play, but that would imply I actually played something. It was painful to watch. This should’ve been a low-budget animated movie five people watched once on a streaming service and immediately forgot about. “10s across the board” and “GOTY,” my ass. If you genuinely think this thing belongs in the same category as actual games, you’re delusional. You probably also think CoComelon is peak entertainment. The only redeeming quality is the soundtrack, and that’s because 99% of the music was made by actual talented artists and bands instead of the people responsible for this disaster. The writing sucked. The animation sucked. The story barely made sense. The characters were insufferable, and I didn’t care about a single one of them, except Slater, because he’s literally just my fiancé.