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@sug_knight Bills mafia is basically the people who Bruce Springsteen writes songs about becoming juggalo football fans
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donjay
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A mix of technology, politics, dogs, and Bills 💩posting
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It’s National Cocktail Day, admins going to leave this iconic video here 😂
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CEO of Oreos: If you're not eating at least 250 Oreos, something is wrong
sunny madra@sundeep
“If your $500K engineer isn’t burning at least $250K in tokens, something is wrong.”
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correspondent on cnn portugal: these missiles can't reach portugal but *faint smile* they CAN reach spain
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@pissvortex Any cabinet is full of things to put up your ass if you're brave enough
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Excuse me heroin addicted teenage Walmart employee can you unlock the cabinet full of things to put up my ass please
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They would be attractive from a safe distance. The fantasy is that they want to ravish and devour you, but though weak with desire, you say, "No! No!" and then they sweep their silky black cape in front of their face and fly off like a bat. Your virtue is spared and you only see him floating in the mist under your window on lonely Saturday nights...
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@CartoonsHateHer This is THE big unanswered question in gender discourse if 200 year-old vampires who look like hot youngish men were real, would girls go out with them or would the whole serial murder thing prove to be a turnoff?
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My political platform:
1. Day after Super Bowl is a holiday
2. Halloween is the last Saturday of October
3. Arm length measurements done the same at every pre-draft event
Mike Garafolo@MikeGarafolo
Utah OL Spencer Fano’s arms measured 32 7/8 just now at his pro day, up from 32 1/8 at the Combine. Another indication that, for whatever reason, the measurements in Indy were short for a number of prospects. That’s a big 3/4 inch difference for Fano.
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@washingtonpost I know it seems funny, but that thing is operating in public, where children, babies, and elderly could be nearby. It hit a table, something it wasn't supposed to hit. It took them a very long time to make it stop. Some see funny, I see terrifying.
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A robot couldn't stop dancing at a HaiDiLao Hotpot restaurant in Cupertino, California, sending food and chopsticks flying despite the best efforts of three staff members.
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@flowerdrums I always though the way he died was so unheroic, Kurusawa really makes you feel how undignifying war is
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This Toshiro Mifune anecdote
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Oh my god they hit an F-35
barry with the NED@bonzerbarry
>CNN: US F-35 damaged by suspected Iranian fire makes emergency landing >Censor approved publication of attacks in Haifa >Ynet: damage to refineries in Haifa following the launch of a split warhead from Iran >Ch12: Impacts on many areas - damage to Haifa refineries detected
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@tejfbanalytics god i was using this argument to call josh mcdaniels a moron for trading away cutler 20 years ago. what happened to my youth
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if only peter griffin said “a boat is a boat. but a mystery box could be anything. it could even be a much cheaper boat that you have at a set price for 4 years with a 5th year option but you don’t know whether the boat will sink or not until it’s out on the water”
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After five years leading San Francisco's homelessness department and 23 years working in City Hall, Shireen McSpadden announced Monday that she will be leaving her role on June 30. buff.ly/oTA0twO
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Thinking about the time our high school English teacher gave us a poem to analyse
When we finished she told us it was Donald Rumsfeld’s WMD press conference, and that was the class
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@ItsKingSlime So her therapist is basically a high-end matchmaker? Must be nice. Most of us just get told to work on ourselves.
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Chloe Kim reveals that she was venting to her physical therapist about not being able to find a tall, handsome man that’s just as successful as her, so her therapist connected her with NFL star Myles Garret, & they instantly fell in love ❤️🙌
“I’m gonna be single forever. I’m gonna get a sp*rm donor. I don’t need a man”
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@NotTheJoeMarino @JeremyWGR Just realized that the Lightning game is on Dyngus Day. That is going to be quite a scene at the arena.
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The Tampa Bay Lightning have lost 7 of their last 10 games
The Buffalo Sabres have lost 8 of their last 37 games
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