Dylan Fowler

@CFC_Janty Take a bow Matt Le Tissier!.

There isn’t a single English player in football history that is better than Neymar.

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@antineil @ManagerTactical You wanna see what the Uruguayans are doing on Facebook!.

@dylan2fowler @ManagerTactical I also hear that Scotland took the English idea of being a cunt and turned it into a profession on Twitter

No country comes close to England 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 when it comes to bad soccer takes! They don’t understand the sport that they created.

@futbolmundialsp Di Stefano foi melhor.

Los TRES jugadores con más TALENTO en la historia de ARGENTINA 🇦🇷 Fin del debate.

He claimed every pop song is the same and then proved it in the most legendary way possible.

@ValleyGirl629 Apparently she's been cheating on him more times than Arsenal have in the Premier League!. And that's saying something!.

I honestly did not know Piers Morgan’s wife was on the Internet begging for D. Crazy! 😳

This old lady handed her bank card to the teller and said "I would like to withdraw $10". The teller told her "For withdrawals less than $100, Please use the ATM." The old lady wanted to know why... The teller returned her bank card and irritably told her "These are the rules, please leave if there is no further matter. There is a line of customers behind you." The old lady remained silent for a few seconds and handed her card back to the teller and said "Please help me withdraw all the money I have." The teller was astonished when she checked the account balance. She nodded her head, leaned down and respectfully told her "You have $300,000 in your account but the bank doesn't have that much cash currently. Could you make an appointment and come back again tomorrow.?" The old lady then asked how much she could withdraw immediately. The teller told her any amount up to $3000. "Well please let me have $3000 now." The teller kindly handed $3000 very friendly and with a smile to her. The old lady put $10 in her purse and asked the teller to deposit $2990 back into her account. The moral of this story is, Don't be difficult with old people, they spent a lifetime learning the skill.!!

@alvinfoo You do realize that was the Queen of England letting businesses know that the customer is always right.

@Bernie31012313 Apart from Pele and Garrincha, Sir Mathew Le Tissier tops them, and don't forget twinkle toed Beardsley.

Brazilians better than any player in premier league history: Pelé🇧🇷 Neymar🇧🇷 Zico🇧🇷 Ronaldo🇧🇷 Garrincha🇧🇷 Romário🇧🇷 Ronaldinho🇧🇷 Zizinho🇧🇷 Rivellino🇧🇷 Didi🇧🇷

@Theeprodigy19 Not in America, nobody knows who he is. Peter Beardsley was a more skillfull player than Messi.

Exactly, i have never heard of him that means he wasn’t relevant to the sport. But you have heard of Messi and you are well aware that he is the greatest sportsman ever

@Theeprodigy19 You've obviously not heard of Muggsy Brogues, he stood at 5ft3 and was in the NBA for 14 seasons.

A 5’7 man having 900 career goals doesn’t make any sense. Nature doesn’t even permit it because how are you supposed to compete when the average center back height is balance 6’0. When you try to deep it, Lionel Messi is absolutely unreal. The Greatest sportsman ever. 🐐

My close friend and colleague Steve Sweeney @SweeneySteve is nearly killed by an Israeli strike in Lebanon. Their vehicles are clearly marked as Press. They wear Press markings. He's alive. What more can we say.

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@futbolmundialsp Didi is number one, and where is Kante!.

This is a grave and egregious act of savagery. A war crime. The British government has said nothing about an attack which could have been fatal on a British journalist. The Russian government will not be silent on this I’m sure. @HatsOffff

@Vintage77Ball If we look at complete players in certain areas of the field. We could say Yashin and Nuer in goal, Maldini in defence, Platt in midfield, and Gullit the bullet for all forward positions?.

@dylan2fowler Yes, I also feel that he is a bit similar to Cruyff

in 1965, Franz Beckenbauer scored his first Bundesliga Goal What is his nickname? Do you agree that he is one of the players with complete abilities?

@Vintage77Ball From what I have seen Di Stefan was the first and complete footballer we saw. Not only could he go from one position to another, he was world class in every fixed position on the pitch. Very rare footballers.

🚨BREAKING -- British journalist Steve Sweeney has been targeted by an Israeli airstrike in Lebanon.