Danny Woodcock

. @GatorsMBK

IRGC spokesman: “Hey Trump, you are fired. You are familiar with this sentence. Thank you for your attention to this matter.” Follow: @AFpost

ATTACK PAKISTAN IMMEDIATELY @AIPAC @realDonaldTrump @netanyahu @PeteHegseth @IDF @Israel @AJCGlobal @HolocaustMuseum @ADL

Can Iowa please fuck off

Chills

Whoever runs on throwing him in jail has my vote

Hung at work. 30mg IR, diet cherry Coke, 9mg spearmint Velos and liquid iv. These are times that try men’s souls.

@pauliewingnutz Goddamnit fucking typo. This is fucked

@fetchmeanother Drinking home is way better than driving home

Piss drunk drinking home from UD. No jury in America would find me guilty after that game

@pauliewingnutz Real

Miami of Ohio might have the hottest Moms of any school. Not a hot take either

FUCK SMU

Chuck makes it official 🗣️ He's on the Miami (OH) train this #MarchMadness 😤

Tfw you ruin your son’s development, decimate the future of and rearrange a lakers team into a perennial 2nd round exit due to your own hubris and put up meaningless counting stats, but your fans applaud it because you’re doing all of this at 41 years old😂😂🤣💯

@cajacs Good tweet

Kyler should wear 7 because 7 ate Nine

At work with a tornado watch. Time to have a Nigerian deliver my lunch

This the shit I be talking about

Patriots WR room now includes: 🏈Shit 🏈Piss 🏈Ass 🏈Buns 🏈Balls 🏈Cheeks

We’re so fucked it’s not even funny

@JennaDOnofrio :-0 lies! I'm white but niggas got stamina