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@GovUganda @ubctvuganda @GCICUganda @NRMOnline @KagutaMuseveni @TodwongR @AnitahAmong And everyone behaved as if they had lost someone

@NBSportUg Other sports TVs are more serious than this

Best caption wins. #NBSportThePavilion #NBSportUpdates

@WaruiJohn2 And city game against Brentford was worse

Arsenal will win the league but that is a dent on their league title Yes they have been the best team but people will always remember that you won the league by a controversial way against Westham You won a league by a controversial goal that sent Westham to the championship Even in 2035 or 2050 people will be talking about today's controversial decision

@Thomas_Tayebwa Boss, you are the best to take over. Why is fear engulfing you.

My brother Tim, i’m not someone obsessed with titles but rather with one’s contribution. I’m proud to have stood in for someone i admire and believe, someone who sacrifices more than anyone of us to have a peaceful and secure country. But above all, someone i call a friend and brother, whom i believe once given an opportunity would take our beautiful country to another level.

@UgandaMediaCent We are a joke

What are you most excited to see during the swearing-in ceremony? #M7SwearsIn2026

@luv1bun Silly

Husband: “He doesn’t look like me… I want a paternity/DNA test.” Wife: “So after 12 years, you think I cheated?” Husband: “If you’ve got nothing to hide, it shouldn’t matter.” DNA test comes back… he’s the father. Husband: “See? Now I have peace of mind.” Wife: “And now I have clarity. I’m leaving.” Middle Son: “Mom… why does Dad hate me?” Husband: “You’re divorcing me… over a test?” Wife: “No. I’m divorcing you because you looked at your own child and saw doubt… and looked at your wife and saw betrayal.” Months later… Husband: “Can we spend Christmas together… as a family?” Son: “No.” Wife: “He deserves to be around people who make him feel loved.” Even later… Husband: “Why is everyone treating me like I’m the bad guy?” Everyone: “Because the DNA test proved he was your son… but your actions proved you weren’t acting like his father.”

@JustineNameere @AbuMwesigwa You were selected not elected. may be you were erected

This masterpiece of a campaign poster was shot and designed by Abu Mwesigwa @AbuMwesigwa President Jjaja Museveni's official photographer🙏🙏We made it Abu, our poster delivered a win for NRM in Masaka City for the 1st Time! I am celebrating u tonight at Serena! #MomentsWithMzee

@GovUganda @GCICUganda @ubctvuganda @NRMOnline @TodwongR @PoliceUg @mkainerugaba How much is it costing us

𝐏𝐔𝐁𝐋𝐈𝐂 𝐍𝐎𝐓𝐈𝐂𝐄 On Monday, 11th May at exactly 8:00pm, all those within the Kampala Metropolitan area are encouraged to keep their eyes on the skies and pay close attention to a special visual communication that will unfold above the city. A unique and memorable moment awaits. #M7SwearIn2026

@CarolPrim3 All are useless

What’s the most working Institution in Uganda?🌚

@FredShaka @mkainerugaba @SSssebunya @kamukamafredie @BalaamBarugahar @Sammy_UG01 @PLU_Uni Does he even follow the military rules oba oliwo kwasama. He has made our country look like a joke

Imagine choosing military life over a luxurious one, I swear Gen.@mkainerugaba’s love for his country is not talked about enough.

@nbstv @NankabirwaRS @victor_tayebwa We all know nanksbirwa can do nothing to those bschwezi. Nothing happened to bamuturaki after running the airline to ground

Energy Minister @NankabirwaRS has revealed that investigations are underway into the office of former Uganda Electricity Distribution Company Limited Managing Director Paul Mwesigwa, following concerns over low response to customer complaints. @victor_tayebwa #NBSLiveAt9

@faith_nabushawo That's how you will stay single. The feminisation of work has brought all this noise. While I appreciate the little women have added to work force, there actions has largely been detrimental. Let men and women live in different spaces and not force to be each other

I’ve started buying my own cows so no one can ever say he exchanged me for them. So far I have five and counting! If he ever brings up that “I paid dowry” nonsense to try and make me endure disrespect, I’m handing every single one of those cows straight back to him. 😂 Do we still have women who are reminded how they paid dowery 🌝

@DailyMonitor Where are our priorities. We are more faithful than the inventors of these religoons

Museveni sponsors 150 pilgrims to Mecca “Each Hajj costs about Shs21 million on average. This means government is spending over Shs3 billion to facilitate the 150 pilgrims”- Moses Byaruhanga bit.ly/49itbYy #MonitorUpdates

@FabrizioRomano In other leagues, a league game isnt suspended because of ucl

❤️💙👀 Luis Enrique: “You remember what I said during the group stage? No team is better than us. I repeat that. We believe in this team”.

@KagutaMuseveni You are just protecting yourself. A person abroad sending money home is a foreigner?? How did get your MPs to think this low?? Economicists advised you but you are so stubborn. You have a useless bunch of advisors feasting on our tax

Fellow Ugandans, especially the Bazzukulu. Greetings. This is to congratulate the NRM MPs for passing the Sovereignty Bill which simply means “mutuleke tukole ebyaffe ngamwe bwemukola ebyamwe wataliwo okubayingilila” (let us do our things by ourselves just as you do your own things without anybody interfering with you).   How shameful and disgusting to see people arguing otherwise!! Foreigners interfering in our internal issues, is very dangerous. You want examples? I will give you one today that I gave to the Cabinet the other day. It is how the Israelis led by one Barak and the British supported Idi Amin’s coup in 1971 because Obote was vocal in opposing their policy on Rhodesia (Zimbabwe). Indeed, Edward Heath, the British Prime Minister, recognized Amin after only 10 days.

@DrOtileUg Concentrate on treating people. Football isn't your thing

So according to “them”, we are supposed to put these two in Balon dor conversation 😂

@WelBeast Confident

How are we feeling ahead of Kick off? Confident? Nervous? Mixed feelings? How’s everyone feeling?

@Milly_nassolo Uncle juda

Who amongst Jesus’ disciples inspires you the most?!

@TwalibZaitunk That's Emirates

Football fans only….no Google, no hints, which stadium is this?🏟️👀

@PepsiUganda Arsenal 2:1 ATM #Betterwithpepsi

The tension is high tonight, and we know half of you will be crying halfway the match. Is your team actually taking the win, oba wegumya? Drop your predictions and stand a chance to win exclusive prizes! Winners will be announced after the match. Matchnights are always #BetterWithPepsi