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Little Lebowski Urban Achiever . . GIVE ME BUC-EE’S or give me death!

The Republic 参加日 Nisan 2011
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gorilla2K@gorilla2k·
@NicoleOnRacing Well deserved!! He maintained “There or Thereabouts” status the whole race!
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Terrible Maps
Terrible Maps@TerribleMaps·
The United States, but only the old states
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William🌹@DroneyPenguins·
@HubPointless Oswald shot from behind. This implies she was aiming for the 2nd shooter in the grassy knoll
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gorilla2K@gorilla2k·
@ThrillaRilla369 When things were busy: “Not right now. I’m busier than a one-legged man in an ass-kicking contest.” When it was cold: “It’s colder than a witch’s tit in a brass bra” When things were awkward: “Like a whore in church.”
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Thrilla the Gorilla
Thrilla the Gorilla@ThrillaRilla369·
In honor of Father's Day what was your Dad's famous line growing up? 🧑 👴 I’ll go first: Almost only counts in horseshoes and hand grenades
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gorilla2K@gorilla2k·
@MrSteveMatchett Wordle 1,827 3/6 ⬛🟩🟩⬛🟩 ⬛🟩🟩🟨🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 I regret accusing my mechanics of quackery, because after the opening lap, the car was flying today, after determining that the side to side waddling I felt on the formation lap was just my fowl-ed up tire warming process.
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Steve Matchett@MrSteveMatchett·
Wordle 1,827 3/6 ⬜🟩🟩⬜🟩 ⬜🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 Rapidly slowing the car was technically not the right answer but, with that bird flying so low directly ahead of me, merrily exploring the track, I really had no choice but to regroup and try again.
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Frances
Frances@2adamses·
@MrSteveMatchett Wordle 1,827 3/6* ⬜⬜🟨🟨⬜ ⬜🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 While the two front runners battled it out, passing each other multiple times, it was a lonely race for me in 3rd. I be-bopped along humming catchy tunes like "Hotline Bling" to keep myself occupied.
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gorilla2K@gorilla2k·
@FreddyLA7 If you need a quiet and convenient place to spend the night, I’m sure @hunkerdownsteve can recommend some nice places … just don’t forget the bear spray!
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Freddy🇩🇪@FreddyLA7·
Nighttime border crossing into Canada 🇨🇦 Goodbye USA for now. It’s been a blast. See you in a few days.
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gorilla2K@gorilla2k·
Don’t know about you, but I can think of 6.5 x 55 reasons to pull for these fellas, aim for their team to shoot straight into the next round, and target victory for the Swedes ..
Texas Darlin' 🎀@TexitDarling

Courtesy of Atascosa County Sheriff’s Office FB page. 🇸🇪 WHEN SWEDEN MEETS SOUTH TEXAS 🤠 This afternoon on I-37, Deputy Chief Eric Kaiser responded to a minor accident involving five guys from Sweden — and found a Swedish flag flying proud off the back of their rental motorhome on the side of the highway. It's World Cup time, and it turns out these five Swedes flew into Dallas, picked up an RV, and have been chasing their national team across North America — already caught a match in Monterrey, Mexico, with stops in Houston and Los Angeles still ahead. Talk about dedication to your nation's team! Good news: everybody was okay. Texas DPS Troopers and our Deputy Chief made sure they were safe and squared away before they got back on the road. They told us that back home, Texas and our Deputy Sheriff's are something they'd only seen in the movies...they didn't expect to find the genuine article out here in Atascosa County. We showed them some real South Texas hospitality, and they even wanted a photo for the journal of their American road trip. Safe travels, fellas! While we'll be cheering for Team USA, we'll give a wink and a nod to Sweden winning a few games along the way. 💙💛 ⭐ Atascosa County Sheriff's Office

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Troll Football
Troll Football@TrollFootball·
Broadcast of the game in Australia
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DP@ActualDavidP·
@FreddyLA7 I hope @FedEx or @UPS is on their X game. The first one who offers to ship all the gear @FreddyLA7 and his buds received AND pay all the duties back to Germany are going to get 10,000X the costs back in free marketing.
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Freddy🇩🇪@FreddyLA7·
WE‘RE IN OKLAHOMA CITY!!!!! Thank you so much to Ella Langley and her team for the amazing hospitality. WE FINALLY HAVE NEW SUITCASES!!!🤩
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MyRadar Weather
MyRadar Weather@MyRadarWX·
Meteorologist @MatthewCappucci found STAR HAIL, or spiky baseball-sized hail, near Arthur, Illinois. The spikes are caused by hail forming in a “wet growth regime.” Temperatures near freezing make the edges of the hailstone sticky, like glue. Tiny embryos collide and freeze!
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gorilla2K@gorilla2k·
@autosport What is there to say? Aside from: “Since 2007 Lewis has just been more Hungary to keep going for more, faster laps.” 🤣🤔😎
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Autosport@autosport·
Putting Lewis Hamilton's F1 career in perspective 😳
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gorilla2K@gorilla2k·
Should we tell her?!? I mean, *ackshully* the Sun was *technically* shining from somewhere SLIGHTLY to the West of Missouri ..
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gorilla2K@gorilla2k·
Kansans (current, native, and historical alike) everywhere when hearing these World Cup announcers from Arrowhead Stadium:
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Freddy🇩🇪
Freddy🇩🇪@FreddyLA7·
Thank you @NASA for the coolest day ever. One week ago, we were eating Chili’s in Chattanooga, and today we’re talking to the ISS. This is the American dream. Thanks for letting three random World Cup tourists from Germany live it for a few days. USA rocks.🇺🇸🚀
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