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JessSaysStuff

@jessin_progress

Knower of food safety facts. Lover of food animal production.🐂🐄🐑🐐🐖🐓First gen lawyer. RT ≠ endorsement. JD ‘23. Opinions my own.

MD, by way of the Wild West 参加日 Haziran 2014
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JessSaysStuff@jessin_progress·
Also MANY thanks to all the #lawtwitter folks On Here. Many of you took time to reach out to me personally when things were really bad. You encouraged me, inspired me, taught me, and ultimately welcomed me to your ranks. I promise I’ll pass on the favor.
JessSaysStuff@jessin_progress

Finally sworn in last week. I’m happy to be at the end of this very long road and I’m proud of myself for not walking away when my entire life was falling apart. Big thanks to Chicken Guts Guy for being very patient over the last two years while I picked up the pieces. ❤️🤍🖤💛

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JessSaysStuff@jessin_progress·
If you are studying for the bar, feel free to DM me. I have a TON of resources that I have collected. I failed Feb 24 and passed July 25 in a UBE jx with >266. People have shared with me and I just want to pass it back.
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JessSaysStuff@jessin_progress·
Borrowing from @DietCoke_Esq, if you already have an assigned person for your case and you don’t like what they are telling you, attempt to end-run them by randomly emailing someone at HQ and don’t mention who you are representing. Follow me for more hacks!
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@jurisdonut Oh yeah! We even have them in Maryland. Not everywhere but they are here.
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JurisDonut
JurisDonut@jurisdonut·
@jessin_progress Wait, so other states do have them? I’ve only seen them in Texas and it annoys me that other places don’t have them. Also I have heard frontage road in Texas.
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JessSaysStuff@jessin_progress·
When I lived in Texas I heard feeder road and service road. At home in Montana we call them frontage roads. 🤷🏻‍♀️
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Isabel22
Isabel22@isabel_cumming·
Grateful that our brilliant pro-bono attorneys Anthony May and Mark Stichel can continue to represent the Office of the Inspector General as the lawsuit moves forward for transparency of City Records to the OIG. 🙏🏽 Not all heroes wear capes.
Isabel22 tweet media
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Jess in the Wild
Jess in the Wild@Jess_inthewild·
Yall it’s saving-turtles-out-of-the-road szn and if I didn’t know how out of cardiovascular shape I am I do now after sprinting 50 yds and back to save a painted turtle out of the roadway around a blind curve yall start hitting the pavement NOW the turtles NEED US
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not your lawyer
not your lawyer@schizesq·
Just received the scheduling notice for my first oral argument in the MD Court of Appeals *vomits*
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JessSaysStuff@jessin_progress·
@JudgeFergusonTX @RileeDHarrison Judge has it. My parents were long haul truck drivers when I was little. I’ve been into all kinds of bathrooms in all kinds of places (inside and outside 😂). My dad used to poke his head in the door to make sure the coast was clear and then in we would go.
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Judge Roy Ferguson@JudgeFergusonTX·
@RileeDHarrison At 3 (when I had to do some of the cleaning, instructions, etc.), I took her into the men's room. When she was able to do things herself, I escorted her to the ladies room and loudly encouraged her at the door so the ladies inside knew she was going solo. They happily helped.
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Barred and Bearded@RileeDHarrison·
I saw a TikTok recently of a dad with a toddler age girl asking whether, when in public and there is not a family restroom, he should: 1. Take her into men’s restroom and use handicap stall Or 2. Knock, announce he has a toddler girl that needs to use the restroom, and take her into women’s restroom if no one is in there. If door opens while in there, announce he is in there with her As a dad to a 3 year old girl. I’m interested in everyone’s thoughts and want to make sure I’m handling this the right way. Thoughts?
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JessSaysStuff@jessin_progress·
@BarExamTutor Dude I had a little PTSD glitch when I saw that on the menu. But it looks delicious!
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fooler initiative
fooler initiative@metroadlib·
Nothing more untrue than the idea that ppl who do my job like to argue. Every atty I know spends her time wishing everybody else would just shut the fuck up. Transactional lawyers have made a deliberate choice to *avoid* arguing as much as possible. Litigators are impatient.
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maha@mahaaaay·
your dog doesn’t need to be at wholefoods
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Greg@gregcameback·
A jalapeño, cheese, and hot dog kolache from Shipleys would fix me right now. That & HEB are the only things I miss about Texas
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JessSaysStuff@jessin_progress·
@kevinbaum013 Congrats! That took a lot of courage and I’m glad it paid off for you. ♥️
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Kevin Baum
Kevin Baum@kevinbaum013·
10 years ago today I stumbled into a church basement not sure if I'd end up killing myself. I worked on myself and have been sober ever since. I just wanted not to use, but my life has become amazing in ways I didn't think possible. If you're struggling recovery is possible.
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JessSaysStuff@jessin_progress·
@CecereCarl I’m glad I’m not the only one. Right now I’m off chicken for some reason. But a bean burrito from Taco Bell always hits the spot!
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JessSaysStuff@jessin_progress·
Also MANY thanks to all the #lawtwitter folks On Here. Many of you took time to reach out to me personally when things were really bad. You encouraged me, inspired me, taught me, and ultimately welcomed me to your ranks. I promise I’ll pass on the favor.
JessSaysStuff@jessin_progress

Finally sworn in last week. I’m happy to be at the end of this very long road and I’m proud of myself for not walking away when my entire life was falling apart. Big thanks to Chicken Guts Guy for being very patient over the last two years while I picked up the pieces. ❤️🤍🖤💛

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JessSaysStuff@jessin_progress·
@Jaspell Power steering pump just seized on my 4WD truck. I feel you.
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Jim Aspell- Connecticut Lawyer for Injured workers
Jim Aspell- Connecticut Lawyer for Injured workers@Jaspell·
My plow has been leaking from the top of the pison sleeve since New Years. I have been too busy with work snowstorms, and travel to take the truck out of service to get someone to look at it. Pray for me.
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