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@schizesq

litigator | mom to a wild toddler | bourbon drinker | nothing here is endorsed by my employer

Annapolis, MD Katılım Eylül 2011
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not your lawyer@schizesq·
editing an email to delete every time you used the word “just” ✨women in law things✨
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゛ ☆ .ᐟ ⋆
゛ ☆ .ᐟ ⋆@veinIuvr·
and for the lady, perhaps a fucking break
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Barack Obama
Barack Obama@BarackObama·
Michelle and I can’t wait for you to visit the Obama Presidential Center! Starting on June 19, the Center will be open to the public, and you’ll be able to check out the Museum along with public spaces like a new branch of the Chicago Public Library with a reading room, a two-acre playground, a fruit and vegetable garden, and more. Tickets available at tickets.obama.org.
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If I’m on the receiving end of another pro se chatgpt bankruptcy motion I’m leaving the industry and applying for survivor
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@RiotDogChicago I do a lot of title litigation, so frequently our properties end up part of a bankruptcy estate, or the debtor will file to avoid a foreclosure. It makes the file move at GLACIER pace & there’s nothing we can do about it 😭
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Samuel Morse@SamuelPMorse·
@schizesq Bravo! Congratulations, I bet you did phenomenally well.
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case submitted ✊🏼😮‍💨💯
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@frankiegems I’m the appallee because I won the jury trial below, so no need for rebuttal time 😮‍💨😏
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FGM@frankiegems·
@schizesq 2 things: remember to reserve time for rebuttal and remind the panel that you will not be taking questions.
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Monday is my first appellate oral argument. Spending today alone in my empty office building practicing my “in case they don’t ask any questions in the first 10 minutes” speech. The theater kid to litigator pipeline is so real…
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@JudgeDillard Thank you!! I’ve spent some time this week watching recordings of oral arguments in my jurisdiction & you’re totally right. The best ones are the most conversational!
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Judge Stephen Dillard
Judge Stephen Dillard@JudgeDillard·
@schizesq Good luck! Just remember that you will almost certainly know the case better than the judges (as you should), so think of your argument as a conversation with the bench and an opportunity to help them better understand the issues on appeal.
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💥 Nurse D, RN/1L@TakeThatNurses·
@schizesq I listened to a SC oral argument in the car the other day and was astounded that they let counsel get through their entire opening statement
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@4_L0ko This is for a different case than the one I have with your boss…. Come to that one 😂😂
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inez@illicitbrennan·
can they just agree on something???
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@zachary_aman This is an interesting question if the party is pro se. I think it’s clearly discoverable if it’s a party that is otherwise represented.
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@zachary_aman I ~almost~ sent a subpoena to ChatGPT recently but chickened out because I was afraid that my client also used it. It’s a two way street that I’m sure we’ll have to use cautiously. Though all bets are off for family law attorneys, I hear.
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Zach@zachary_aman·
Have you guys seen/used discovery requests about the opposing party using ChatGPT or other LLMs to "talk about" their case? With the recent cases coming out that those records aren't privileged, I feel like they could be a big source of discovery disputes.
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Keeks 🦋
Keeks 🦋@DietCoke_Esq·
Is there a motion to ask the pro se party to stop filing shit
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