John Bartle

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John Bartle

John Bartle

@jwbartle

参加日 Nisan 2014
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John Bartle
John Bartle@jwbartle·
@chizbud @8BitClosedFist Then those people are all retarded because it's just wrong. Or they *really* suck at games. Saying you spend 10 hours in the previous game's map is just factually wrong, full stop. If he meant first 10 hours in "The Daunt", I could see that. But that ain't from the first game.
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Pop Blender@chizbud·
@jwbartle @8BitClosedFist Funny because I've seen so many talk about the 10 hour tutorial in videos and on posts. BTW, talking about cock is the number on way to know someone thinks about it alot. Of course, you're not like that...
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John Bartle
John Bartle@jwbartle·
@Athazel1 I will not stand for this blue cheeks propaganda! I shall sit for it, instead.
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Athazel@Athazel1·
4K + 11 variants total at my support sites. Mating season on Pandora. (1/2)
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John Bartle@jwbartle·
@JimmethMellor @LegoKingo I thought you were bragging about how you had the privilege to pay for this, now I'm wondering if you meant it another way.
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Jimmeth Mellor@JimmethMellor·
@LegoKingo Be glad your tax dollars didn’t pay for this. Because mine did.
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Lego Kingo@LegoKingo·
Got a YouTube short of an Australian game show that’s literally the Homophone joke from 30 Rock.
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John Bartle@jwbartle·
@SuperButterBuns Because they're games those individuals don't like. Instead of acknowledging that taste is subjective and that a lot of other people's opinions diverge from theirs on a particular game, they'd rather just accuse any interest around it of being fake.
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Physical Forever 🎮👾🕹
Physical Forever 🎮👾🕹@ForeverPhysical·
Heads up collectors! @YachtClubGames has announced that Mina the Hollower will be getting a physical release further down the road! Mina the Hollower releases on digital on May 29, 2026, but us physical collectors will have to wait a bit longer for the physical release.
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John Bartle@jwbartle·
@GermanStrands Gravity Circuit is great. Just keep in mind that in the stage select screen, there's a box that indicates how difficult a stage's map and boss are. I don't recommend doing the hardest one first when you have zero upgrades. Fuck me that was a tough time.
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GermanStrands@GermanStrands·
4 games more people should play
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Matthew@DiscipleOfBrad·
I love it when time travel is used in a new and fun way
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Sasquatch@SoloGaming816·
@Vohris People need to fuck off with the "just connect to the internet and update" bullshit. Imagine telling this trash to Switch v1 Homebrew or Jailbroken iPhone users
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John Bartle@jwbartle·
@Roy_van_Hal @MocklerHQ @adammocklerr Seems pretty obvious to me that he realises he got got, but he's just pretending it's real because it's funnier to deny it and look even more the fool. He's still a knuckle-dragger regardless.
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Roy van Hal@Roy_van_Hal·
@jwbartle @MocklerHQ @adammocklerr I hate it when people call lies 'just a joke' when they're caught. Joe knows he's wrong but maybe wants to believe it. Or is too embarrassed to admit he fell for it. But calling it a joke is just weak.
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MocklerHQ@MocklerHQ·
"Joe Rogan is like if my boomer grandpa was hosting a podcast" @adammocklerr calls out Joe Rogan for falling for a fake AI video 😭 When his host told him the video was fake he doubled down and made himself look so dumb 🤦‍♂️
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John Bartle@jwbartle·
@SomethingClassc Damn, you got that Guerrilla Games luck. Their mainline Horizon games came out the same week as Breath of the Wild and Elden Ring, respectively.
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Something Classic@SomethingClassc·
why do the biggest indie games always release within days of our releases lol Shadows of Adam released the day before Hollowknight Quartet PC was a week before Silksong Anyway, support Quartet on Switch - May 12th!
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TRUE FINAL RELEASE DATE!! 🐭🙌 Mina the Hollower launches May 29 for only $19.99! Prepare yourself for one of the greatest top-down adventures ever to be delivered directly to your soul for less than 20 bucks. Mark your calendars. Tell your friends. Wishlist now - links below!🧵

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John Bartle
John Bartle@jwbartle·
@YachtClubGames I'll pay double that easily if you put in on a Switch/Switch2 cartridge and NOT be a Game Key Card.
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Yacht Club Games@YachtClubGames·
TRUE FINAL RELEASE DATE!! 🐭🙌 Mina the Hollower launches May 29 for only $19.99! Prepare yourself for one of the greatest top-down adventures ever to be delivered directly to your soul for less than 20 bucks. Mark your calendars. Tell your friends. Wishlist now - links below!🧵
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John Bartle
John Bartle@jwbartle·
@andylehti @bourscheid His parents are no longer married to one another. They got divorced and then his dad married his own step-daughter that he helped raise.
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Andrew Lehti@andylehti·
@bourscheid You know what's more believable? The husband using the phone of his spouse by mistake, and then posting as him as her. What would when be the motive behind this.
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John Bourscheid 🇺🇸 🚀
John Bourscheid 🇺🇸 🚀@bourscheid·
Elon’s mom caught posting from the perspective of Elon’s dad. It doesn’t take a rocket scientist to assume Elon is posting on Twitter as both his parents & was on the wrong alt. The cringe deepens daily with this one.
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Simpsons Daily Glavins
Simpsons Daily Glavins@simpsons_DG·
What does Homer say in this bit? Growing up, I thought he said, "crap on a crotch!" But others have told me it's, "crap on a crust!"
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