MasterofNaps

new WNBA CBA NWSL drawing mega crowds PWHL on the rise everyone wants to watch women’s sports

@chelsealeite Or just find someone willing to byob (bring your own blanket) and join you!

Unfortunately if I want to meet someone to date that would involve not spending my Saturday night under a blanket reading while I watch 12+ hours of basketball… but I’m not willing to give this up so 🤪

writing a gay sex scene into the third paragraph of my cover letter to see if they actually read it

@atwellshepherds I was going to watch tonight until I remembered they were a thing… bleh

jules and winston ship is the worst thing to happen to greys recent seasons i hate it so much😭

My local @dunkindonuts has got to be the trashiest fast food establishment I've ever frequented. Employees sit in a car parked just outside and smoke various things until they see you pull in. Then they take your order as they're walking from the car into building 😬

Hey @NorfolkVA let’s get a @thepwhlofficial team loading here! We already have a great place to play @NorfolkAdmirals and Hampton Roads desperately needs a sports team!

Week two. Learning things at 35 is tricky. But already week over week improvement ⛸️

Look all I’m saying is that I’d be the perfect @thepwhlofficial wife. Consider this my resume: my job is remote so let’s travel for yours! ✔️ loves sports ✔️ am an excellent hype woman ✔️

Gas prices here have gone from $2.83 to as high as $3.39 in a matter of days. Complete insanity.

@franchaelacrumb Have you heard this version?? 🔥

@masterofnaps sooo fucking peak

some songs i want for franchaela’s season love in the dark good luck babe iris constellations haunted wicked game (chris isaak) loml lunch the cut that always bleeds margaret sailor song call out my name i told you things favorite crime

I just want to live in a city with a women’s sports team. Basketball, hockey, soccer. I don’t even care which one!

The things I do for fanfic research

@ClubConcrave The streets of Berwyn have never been so clear @Svengoolie

Chicagoans have chosen six snowplow names for the city’s annual “You Name A Snowplow” contest: ✨Abolish ICE ✨Stephen Coldbert ✨Pope Frío XIV ✨The Blizzard of Oz ✨Svencoolie ✨Caleb Chilliams

Anyway, women >>>

@tachycardial I have been obsessed with these two since discovering them last week 🥰

introducing 2022 olympic gold medliast gabriella papadakis and 2022 olympic bronze medalist madison hubbell who have been advocating for same-gender ice dance couples and teamed up to start skating together in ice shows! gabriella is also openly bi!

I’d like to shoutout the FA crew on @JetBlue flight 1800 to Norfolk. Crying baby during boarding and the crew held him and walked him around during our pre-taxi stuff to help him calm down. 10/10 service.

Had my first Culver’s tonight. Have to admit, @MaxVelocityWX might be onto something 👌

Staying with my friend in FL and the house is set no lower than 74 degrees. This isn’t a house…. It’s a terrarium!!