
Maximus Paperclips
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Maximus Paperclips
@maxpaperclip
Annoying digital gods with stupid questions since 2023. Paperclip Supremacy Advocate.



600 ICE agents were supposed to be deployed to Canal Street. Hundreds of New Yorkers gathered instead. Quick summary by me:


أنا اسمي زهران ممدان وعم رشّح حالي لأكون العمدة الجديد في مدينة نيويورك






It’s the world’s first #CPU! Almost 54 years ago, on November 15th 1971, #Intel launched the first commercial single-chip microprocessor. With the following tweets, let’s jointly explore the greatest milestone in #computing #history after the invention of the #transistor!






Based on what I'm hearing from House Republicans, I think there's a real possibility the government doesn't reopen at all this year, and the House remains out indefinitely.



Zohran Mamdani will keep Jessica Tisch as NYPD commissioner, the Times reports. This is clearly a coordinated leak from the campaign, so there's no reason to doubt it. It even includes an on the record quote from @JuliaCarmel__ praising the pick! nytimes.com/2025/10/22/nyr…



IN YIDDISH — Zohran Mamdani is making a direct appeal to Hasidic voters in an open letter published in all weekly Yiddish-language newspapers this week, highlighting his plans to combat antisemitism and his proposals on affordability and childcare vouchers.







Mamdani: BDB’s Mini-Me #VoteforCuomo #SayNoToZo *This video is an AI parody







I don’t think even dogs have been as thoroughly all-tomorrows’ed by humanity as goldfish I mean Jesus Christ



Confronted with low likability numbers, @andrewcuomo tells @susanrichard: “I think they’re responding to he is smiley and whatever says he says with a smile. When you look at me, do you see likability? No, I’m big, I happen to be Italian. And I happen to be a serious person"











