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@Peacezogallery @lynn130415 Bro, nah the guy no geh sense 5k as how now He suppose buy gifts Instead of the 5k Even if he bought 20k gifts, it will be more appreciated than the money itself He no geh sense

He should have sent the whole salary and call you on the fifth of the month that he needs money again? Aren’t you going to ask him what he did with his salary and if he told you he sent it all you’re probably gonna say he lacks proper financial planning, and who gains their ROI in a day? It took Tinubu four years

I sponsored my nephew from 100 level to final year. Even during his NYSC, I was still sending him allowance. Thankfully, he got a job immediately after service. I was genuinely happy for him. Then he received his first salary… and what he felt I deserved was ₦5,000 airtime. I even called his mum (my sister), only to hear he sent her ₦5,000 too. After everything I did, 5k is actually disrespectful, not appreciation.

@KirumiraMatt @utdshows @ManUtd They are asking for 100m

@utdshows please @ManUtd please please buy Baleba boy,that boy is an engine he was affected cz he is young and ofcourse u cant be wanted by united and not turn yo head, that boy is an engine trust me, roy keane type of fighter, and runs all day

🚨🎙️ David Beckham speaks on Aurélien Tchouaméni link to Manchester United: 🗣️ “Manchester United signing Aurélien Tchouaméni would just feel like wasting another £70m after Manuel Ugarte — this is giving João Neves vs Ugarte all over again. And let’s be real, Tchouaméni can never be another Casemiro. If the deal goes through and Manchester United pay £70m, watch Madrid use that money to sign Sandro Tonali or Elliot Anderson. Both are already Premier League proven — so why not go for them instead? United should also understand that for Real Madrid to want to sell Tchouaméni at 26, there must be a reason… and I don’t think it’s a good one.”

@Saint_Soma @OlaoluwaSamson4 😂 You wey your data no enter 10gb

@OlaoluwaSamson4 Get your lawyers ready. I won’t let this slide.😭

Nobody wan pluck flower from my father’s house? I never ripe? Na until when bird chop me.😔

@UzomaVicto5033 @iamnasboi Nah the one wey you dey see

@iamnasboi Anything wey make wife open Opue 21 times in a month be like say you dey pay her monthly allowance of 30billion

I don taya! God say make we no do fornication. Doctor say not ejaculating Atleast 21 times a month can cause prostate cancer. Hmmm

Okay nah Dey play

@KeedsClub @eddie_drizzy12_ @j_robin9 I have done it

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@planned_gf Slow the fuck down

Men Only; what do you do to last long in bed ? Any good tricks !!

@takuvate @obscurenigga Not all of us are privileged So no even dey talk sey we no geh plan at all

@omotimo504 @obscurenigga Lol assumption no good sha. I started hustling before leaving secondary so dead that thought you had

I'm finishing NYSC less than 3 months, and my worst nightmare is not having a new job by the time it ends.

@takuvate @obscurenigga You no geh sense Shebi nah because sey dem sponsor for school nah why

@omotimo504 @obscurenigga Don't worry most of you lack planning that's why

@Newman_kenn @baqirul_ulum @FIFAWorldCup I'm telling you He just dey take rubbish

@baqirul_ulum @omotimo504 @FIFAWorldCup Ok, so all these mean Messi deserved it right with 0 goals in the entire campaign? But Haaland didn't deserve it because he did nothing in worldcup right? Now, how stupid do you think you sound?

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@Stanrayy13 @baqirul_ulum @FIFAWorldCup If it's best player, then it should be Iniesta or Sneidjer Still a Rob, just admit it

@omotimo504 @baqirul_ulum @FIFAWorldCup Cuz they were giving for being the best player then not who wins the most trophies bs we have today

@takuvate @obscurenigga Yen yen yen Shey nah #5 dem dey use start Masters

@obscurenigga Start masters

@baqirul_ulum @FIFAWorldCup But he still won the Balon d or Is it still not rigged??? He didn't even win the champions league that year

@FIFAWorldCup If it Was Messi that Had Forlan's Performance in the 2010 World Cup, ended up finishing 3rd in the competition but still won the Golden ball, We wouldn't hear the end of the story. Some retards will still be calling it rigged.

@Evil_Dead_Zero @bestofGOT___ Lannister as how You wan fight dragon

@bestofGOT___ Lannister

If a war were to break out, which house would survive completely?

@ManUTDblood @SimplyKalby @kenkenlewu @MrEazi105419 He don knack the woman

@SimplyKalby @kenkenlewu @MrEazi105419 Things like this happen for real. If you never experience am no talk say e no happen

"Guys, I almost kn@ck£d one married woman at the gym. All these men that allow their wives go to the gym, make una dey try monitor them oo . This thing happened last week. I was at the gym, doing bench press, then I saw these lady skipping. Omo, make I no lie for you, she get y@n$h, and me I like am. The thing be like water-water y@n$h. I was just staring at her. She noticed me through the mirror, but I didn’t stop staring. Long story short, I walked up to her, spoke to her, and we exchanged contacts. After that, we started chatting, normal guy things. I started playing with her, pushing things forward, trying to see if I fit get chance. Long story short, we agreed to go out on a date. And this one no be say we go just go out and everybody go back to their house. We already agreed say after the date, we'll spend time together behind closed doors and do things. I met her on Monday, we talked, and we planned for Saturday. Now, on Thursday, as I just enter the gym, I saw her coming down from a car with one man. The man followed her inside. I was walking right behind them. When they got in, she was showing the man the equipment in the gym. When he left, I went up to her like, “Babe, how far?” normal whining. Then I asked her, “Abeg, who be that man wey you come with?” She said, “My husband.” I was like, “Ah-ah, you’re married?” She said yes. From that moment, everything just clear from my head, I swear. To even burst my head, when I got home, I texted her, “I didn’t know you were married, sorry.” This lady still persisted. She said the date must happen, that I’ve already t&rned her on, that it must happen. I said no. It’s not happening. Me, I no dey do ad<ery. I no dey run things with another man’s wife. This lady still insisted. Omo, that was how I blocked her. I even stopped going to that gym instantly. Make she no go s£t me up. This one really sc@re me. I don block her like this, bro. Married woman for that matter. See wetin she wan do. Imagine what she would have been doing with other people. I know say no be only me. Right now, I don’t even know if I should go back to that gym or not, because I’m sc@red. What if she don tell her husband one kind story? From the way the man dress, he look like an influential person. If I go there now, dem fit just carry DSS come pick me up for something wey I no even do..." - Man shares how he unknowingly got close to a woman at the gym, only to discover she was married.

@_Ayoo_xx You said it

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