@RightsideRa @Jake16423473 @LucifersTweetz It did copy some of the better stories though. The three days resurrection and flood/ark fables were lifted from sumerian mythology. The ark story was almost copy/paste.
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@Jake16423473 @LucifersTweetz You're first mistake was assuming Christianity was invented. Christianity was never invented. It didn't come by the will of man but the will of God
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why the fuck would they bring that
Art Encyclopedia@artenpedia
During an expedition of the South Pole, a dog enjoys the gramophone, 1911.
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@LouDPhillips How many more times will I pick the wrong profession?
WRITING's where it's at!
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@TerribleMaps It hasn't shrunk. Technology has allowed us to come even closer to reaching planet earth.
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Blows my mind how much earth has shrunk in just 54 years. Concerning
NASA@NASA
1972 ➡️2026 Apollo 17 ➡️ Artemis II
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@OldManHop @makotopic These taste OK but the texture is between candle and candy.
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@makotopic American here: enjoyment of black licorice candy is associated with old people and the British.
It's way more common for people to eat a similar type of candy (also called "licorice") in strawberry and cherry flavor instead. The most common brands are "Twizzlers" and "Red Vines"
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Another Mormon dilemma: Mormons reject the Trinity and insist that their god the father, Holy Ghost and Jesus are three separate and distinct individuals. With this doctrine, their Jesus is not the son of god, but the son of their Holy Ghost.
This breaks the biblical connection between their Jesus Christianity. According to scripture:
Matthew 1:18: Mary “was found to be pregnant through the Holy Spirit.”
Matthew 1:20: “What is conceived in her is from the Holy Spirit.”
Luke 1:35: “The Holy Spirit will come on you, and the power of the Most High will overshadow you. So the holy one to be born will be called the Son of God.”
This explains why Brigham Young and other Mormon ‘prophets’ and ‘apostles’ claimed their god the father conceived their Jesus the old fashioned way, it’s the only way he could be the son of god. But that explanation also severs the link between their Jesus and the Bible. Mormons are wrong either way.
The Mormon Jesus is not the Christ of the Bible. Checkmate, heretics.
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Three Englishmen were in a bar and spotted an Irishman. One of them said, “I’m going to wind him up.”
He walked over, tapped the Irishman on the shoulder, and said, “I hear St. Patrick was a no-good wife beater.”
The Irishman said, “Oh, really? Didn’t know that.”
The man went back, confused. “I insulted St. Patrick, and he didn’t care!”
The second Englishman said, “You’re doing it wrong. Watch this.”
He went over and said, “I hear St. Patrick was a no-good drunk!”
The Irishman replied, “Oh wow, I didn’t know that. Thanks for telling me.”
The Englishman came back shocked. “You’re right, he doesn’t react to anything!”
The third Englishman said, “I’ll get him.”
He walked over, tapped the Irishman on the shoulder, and said,
“I hear St. Patrick was an Englishman!”
The Irishman smiled and said,
“Yeah, that’s what your friends were trying to tell me!” 😂🍀
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@Bruce_Cares @britsalterego Those Cheerios commercials were bullshit.
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@britsalterego It’s a threat, they do this in defense of the hive and in a swarm like this… you will die.
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Yeah hi, beekeeper here! If you see this, fucking run. Record less and run more.
Nature is Amazing ☘️@AMAZlNGNATURE
Giant Honeybees use a collective defense known as "shimmering" to deter wasps and other predators, whereby hundreds of individual bees flip their abdomens upwards in a coordinated wave-like pattern.
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@TheGriftReport That machine gun is missing a couple selector settings
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Armed police guarding Sadiq Khan left a holdall full of guns on the kerb outside his Clapham family home.
Inside: an MP5 submachine gun, Glock 17 pistol with live ammo, and a 50,000-volt Taser.
A pregnant woman spotted the suspicious bag, kicked it because it felt heavy, and her partner took it home, only to discover it was packed with Met Police firearms.
Five armed officers have been suspended from frontline duties while the Met launches a full internal investigation.
Now just imagine if this fell into the wrong hands?
In LONDON of all places!
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The Bible has no category of human being called “trans.” There are only males and females. (Genesis 1:27-28)
Those confused need to seek medical attention to affirm one of the two available categories. Those practicing “trans” ideology must repent.
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He’s not supposed to be in the cave when they roll the stone away 🤣
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Jesus has risen. Atheists don't laugh, please.
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@Rickisback_ON_X Maybe he'll sentence her for a little longer. That'd be funny.
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The Federal Judge in Tina Peters initial appeal to remove the case to Federal court said, that Peters most likely had a case for a violation of her 1st Amendment rights, but he could not take action until the Appeals Court ruled.
Well guess what, the Appeals court must have read his order because they found that Tina Peters' 1st Amendment rights were violated by the Judge who sentenced her.
Free Tina Peters NOW !
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I hereby declare Tiger Woods an honorary US Marine Staff NCO for his dedication to infidelity, divorces and DUI arrests
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