you walk into the hotel lobby and see me taking a selfie in a mushroom shirt what do you do???

@jtrebach Make sure you're not booked on my plane?

@jtrebach Run up and give you a hug!

@jtrebach I would say…that’s a fungi

@jtrebach Assume you’re a “fun guy” 🍄

@jtrebach I mind my business 😂

@jtrebach I ask you if you are a fun guy. Don’t worry I will show myself out…

@jtrebach Take my hoodie off revealing my mushroom shirt and we take a double selfie

@jtrebach I’d want to take a selfie with that man in the awesome shirt, but I will not accept plane tickets or free food.

@jtrebach I would tell my husband, “That’s my friend from Twitter! OMG! OMG!”

@jtrebach Ask which of the mushrooms you would eat if your plane crashed with only you and Cher surviving.

@jtrebach Walk past, commentating: "You and the celebrity of your choice survive a plane crash. The only thing you can find to eat is this man's shirt... "

@jtrebach I’d say, “You must be a fun guy.”

@jtrebach Confer with you and the crowd that gathers to try to ID each one. The Aminita and Coprinopsis are kinda obvious. But is that a Psilocybe semilanciata or just some wierd Mycena? I see hours of nerdy fun.

@jtrebach Have a fan girl meltdown.

@jtrebach Snatch the shirt and run away🏃

@jtrebach Can I buy you a drink?

@jtrebach We RT with conference # of course! #ACMT2023

@jtrebach Where did you get it?! I bought my older kid this shirt (they want to get a Masters in mycology) and your shirt would add to the set. shop.ncbg.unc.edu/product/mushro…

@jtrebach Ask you if I can buy an 1/8th

@jtrebach Pass you a joint with home grown Seattle bud🤙🏼🌱🌈

@jtrebach I’d like that for my friend. Apparently some random spore got into his mushroom growing kit and he and his partner ended up in ER.

@jtrebach Tell you that at the very least you could mark which ones are poisonous and which ones are nonpoisonous so if we're ever in a plane crash together and the only part of you that survives is that shirt we can use it to get helpful advice.

@jtrebach Yell “WHO’S THE FUN GUY IN THE MUSHROOM SHIRT?!” across the lobby

@jtrebach Doesn’t look like amanita spp. so you should be ok

@jtrebach I want that shirt. It is amazing.

@jtrebach Think to myself… wow what a fungi

@jtrebach Start eating the plant behind you

@jtrebach Pull out my Seek app and try to figure out which species of mushroom are represented on your shirt… then sigh in resignation when I find that the app cannot recognize the species.

@jtrebach I'd ask if you were going to the psilocybin gathering later that day.

@jtrebach Definitely tell you, “I like your shirt.” 👍

@jtrebach Offer cash to buy it off your back 😄

@jtrebach Come over and compliment your shirt and ask you where you got it!