Fed

I, Fed, do solemnly swear that I will support and defend the Crypto Twitter against all enemies, foreign and domestic; that I will bear true faith and allegiance to the same; that I take this obligation freely, without any mental reservation or purpose of evasion;

@1NDi60 I'll let it slide

ladies and gentlemen, we got him.

@ReetikaTrades she's our top officer 🫡

I get the funniest dm’s 😂

@ReetikaTrades @Rager @TheMoonCarl @inversebrah

@Rager @TheMoonCarl @inversebrah fed we need you there’s been a robbery

@hentaiavenger66 is that so?

@inversebrah @MightySpxdey Smolting is our top agent, employee of ze month every time

funny how credibility is supposed to be ur most valuable shid in le twatter metaverse and yet pipl can still get away wiff using a counterfeit version of it LMEOW

@koreanjewcrypto heh

It’s been real guys ✌🏼

@0xfbifemboy Lemme know which gate real quick... Asking for a friend.

@DextMoon @cobie @Nostradumbass23 @poordart @CL207 @FBI I'm on the case bro

@cobie @Nostradumbass23 @poordart @CL207 @FBI Hey FBI agent reading this thread help cobie get his laptop back

@inversebrah Special Agent Smolting is on the case again 🫡

When I took my oath I promised to protect and serve by mistake. I thought they meant protect and swerve. Protect - the citizens of CT. Swerve - these hoes.

@traderknightz @CL207 @cobie @FBI It's an honor to serve the great people of CT Mr. Bitcoin University Sir. 🫡

@0xFederalAgent @CL207 @cobie @FBI Thank you ser. You must be working hard for the @FBI

@traderknightz @CL207 @cobie @FBI Uhhh I'm on my way to his residence as we speak, don't worry about it Sir.

@0xFederalAgent @CL207 @cobie @FBI Do something

@CL207 @cobie @FBI Yikes bros, that's sus af

@cobie @FBI

@elonmusk @saylor @Cryptoking @RBReich Will I get banned for being a pretend Fed?

@saylor @Cryptoking @RBReich Deliberate impersonation/deception will result in account suspension. Organizational affiliation, bio and follower count distinguish between people who genuinely have the exact same name. We shall see how it goes.

Here's what Elon Musk fails to understand: Much of a corporations' value lies in their workers — their knowledge, skills, and ideas. When he fired half of Twitter’s workforce and drove off even more, he wasn't “cutting costs.” He was actively destroying what he bought.

@jimtalbot @insilicobunker @WatcherGuru moving in

@insilicobunker @WatcherGuru

JUST IN: #Binance CEO says overall the crypto industry is fine.

@cobie Yeah right 👮

Trying to validate an idea of a thing to build, cheers to everyone that answers, promise I will not forward your answers to the IRS

How many exchanges do you use (only CEX -- not including uniswap or any dex)?

Snowden a crypto influencer now?

@inversebrah @officer_secret @0xfbifemboy Interesting...

.@officer_secret @0xfbifemboy r definitely NOT snowden alts btw

In all honesty, he may have significantly misinterpreted something I said. If that's true, I can see why and I don't really blame him.

Do Kwon didn't want the smoke with the Feds.