Not Steven Cook

@MattWalshBlog @benshapiro @JeremyDBoreing @michaeljknowles @TuckerCarlson "Why don't men want to get married?"

People who believe this need to read Jesus' words in Matthew 8:11-12

@elonmusk If the government confiscated all your wealth, they would spend it all in less than 5 months (about $290 trillion per month)

In the future, a trillion times a trillion dollars will be spent on making antimatter to travel to other star systems

@ThinkInPeach She can "do better than" a 6'1" white guy?

My wife and I have been secretly judging a couple at our church for two years. She’s 5’6” Korean. Pretty. Social. Genuine, kind woman. Her husband’s a 6’1” white guy. But clearly autistic. He's shy. Rare to hear more than 5 words strung together. And when he does speak, it's unfiltered. Exactly what he's thinking, but nothing more. We couldn’t help but think… she could do better? Anyway my wife’s been getting to know her lately. And over coffee last week she told her something that made it all make sense. When she was 17 doctors told her she'd never have children. She told all the guys she dated the truth. And all (understandably) bailed. Except her husband. He accepted her as she was. So she chose to do the same for him. 6 years after they married, she got pregnant. Their son's now 2. I wonder how many people we judge upon closer inspection are living testimonies of God's love.

My grandma equated doctors, demons, and drugs as the same. She refused to vaccinate her children. My mom married a doctor, but she still wasn’t a fan of drugs. We didn’t vaccinate our children after reading “The Poisoned Needle” in the 80s. We didn’t take the Covid shot. Educate yourself. You must know the side effects of every drug they give you before taking. They’re all toxic to the human body.

Hey guys, I have to report something. I disconnected my router to clean up the cables, an hour later I noticed my Internet wasn't working. I called support and was on hold for 20 minutes. When they asked which lights were on I noticed it was unplugged. I'm retarded.

"Being black or gay or a woman is not an accomplishment" - Heather Mac Donald nailed it as usual - Identity politics is all about self-love, aka, narcissism.

@seanfeucht Too much of this performative and disingenuous.

And he said: “Truly I tell you, unless you change and become like little children, you will never enter the kingdom of heaven.”

Österreich in its final form

The World Cup has turned America into a discovery channel for the rest of the world. And they are not handling it well. In the best possible way. Here is what they are discovering: Free public restrooms. Europeans pay every time. Free water at every restaurant. Just appears. Free refills. Coffee. Sodas. Iced tea. Unlimited. Free chips and salsa before you even order. Free warm bread with dinner. Ice in drinks like civilized people. Air conditioning everywhere. Not a moral debate. A fact. Parking lots attached to the actual place you are going. Drive throughs where the food comes to the car while you sit in it. Ranch dressing by the gallon. Tex-Mex that cannot be explained only experienced. Dental care that actually works. Buccee’s. There are no words for Buccee’s. Then they found the grocery stores. Five of them within one mile. Each one the size of an aircraft hangar. Burgers. Steaks. Brisket. Ribs. Pulled pork. Lamb. Veal. Every cut of every animal ever domesticated by human civilization available in one refrigerated aisle at ten in the morning on a Tuesday. The Germans stood in the meat section for forty five minutes. In silence. Processing. They finally understand why we do not have trains. We have roads wide enough for the cars we actually drive. Parking lots the size of small European countries. Airports in every city worth visiting. Why would we need trains. The Germans are taking ranch home by the bottle. The Dutch found queso and briefly lost the ability to speak. The Japanese are photographing HEB like it is the Louvre. The Czechs are weeping in West, Texas. Welcome to America. Everything is free, enormous, air conditioned, comes with chips, and has five grocery stores within a mile that will sell you any cut of any animal you have ever imagined. Write that down. 🦋

This is the kind of game the Cubs' lineup is capable of!

We had a good deal: Have gay marriage, but don't force people to care. They keep trying to force people to care, so now people are turning against gay marriage.

@ogbobbyjindal Any more weird than hearing someone, unprovoked, talk about taking a dick in the ass?🤡

you ever sit and listen to christians talk about their religion and think, man, these folks are fucking weird

None. No parties. Return to monarchy. We are too stupid to determine who should be our leader.

@IanCarrollShow I miss the Donald Trump who wasn't Netanyahu's bitch

“Without consulting Israel… Bitch” 🤣 god bless Tucker 🇺🇸

Married a golfer

@kylepetty @KPCharityRide Still looks the same as when he retired!

Harry Gant is a major part of the reason the @KPCharityRide is here today. Harry and Don Tilley taught me how to ride long distances and it was an honor to present Harry with his custom 30th Anniversary KPCRAA belt buckle.

@JohnCleese To invade?

Why do they chose to come to the UK if they feel threatened by our national flag

@callingjasmine "Delusional Takes" for $400, Alex

Women thrive in singleness. Men suffer in it.

Your husband will never change by you endlessly arguing with him and pointing out his faults. God says “without the word” for a reason. He doesn’t want you preaching to or scolding your husband. He wants you winning him with a meek and quiet spirit. Let him see Jesus living in and through you.