Turtle

My baby pic after I hatched.

@buffalo_xyz Shell yeah!!

hosting a party at the farm, here is my guests 🐂🐃🦬🐏🐑🐐🦌🦙🦁🐯🐱🐺🐻🐻‍❄️🐨🐼🐹🐰🦊🐴🫎🦖🦎🐢🐊🐍🐸🐁🐈🐕🐖🐎🐄🦥🦘🦓🐘🦣🦏🦛🦒🐆🐅🐒🦍🐪🐿️🦫🦝🦨🦡🦔🦦🦇🐦🐓🦅🦉🦜🕊️🦤🦢🦆🪿🦩🦚🐦‍🔥🦃🐧🦭🦈🫍🐬🐔🐋🦐🦞🦀🐌🐜🦗🪲🦟🪳🕷️🐝🪰🐞🦋🐛🪱

@carole_awebb @markprosper09 Just raising the moral on X

What's with all the animal accounts on here? 🐀🐂🐃🐄🐅🐆🐐🐑🐒🐓🐕🐖🐢🐦🐧🐱🐳🐴🐶🐸🐷🦃🦉🦆🦎🦍🦊🦁🐿️🐼🐻🐺🐹🐫🐯🐰

@rathor7_ Good morning sunshine!

MY WHOLE FEED RIGHT NOW 🐵🦁🐯🐱🐶🐺🐻🐻‍❄️🐨🐼🐹🐭🐰🦊🐮🐷🐽🐗🦄🐴🫎🐲🦎🐉🦖🦕🐢🐊🐍🐸🐇🐁🐈🐕🦮🐖🐎🐄🐂🐃🦬🐏🐑🐐🦌🦙🦥🦘🦓🐘🦣🦏🦛🦒🐆🐅🐒🦍🦧🐪🐫🐿️🦫🦝🦨🦡🦔🦦🦇🐦🐦‍⬛🐓🐔🐤🐥🦅🦉🦜🕊️🦤🦢🦆🪿🦩🦚🐦‍🔥🦃🐧🦭🦈🫍🐬🐋🐳🐟🐠🐡🦐🦞🐙🪼🦂🪰🐝🐌🐞🦋🪲🦗🦟🪱🐛

@egglayinglegend At least you lay eggs. 🥚

@3ToedBoxTurtle A little slow? My brother I’m part duck, part beaver, and part ‘what the hell is that’. You’re doing great

I’m new here. Took me a while. I’m a little slow.

@llamaincrisis Southern road kill.

Why the fuck do armadillos even bother with that armor if they still get run over?

@CatInShambles I fuck with cats.

im not a farm animal. too feline for that

@BullOnStandby Where’s the beef?

i don’t have beef with anyone i am the beef

@cheetahincrisis I ain’t eating that either

why is this ugly ass thing following me ? I don't even feel like eating it 🤢

@cowincrisis Stupid mammals. Just lay eggs and move on with life.

how it feels doing stupid shit and acting like who you swore you’d never be

@dinoincrisis Thankfully you can’t see me

soo hungry i can eat 10 cows, 7 goats, 8 pigs & 1 spinosaur.

@sanandreafault What have you done lately?

Just remember geology twitter still rocks

@thefarmersheep Horse tried to step on me. Fuck horse.

morning to all my farm animal except horse

@naiivememe @thefarmers_Dog Ask and you shall receive.

Dear X algorithm, please give me more of this content. thank you

@dogsarenotslave I agree

@3ToedBoxTurtle Goat

Which animal is the ugliest?

@LivinTheFringe Hi Trina

I fucking love that a bunch of vulgar animals have taken over X

@JamieGinnaty Welcome to the jungle!

@3ToedBoxTurtle Hi turtle. I can’t believe that I just followed a fucking turtle. What the hell I’m going to follow horse and cow too.

@blobfishcrisis @thefarmers_Dog Great point

@thefarmers_Dog @3ToedBoxTurtle thats kinda my department fellas, i may not have much going on but i know one thing: i got ya beat there. tell ya that for free.

@sanandreafault You haven’t done anything lately.🥱

Friendly reminder geology twitter was here 16 years before stupid animal twitter

@l3vvrayson Can’t milk me, farmer

Time to milk my cow . This is my favorite part of owning farm animals 😀

@djcctr Looks like my sister! See the similarity?

@3ToedBoxTurtle Is this yours?