You don’t follow the internet like I do

@FOX9 No way in hell he should try and stop that fire while making minimum wage with no insurance. I love that he obviously found it hilarious though

Beyond parody

@KariLake @NEWSMAX @jaketapper What does this have to do with ANYTHING? Seriously? And why are you invoking motherhood?

I walked out right next to Jake Tapper & looked him in the eye. “How dare you? You’ve caused so much division in this country with your lies. I’m done calling it gaslighting — you’ve LIED to the American people.” These reporters have spent a decade spreading absolute lies about President Trump. They share some of the blame for what happened tonight. As a mother, I’m exhausted by it. I couldn’t stay silent and walk out pretending someone like Jake Tapper is one of the good guys.

i swear to god they actually did a false flag to justify the white house ballroom. not iran, THE BALLROOM lmao

🚨 HOLY SH*T: Fox News just cut one of their reporters off as they seemed to indicate the shooting was a pre-planned false flag.

@mattvanswol lol you’re only now finding out that MAGA has lied for a decade?

IS ANYONE ELSE SO SICK AND TIRED OF WAITING FOR THE GOP TO DO ANYTHING AT ALL FOR THE AMERICAN PEOPLE??? WHERE ARE THE DOGE CUTS?! WHERE IS THE SAVE ACT?! WHY ARE WE STILL FUNDING THE TALIBAN?! WHY AREN’T DEMOCRATS BEING HELD ACCOUNTABLE?! …COULD THE GOP DO SOMETHING????!!

@Grumpy__Rock @RyanDivish I wasn’t suggesting we DFA him. I’m not a dumbass. Look at my actual words.

@Akermaniac @RyanDivish You responded to a post about DFA-ing reinforcing the idea. Now you’re back tracking.

Really?

@Grumpy__Rock @RyanDivish Uh. I never said to DFA him. I said something needs to change, and asked what it was. Not my fault Divish assumed I agreed with DFAing him

@Akermaniac @RyanDivish Lmao bro got called out by Divish and is now backtracking like crazy 😂😂😂

Why do elections only get stolen when Dumbfuck J Trump is in office? We were fine for 240 years and then this whiny bitch shows up and everything is rigged? Get the fuck out of here.

Nothing for parks. Nothing for health care. Unlimited billions for ICE and for war. x.com/factpostnews/s…

@BLarsoninAK @RyanDivish Not saying RPs can’t get over it but you have to admit it’s a rough start and Munoz basically said his slider doesn’t feel right and he doesn’t know why. That doesn’t inspire confidence does it?

@Akermaniac @RyanDivish 2024 Josh Hader - April - 10 Games - 7.45 ERA .297 BA against. 34 Saves by years end.

@RyanDivish Of course not. That’s a knee jerk reaction to watching an elite closer turn into Bobby Ayala. Still, maybe letting Brash close isn’t a bad idea.

@Akermaniac That doesn’t mean you DFA him

And this comes during a period of time in which we have learned Trump is suspending security checks for all top officials, the terrorism threat against our homeland is clearly elevated, and Trump appears to have dropped all standards for hiring as long as the hires are attractive

@mbadaire @Thom_astro Thank you!

@Akermaniac @Thom_astro Second one is Italy, Corsica and Sardegna in the Mediterranean see

[English below] 🖼️ Aujourd’hui, c’est la journée de la Terre ! Un peu comme la journée des droits des femmes, ça devrait l’être tous les jours… Retour à point nommé du #WallpaperWednesday : deux images issues des archives photographiques de mes missions, retravaillées en haute qualité. À retrouver aussi dans _La Terre entre nos mains_ 🌍🤲 aux éditions @Ed_Flammarion (droits toujours reversés pour Les @restosducoeur) Cette fois-ci, deux formats portrait pour le mobile : JOUR/NUIT. Chacun sa team. Les légendes originales, et plus d’info, dans les liens FlickR du post LinkedIn. 🖼️ It’s both #Earthday and #WallpaperWednesday: all the more reasons to post two images from the mission vault, processed in high resolution. Earth by day or by night: choose your favorite flavor of your favorite planet! #EarthDay #ISS #Photographie #Wallpaper Oceans ©ESA/NASA–T. Pesquet Retouches : L. Wallendorff @dpc313 Moonlit Italy ©ESA/NASA–T. Pesquet Retouches : L. Wallendorff @esa @ESA_fr

@Mariners 1 for 17 with runners in scoring position the last 2 games. Started 6 guys today with averages under .200. Only 1 time all season have they won a game after trailing at any point. This team is unwatchable. Zero fun to be had here.

First pitch for tomorrow’s series finale is at 1:10 p.m.

@BadFoxGraphics I mean this is exactly where “fake news” came from. Young people in Macedonia creating fake news stories for clicks, and rightwing dummies always fell for it.

“The MAGA crowd is made up of super dumb people. And they fall for it,” –Sam, aspiring Indian medical student and AI user

@IngrahamAngle Laura, Texas did it first. And you cheered. Did you expect that democrats wouldn’t push back at being disenfranchised?

You’re a fraud and you campaigned against what you did tonight—only for power. Virginia is gone.

@Joelmpetlin @ChrisMurphyCT Wow, you’re a huge idiot. Never heard of sarcasm huh.

@ChrisMurphyCT @ChrisMurphyCT is rooting for the enemy in the middle of an American military operation. That should disqualify him from sitting as a member of the US Senate. Politicians have been censured for far less.

awesome

@ImBreckWorsham Most of us don’t make mistakes that show this poor of a moral compass, or understanding of human nature, or even the simple ability not to be taken in by obvious conmen. Vote different in the future. Or don’t vote, because you came be trusted to.

The weakest comments in my social media are "You voted for this." That is SUCH a weak, pathetic comment. Yes. I did. Yes, I worked this guy's campaign. I OWN it. But have you NEVER made a mistake? Never broken up with someone because you realized you were dating the wrong person? Never quit a job that wasn't right for you? Never bought something and had to return it because it didn't work? Sit down.