Alfs Awful

@tr0tSkiii @amazonmusic I’m sure he’s devastated! You still decided to come and comment tho, fucktard!

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@HowieMac77 @amazonmusic No fucktard, read the t&c’s

@amazonmusic Do Current Subscribers Get It Free Also 🤷‍♂️

@RodneyP72773409 @AmazonHelp But here you are pointlessly commenting, piss off then if 70 million tracks don’t include your clearly odd choices!

@badbudgiedanny You clearly work there then!

@AmazonHelp You have thick people working for amazon

@KingCant0na Too many idiots who can’t read!

@R10MJH @amazonmusic States new subscribers only muppet

@amazonmusic I've just taken up this offer and my account says I'll be paying next month. I will be cancelling unless you sort it out on reading. Thanks

@Razzalax420 @Apple I use windows and Mac daily, Windows is shit, touchscreen windows devices are the absolute shit!

@MR_8_Nine @Apple you obviously never used a windows PC, 7 letter 2 words: cry more

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@ZwitterelfZana @JurassicJunkie @Apple Wow ain’t you a catch, a moron, but a catch

@bitsofplastic @BritEuropa @BBCBreaking Do you have any idea how restricted his life will be? Do you realise that he will be limited in what he can do until he dies? Do you realise that if he farts in the wrong place he will be straight back in jail?

Double child killer who was the first murderer to be convicted using DNA evidence can be released, Parole Board confirms bbc.in/2S7vJ7L

@damewade @BBCBreaking Pity you can’t string a simple sentence together!

@sammy28908 Obviously this kind of wine isn’t for you, someone who knows sod all about wine! You keep buying your crap from the supermarket!

6 bottles usually worth £60, now only £19.99 🍷 Funded by 300,000 wine drinkers like you 🥂 Free, contactless delivery to your door! 🚚

@LouLouMason Or stop targeting morons that can’t understand simple advertising!

@NakedWines Ah great! Might want to put that in the Comms as it will put people off 😘😘

@LouLouMason Holy crap, how thick are some people??

@NakedWines Why does the promo on your website say £30 for 6 then please...????

@Jxparisxo You mean another completely fake program??

Mmm I would like to see Catfish make a different type of series. Not for people who fall in love online but exposing incel and troll accounts, I would love to see it.

@lotrfanboy @NakedWines Get your facts straight you bore!

@NakedWines Don’t be misleading you should also say you have to take out a subscription as well.

@BBCBreaking To be honest, he could have married an ostrich for all I care!

UK Prime Minister Boris Johnson and Carrie Symonds were married in a small ceremony at Westminster Cathedral on Saturday, No 10 confirms bbc.in/3wLeBTY

@JeremyK77383381 @BBCBreaking You’re a moron

@NOW Sooo much plastic……..

How we are remembering the date – Monday, one day, Tuesday, two day, Wednesday, when? what day? Thursday, the third day! #FriendsReunion is on NOW 👏

@GretaThunberg Grotty Cuntberg, away lay in yer ane shite

Interesting that this also includes the emissions from burning the petrol they sell. Reminder: the idea of cutting CO2 emissions 50% by 2030 is based on an IPCC CO2 budget which gives us 50% chance to stay below 1,5° excluding most feedbacks, tipping points, aspect of equity etc.

@RTicks Twat