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@AndrewKolvet So Trump is now for regime change?

A pretty amazing response from President Trump to this reporter question: REPORTER: Iran is going to execute four more protesters, including the first woman protester. What do you tell Iran? TRUMP: Tell that to the Pope.

@LynneBP_294 Is this from a Viking Cruise commercial?

They didn't get a plus size room. 🤣 They will be like sardines in that tiny room. 🤦‍♀️

@MelindaDeslatte It’ll end up being some company making bottle rockets.

House votes 100-0 to create public records exemption for plans, operational documents, security info, other records involving aerospace facilities or activity. HB1071 is among package of bills sought by Gov. Jeff Landry administration to try to lure an aerospace company. #lalege

@RepoleStable If you can’t believe a bum who lives in his mom’s basement, who can you believe?

Loser. He works at Palm Beach Downs on Thursday. I have multiple sources that say you’re “lame”.

@CBSNews President Trump is starting to look very aged. I guess the stress from Iran is affecting him. Stress is very bad for the elderly.

President Trump and first lady Melania Trump welcomed King Willem-Alexander and Queen Máxima of the Kingdom of the Netherlands to the White House on Monday. The Trump hosted the Dutch royals for dinner and an overnight stay.

@MikeSonko He’s a loser so he didn’t want to pass up the opportunity to defy the security guards.

I support the security men

@DrunkCoachBaker Ole Piss fans are weak.

At first I thought the LSU guy sucker punched him…but after further review, soft ass frat boy found out…

@JacquesDoucet @LSUbaseball @JohnEadsWAFB Fixed through recruiting? That sounds like he’s already looking to next season. LSU needs to give Coach Johnson what he needs to succeed.

. @LSUbaseball head coach Jay Johnson vents his frustrations following a 6-3 loss at Ole Miss. @JohnEadsWAFB with the video and covering #LSU in Oxford.

@123skely You’re better off trying to pass off chocolate in gold foil as gold coins.

Pro travel tip: bring a few racks of fake 100$s whenever you travel to a third world country for bribes and such. They don’t know the difference, and by the time they figure it out you long gone.

@MCYeeehaaa @BreedersCup @keeneland @godolphin @WilliamBuickX @AtTheRaces Have to expect traffic problems as a closer in a 12-horse field. Wait, nevermind.

Wow! The @BreedersCup hero Notable Speech has a nightmare and is dramatically stuffed @keeneland for @godolphin and @WilliamBuickX @AtTheRaces. Clearly the best but sometimes no luck 💙🏇🙏 Yeeehaaa!

It’s possible that Cy Fair was precocious last year and others have caught up.

@BuzzPatterson My dad was in the oil business and spent significant time in the Middle East for thirty years. He said the people there could not be trusted in business dealings. Getting one over was a way of life for them. Other than that, he liked them.

An important point that doesn’t get talked about nearly enough. In my decades of flying, I spent ALOT of time in the Middle East. Here’s the takeaway: they don’t think like us. What seems logical to us is not logical to them. Those that have been educated in the west, understand us. The rest, don’t. Israel towers over everything in the region due to their hatred of Jews. Since we are allies with Israel, we fall into the same bucket. Don’t trust them. Period.

@GravySauceCream The driver was probably not paying attention because he was playing on his bag phone.

i got hit by a truck while riding my bike and didn’t even suffer a scratch. this happened in 1996 but we didn’t have social media back then so i’m telling you now.

@LangmanVince I wonder if he’ll sing at a birthday party.

Wow! "Sugar Ray" is doing gigs at pavilions in theme parks. Sad!

@NTamm1215 A lot of bettors tend to fall for closers in the Derby. The fact they are out finishing everyone else in their preps convinces those bettors that the closer will get the distance.

Renegade is really going to be favored?

Perhaps Further Ado just really likes Keeneland.

@ClownWorld Looks set up.

Dude wtf 😭

@DrunkCoachBaker It’s a good thing that 150-pound umpire could hold him back.

Man they get mad mad when you call them USL…

@11point7 It’s not Louisiana. It’s Louisiana-Lafayette.

Louisiana's Matt Deggs tried to brawl with the whole James Madison coaching staff 🍿🍿🍿 All the chaos ensued after a Cajun player blatantly tried to truck Dukes' 1B on a bunt play.

@SecRubio Now this is what I voted for.

Until recently, Hamideh Soleimani Afshar and her daughter were green card holders living lavishly in the United States. Afshar is the niece of deceased Iranian Major General Qasem Soleimani. She is also an outspoken supporter of the Iranian regime who celebrated attacks on Americans and referred to our country as the "Great Satan." This week, I terminated both Afshar and her daughter's legal status and they are now in ICE custody, pending removal from the United States. The Trump Administration will not allow our country to become a home for foreign nationals who support anti-American terrorist regimes.