Randall D

@ItsMrsWilkes This was unanimously approved by staff that night. Make no mistake.

@Emilio2763 Won’t get me the follow, but since the 90s, the guy has grated on me. Jack Black ain’t far effin’ behind.

Am I the Only One that Doesn’t Find Will Ferrel Funny at All?…

@Pixie1z Amazing.

Can you think of one?

@Sassafrass_84 I serve my wife. I have the kitchen skills, she does not. I serve love and loyalty as well.

People are triggered that I serve my husband and kids their food. It has always been that way for me. They are calling me a control freak. I call it my love language. I also do buffets to serve yourselves when I am hosting parties. I do both. So, who is projecting on who? And why the hell are people even angry about this? This is so weird to me.

@AmiriKing Start producing blunts & grape drank with sterilization.

This is absolute hell on earth. - No social decorum - Loud - Violent - No respect for authority - Incompatible with civilized society I completely understand segregation now and why Americans didn’t want it to end. Someone should run on it. It would have my vote. You?

Peace does not come from perfection... Take it from me ✌️

@staceydash Dash throws down retro like it’s confetti. I enjoy the shots. Cool stuff.

@Salt_T1 @elonmusk Fuck mental illness. Drop all violent mental cases from planes, into active volcanos. Nobody of significance would miss them.

@elonmusk Serious injustice

This is insane

@Patriotbrady3 @elonmusk Zackly. We’ll start ‘eliminating’ the problem…ourselves. Just watch.

@elonmusk Wow

@JebraFaushay @Tx_Massacre2 @Lisa_Is_Chi Marc Bolan,Bowie,Jagger, even Ozzy to an extent. Hall gets a pass.

@Tx_Massacre2 @Lisa_Is_Chi It’s a look

We all saw this and just collectively accepted it. The lightly feathered, bouncy hair, the fur, the giant sunglasses, the scarf, all fine, we didn’t question it.

@TaraBull Hi. Make me money.

If you follow me and see this post engage with it so I see you

@MikePic36487 @IanJaeger29 Ok. Now THAT…is funny! Thank you.

Watch Gavin Newsom’s hand movements in this video. Just so bizarre.

@NikkiRocky50413 @JebraFaushay His vibe:’The world adores me’.Reality: ya mispronounced ‘abhors’ PeePee.

Soft launch before the official announcement. Are you picking up what I’m putting down?

@TheReturn25 @AldoSterone111 @ClownWorld Zackly.

Guy tries to confront someone for looking at his girl… then immediately backs down when things get real Some people love talking tough until they get checked

@Cashloren @ClownWorld A classic.

@ClownWorld Everyone has a plan intil they get punched in the mouth

Every time I travel and a Muslim in a hijab asks to see my passport at TSA, I just want to say “fuck you. How dare you, take your hijab off and then maybe I will show you.” I am disgusted that the airport in Atlanta has so many Muslims working in TSA. In fact, I think that’s what I’m going to start saying from now on. It’s a national security threat for Muslims to be working in TSA. Why do I have to go through the humiliation ritual of showing my passport to some Muslima bitch in a hijab with a heavy accent? I’m done. @DHSgov @SecDuffy

@FmrRepMTG @surrenderedflow That’s one angry monkey.

Just called Thomas Massie. Phone rings. Thomas answers. Me: hey what are you doing? Massie: I’m at Kroger. Call you back in 10. lol, he’s knows the grocery prices. Do you think Trump has been to a grocery store to do his own grocery shopping in the past 30 years? Nope.

@wildfreakouts Wondering if this is an everyday thing, somewhere in Airport, USA. If so, this would justify a senate hearing on Capitol Hill.

Woman crashes out after being denied boarding on a Frontier flight

@DefiantLs Don’t fret, window licker. No petto would even deem you worthy.

Greta Thunberg: “We need to talk about what’s happening in Cuba right now as the Trump administration is waging illegitimate wars across the world, killing countless people.”

@DazzyDi22 @JoeConchaTV Not a one. Never cared. Same for ET, Close Encounters and Indiana Jones!

@JoeConchaTV Star wars (none of them)

Name a movie you haven’t seen that people don’t believe you haven’t seen. I’ll start: The Big Lebowski

@abbydphillip The tactic explained: lie to get the narrative out, pointlessly retract later, after your audience has already absorbed. It’s Liberalism 101

I want to correct something I said last night. The bombs thrown in New York City over the weekend by ISIS inspired attackers was thrown into a crowd of anti-Muslim protestors and not specifically targeted at Mayor Mamdani. That wording was inaccurate and I didn’t catch it ahead of time. I apologize for the error.