Chris On Code

We’re not in a simulation we’re making simulations 🙀

Once in a lifetime experience

@BlackRainPoker Only if you’re not friendly imo

The best poker players in the world have more haters than anybody else. People won't like you when you keep taking their money.

@TukiFromKL Prove it 👀

🚨 Cursor just dropped Composer 2.. their own AI model.. not Claude.. not GPT.. their own.. and it beats Claude Opus on coding benchmarks.. at a fraction of the cost.. a code editor with 50 people just outperformed a $30 billion AI lab.. at coding.. which is supposed to be their whole thing.. the vibe coding era just got an upgrade..

@dbrinker001 who has a higher roi than you in online wp events? king of the castle

pulled a gold bounty for the boys

@x0opaq @ChrisPbacon_90 @Chaosxsilencer PEOPLE OUT THERE PLAYING BTB STILL!!!! Amazing. Nice flier. Prefer smaller mlg format maps though, lmk if any of those pop up!

@ChrisPbacon_90 @ChrisOnCode @Chaosxsilencer There are still tournaments played with the Xbox Classic (modded), it's a lot of fun😁

I can't decide which Halo menu music hit the deepest

On hour 30, I've built a program to remodel a home. Made 70 songs becoming a prompt dj -after automating producing. Started a clothing brand with my queen, to show her how easy / possible anything is now. Almost done making a content machine to automate marketing any ideas / projects. Worked on a project I was hired for. Converted to WSL to use gstacks on windows. I didn't sign up for this it just happened. I'm full blown addicted to this now. Possiblities are really endless. Never been more excited and addicted to somethign since I loved poker a decade ago then halo 2 before that. PS. - will take 100-1 odds I play at ultra next year for lols. Last but not least shout out to @garrytan for making all this possible gstacks is the best github download I've ever found. Multi tabling terminals 10x easier, save a lot of brain power. ANYONE ELSE THIS INSANE RN? IDK ANY ONE IRL THIS INSANE WITH IT. Keep shipping daily fam. GN.

LOL bridging for host with zone alarm pro. Getting to level 40 in doubles before losing was peak, bridged host though. Prob team stand byd once or twice. "Sorry guys I'm deleveling, mashes nades in corners." Superbouncing. Admiring walshy montage editing. Walking over sniper in doubles or your boy walking over it giving it to you knowing the deal. Peak confirmed. 2 month free trials out of block buster cases. The list goes on. What you got!?

@ChrisOnCode @Chaosxsilencer Preach bro. I’m 35 and this game was peak. The only downside to this game was the internet connections weren’t as clean as now. That being said, if you were host you were nothing short of god.

It's happening right now with Claude in the terminal , especially for Max subscribers. The normies have entered chat. In the meantime, here's a little treat that 5x'd my flow and efficiency. The QA skill is built for Mac, but you can easily get it running on Windows via Linux terminal. God bless @garrytan Hope this helps, Bill. Love you man. github.com/garrytan/gstac…

"The AI service is temporarily overloaded. Please try again in a moment." Maybe @AnthropicAI should take some of the money and invest in some data center leases?🤷🏾 Just a guess

@JesseLonis 24 hours? Have you multi tabled terminals

Kylie tweeting/insta about poker isn’t gonna start another poker boom. People’s attention spans are about 24 hours these days. It will be forgotten by tomorrow. Sad truth.

@dbrinker001 Spend it all on hand history analasis imo. In @DougPolkVids we trust.

Fuck the haters run it

@Drewer77 @JoshuaArieh You’re not betting against people in prediction markets, you’re betting against market makers

@JoshuaArieh I’m curious what do you think of prediction markets then? Are they also no different?

I started betting sports when I was 19. Calling an answering machine to get the lines, then leaving a message with my plays. Lay $30 to win $25 on NFL football. Thru the years I’ve dealt with no less than 500 bookies/agents. They all think they are geniuses and they don’t want anyone winning. These big market shops @draftkings/@FanDuel are no diff.

Hilarious. Fight highlight link is youtu.be/_qgFkvjLAKg?si…

@dbrinker001 @DougPolkVids @YouTube As you know etc tldr don’t matter no more warriors in 4

@DougPolkVids Daniel Negreanu Says More Rake Is BETTER?! youtu.be/7euHrSaXlpw?si… via @YouTube

bro @DougPolkVids remember back in the day you made it a big deal that Dnegs was shilling for a high rake site lol

@dbrinker001 @DougPolkVids @YouTube Doug showed the blueprint for building followers and sponsors. Now he’s at D-Negs level, and the incentives are different. He was a player — now he owns the casino. That’s the evolution. Attention is the real currency.

@gainzy222 True but you becoming this random announcer of things who used to do well in coins that went up grosses me out

open claw is basically a bunch of coding illiterate people installing AI and giving it access to their personal email, telegram, discord, WhatsApp compromising their op sec for the illusion of a personal assistant that enriches them and getting hacked

@WeltisGames @DougPolkVids Would be entertaining if WPT regs put money behind strictly or never fade somehow

@WeltisGames @DougPolkVids He’s not naming people better than him tho

Officially announcing my new HUNL open challenge. If you can beat me over 5,000 hands at 100/200+, you win a 25k bounty. Challenges will take place over 3 days. Each match I win increases the bounty by 25k. If I win 3 in a row, the 4th and final match will have a 100k bounty. Open to all US/Canada players who can play on Club WPT Gold. I will select opponent each round based on who will make the most compelling match for viewers. Who do you want to see me play?

@Mike_Postle @BartHanson LOL can’t believe you believe your own bull shit everyone that plays professionaly knows the truth ya bum @Mike_Postle

Bart why do you keep ignoring the obvious? You lied and created fake data. I’m challenging you to a heads up match and simultaneous debate where we each provide proven evidence. Key word, proven. Why do you and your long time secret GF refuse to talk about what you did? You tried to scam a family owned cardroom out of 7 figures by spending 9 months creating fake data and narratives with outrage and you know that I know it. Which is why you keep going the repetition route with your continued lies.

Back in 2020, Mike Postle sued a bunch of us for defamation (incl. @ToddWitteles & @Angry_Polak). They filed anti-SLAPP motions; he later voluntarily dismissed the case. The court then awarded them ~$54K in attorney fees/costs. The hearing on that matter is well worth a watch: