Coach Darty McGraw

How’s the portal going?

“Yeah mom classes have been going great”

@SethParty @IfindRetards @longtip64920 @thetorkinator @FrankieAceRizzo

@IfindRetards @longtip64920 @CoachDarty

Tag a retard

@thetorkinator @SethParty Buddy, bubs, torkinator. That was you my guy, you make me sick to my stomach. You’re unreal

@SethParty @CoachDarty you’re a dirty dawg for this.

Just found out my roommate fucked a chick with a boyfriend of 3 years last night. She said not to tell anyone so her future husband doesn’t find out. #sicktostomach #neverhavingadaughter

@CoenBarr Guy actually wants to be me tweeting the same shit

Never kill yourself

Nice lady at take out hibachi place now says, “see you later” to me. I’m such a fat fucking chud

#nuke this fucking chach he j walked up and blew my ball

Bottom 3 event in college baseball: getting hacky sack banned after walking 12 guys in a midweek

if i walk into a hotel room and see this bad boy i know ima be wakin up the next morning in hoth

Excited to announce that I will be taking a grad year at Tennessee #holyrack

Zack Hample in the stands after he just killed a kid to catch a ball from batting practice

Yeah you may have a national championship but do you have the power of friendship like Michigan State does?

Me hitting on a bartender by asking what she does for a living:

jews suffer massive cortisol spike after Jesus brutally resurrectionmoggs them

Windy night #brick

@CoenBarr Try to stop chudmaxxing -Darty

I have not seen a green recovery in over a month I don’t understand

Anyone wanna buy an orange mako and take BP off pledges in the coming weeks

Walmart Wolverines getting ready to defend a school they didn’t attend.

if I was in the mlb my walk up song would just be hardcore porn