Wallace “Pounder” Longtip

@SethParty Well, based off of your profile picture I’d have to disagree. You aren’t foolin anyone bozo

Chick-fil-a spicy chicken sandwich has gone on my 2026 ban list. It has completely destroyed my stomach the last few times i’ve had it

@chippyslows @SethParty @thetorkinator If I’m not mistaken, the letterman jacket fit like a glove when he made you try it on. So, the story checks out I’ll “tip” the cap

Talk about aura man. Just thinking back to the day that the good ol SEV called me his favorite player on the squad. Nothing will top that ever. @SethParty @thetorkinator @longtip64920

@chippyslows @SethParty @thetorkinator And then you woke up, tard! -tipper

@chippyslows “And they like” what’re you gay? Speak like a man -tip

Idk why but it’s so cringy to me when it’s a girls birthday and they like paint a poster to take pictures

@chippyslows What’s his name?? -tipper

Just got off the phone with my ex and wow it just made me realize even more how much I can’t STAND her

@SethParty Nobody cares -tipper

Who the hell is michigan gonna hire now?…Brian Kelly

@CoenBarr No chance this occurred -tipper

Just spit some game with my aphi neighbor, god she’s so hot

Christmas party at the soccer house tonight. Whole apartment has matching sweaters. Let’s have a night. #butt #partyUP #Drink

@SethParty 🌽 ball

Woke up feeling dangerous (i’m already hammered) #partyUP #GoodMorning

@chippyslows Gay

Not gay but it’s so sza szn rn

@chippyslows @SethParty He was CONVINCED this was gonna bang and bricked heavy

@SethParty You thought this was gonna be so funny and it wasn’t

Chipotle workers when you ask for a little more rice. #mad #chip #partyUP

@SethParty Seth, kinda weird pretending to have a “girlfriend” on a burner. -tipper

Most awkward part of the night is saying goodbye to your girlfriends family, like do i hug them, shake their hands, or just don’t saying anything at all? #irishgoodbye #partyUP

@thetorkinator @chippyslows Dork, my bad meant Tork lol. Starbucks is 5 minutes down the road not 5 hours. #virgin

@longtip64920 @chippyslows Tipper- respectfully, fuck of back to Starbucks like a good boy

Made the cross country trek to see my EX girlfriend. 8 hours in a fucking car, stopped 1 time. Some people have more heart than others. Where do you fall? #sex

@jonnyhighlife Holy chest cheese

lululemon qzip with the company branded Carheezy. #whiteboymotion on this Friday evening.

@TuckBamBamVols This simply isn’t happening. Plus you seem like the puss bag to get sugar/cream in ur coffee. #staytippy -tipper

@SethParty Nobody invited you -tipper

What’s better than this on a wednesday?

@king_kidne32031 @SethParty Ex wife tank, close ish tho that counts surely? -tipper

I don’t finish the last sip of my beer because 1. I can buy another 2. It tastes like piss #partyUP

Fucking up some food rn #slop #beers @chippyslows