

Collider Ventures
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@ColliderVC
Shaping the future of the decentralized internet.





the thing that surprised me the most over the last week is that a claim from a Kalshi employee that a competitor who raised $17M from the best investors in crypto performed a $2M scam on their own token actually gained traction in credible circles the thing that I'm most grateful for is being able to sort the true believers from the paid shills, the sheep and the straight up spiteful. I saw clearly who our real supporters are and many who were secretly rooting for us to fail revealed their true hand







We’re excited to (officially) announce Building Blocks is coming back to Tel Aviv on March 27th with over 800 builders, web3 pros, and industry leaders 🎉 Special thanks to the co-hosts @StarkWareLtd @ColliderVC @fhenix @ssv_network @FireblocksHQ for making this happen Link to the announcement ➡️ first comment



FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE: HATERS IN DISBELIEF AS TAPROOT WIZARDS ANNOUNCE $30,000,000.00 SERIES A ROUND (REAL) (Mossad HQ, Tel Aviv) 2 years ago, the Taproot Wizards team inscribed the first 4MB block in bitcoin’s history with an image of a bald wizard. that historic event marked the generational bottom for BTC: in the 2 years that followed, tens of thousands of bitcoiners took a shower for the first time. the most notorious laser-eye maxis called it quits and shut down their podcasts. and the president of the united states of america posted a Taproot Wizards hat on his instagram account. “the $30,000,000.00 raised will allow us to bribe miners and rogue NSA agents to activate OP_CAT” said customer support intern Udi Wertheimer. “with bitcoin mempools clearing up, we would also use the funds to push more spam into the chain, to the benefit of all mining pools (except ocean)” “ok udi but we will also use it to gear up development efforts and make bitcoin magical again with new and exciting protocols based on OP_CAT” says eric.eth, aka Taproot Wizard #0002. “sure, that too”, udi adds. the round is led by @standardcrypto which is doubling down on its major commitment to the bitcoin ecosystem, joined by funds including @cyberfund, @__geometry__, @ColliderVC and others. photos of the investors taking showers were not made available at the time of this release. 🔶🔶🔶 MORE NEWS COMING ANNOUNCEMENT 2 LOADING... 🪄 FOLLOW @TAPROOTWIZARDS AND TURN ON NOTIFICATIONS 🔔








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