Colonel Dewayne Smith

@Zaohz I knew a guy that would get drunk and ride his horse through the McDonald’s drive thru.

Just saw a dude drive a riding mower to the liquor store

@meowmasterZ32 Oh. I’ve seen those before. Don’t think I’ve tried them.

@Colonel_DSmith Yummy thats what

Some oreo cakesters would be so gas rn

@Blackfingers63 @HusbandTrad Yeah, that map.

@Colonel_DSmith @HusbandTrad This map?

Becoming heavily invested in various online communities I’m not involved in just for the drama was a great decision and I recommend it

@Blackfingers63 @HusbandTrad I’m aware. You’re not aware of the map though.

@Colonel_DSmith @HusbandTrad Chiraq is a nickname for Chicago cause it’s more dangerous than Iraq was at the peak of the GWOT

@Blackfingers63 @HusbandTrad Do I need to get the map out? You know which one I’m talking about.

@Colonel_DSmith @HusbandTrad Chiraq and its problems have been a disaster for the human race

@Blackfingers63 @HusbandTrad How could you possibly not want to surrender your firearms when black kids in Chicago have better armament than most nations militaries?

@HusbandTrad The only drama I will actively involve myself with is being anti gun control because my forefathers fought and died for our gun rights and I’ll be dammed if they take mine or my kin’s rights

@Zaohz I didn’t even know X had a group chat.

@SneedMaxx @KritterKS There’s some fat annoying guy on YouTube who will tell you’re wrong and you’re too stupid to know how to drive a screw. Thank fuck I figured out how to block channels on YouTube. I hated seeing his face in thumbnails.

@KritterKS The impact driver does a better job running in screws. And I was really skeptical. But I tried one and immediately bought one.

Project update: Plans made, parts cut, new drill arrived. Likely trip to hardware store imminent to get screws. After that, frame assembly then surface top cut and installed. Then casters, and finally mounting the table saw to its new base. I could have this done yet today.

@synblinkerfluid One of my parents has been dead for over a decade. Alzheimer’s. To put him in a regular nursing home, in 2009, was $4,800 a month. Luckily he had served and went to the VA.

Try not to generalize so much. Some Americans do this yeah, but most of them don’t. Also, there’s a difference between retirement homes and assisted living facilities. Usually it’s the push to get them in the latter, when nobody is able to take care of an elderly parent.

@itsjustme_39 @it_unprofession I got fired once because I clicked the fish icon on every single email that showed up in my inbox.

@it_unprofession It took me a few mandatory IT security training sessions before I got hip to my jobs phishing attempts 😭😭. I'm proud of the congratulations auto replies I get for reporting their attempts to trick me into clicking on links I'm not supposed to.

Our IT department has weaponized my love of free food. They send out internal phishing test emails to see who will click malicious links. The first one was an email from UPS about a missed package. I didn't click it. I'm a professional. The second one was a notice about mandatory password resets. I ignored it. I know how SSO works. But yesterday, they sent an email titled "Leftover catering in the third-floor breakroom." It included a button to RSVP for a slice of gourmet cheesecake. I clicked it so fast my mouse almost broke. Instead of cheesecake, I got a red screen telling me I had failed a cybersecurity drill. Now I have to take a 45-minute online training module about email vigilance. This is pure entrapment. If you promise an engineer free dairy products, all threat models go out the window.

@Blackfingers63 White liberal women.

We gotta start publicly painfully executing criminals dog. Why did we stop doing this?

@Jamoss29 Bragging rights mostly. Biggest most expensive box.

@Colonel_DSmith good god sir I’d ask for why but I know I won’t get it and rightfully so

Thought about getting a B&T apc9 for my next addition to the collection. then I started looking them up and seeing the prices…

@Colonel_DSmith we are the smartest people alive

you could literally: buy a $1,200 car cash spend $1,200/month maintaining it insure it for $1,200/month drive it for 2 years buy another $1,200 car cash WHY IS NO ONE DOING THIS