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The look you make when you realize that everything destroying our country and culture is created inside our own universities.

@jondelarroz That would require them not to care for money. It's always about the money.

I just had a thought: what if they're intentionally tanking the Harry Potter franchise to try to diminish JK Rowling's influence on culture?

A major upgrade for our household:

@kristanovva Men, A woman who's satisfied with theme park jewelry is a keeper. Unicorn!

treated myself to this dracula bracelet that’s way too big for my wrist but i love it anyway

@TPAction Starbucks?, gyms?, amateurs: Hospital Emergency lobby County Fairs Walmart Laundromat on Saturday Maid Services companies Meat packing companies Car shows (low rider section) Elementary schools City Parks Where not to look: Animal shelters Farmer Markets Ski Lodges Cafés

Places we’d like to see ICE go next: - The DMV - Costco - Starbucks at 8am - Gyms - Disneyland Where else are we missing?

@BlabberingC We all know you don't hold a gun like that.

Omg 💀💀

@RAZ0RFIST A project I have yet attempted is to edit out her character entirely from all Parks and Recs episodes so I can enjoy without utter disdain. Fast forwarding isn't good enough.

Tried watching Amy Poehler's "I Love Lucy" doc. Tried. 30 minutes deep, she's gone from glazing communists blacklisted by the HUAC... (they show footage of Disney, who testified against commies, lol) to glossing over Desi leaving Cuba due to his family being Anticommunist.

@RealLifeFakeWiz Wizard hat tip to Friday Night Tights.

Mom, get the camera!!

@NightSkyToday What's the time span between the light were seeing and whats actually happening?

BREAKING🚨: 650 light-years away, the red supergiant Betelgeuse is living on borrowed time. One of the brightest stars in our night sky, this colossal star is a supernova in waiting. When it finally detonates, the explosion will be so ferocious that, even from this immense distance, it could briefly outshine the full Moon and turn night into day for weeks. For a short, dazzling time, Betelgeuse may even rival the brightness of the entire Milky Way, painting our skies with a light show unlike anything humanity has ever witnessed. The countdown to its dramatic death has already begun.

@SaltyCracker9 It looks like they're all on the way to a bingo hall.

$3000.00 a ticket will help this aging lesbian fight Trump’s authoritarian regime.

@AAGDhillon We appreciate you.

Launching a series of civil rights investigations. Another day in paradise!

Muslims march in Idaho and call for Sharia law. How did they even end up in Idaho?

@kristanovva Didn't that guy on screen get his show cancelled? Access Hollywood?

Jay will do anything to get into a commercial

In honor of Tolkien Reading Day and the destruction of the One Ring, we bring you a special announcement.

@thehoffather Is the one where the employees setup their own children with the benifits?

DEVELOPING: The US Dept of Housing & Urban Development (HUD) has launched an investigation into WA’s Covenant Homeownership Program to investigate if the program violates the Fair Housing Act, which prohibits discrimination in housing-related transactions based on race or national origin. The program uses taxpayer money to pay for mortgage down payments, depending on your skin color

@TomFitton Your lips to God's ears. Hope you're right!

Supreme Court appears ready to overturn state law allowing for late-arriving mail-in ballots -- thanks to @JudicialWatch scotusblog.com/2026/03/court-…

@BasedMikeLee Action. Speak out. Hold politicians accountable.

What would Charlie Kirk say about how best to pass SAVE America?

@historyinmemes Respect.

That moment Tom Cruise crashed on set while performing a real motorcycle stunt for Oblivion.

@WallStreetApes At least make it push activated not pull. Jeesh.

American shows the new design for how you change gears to drive in new Chevy Tahoes This is quite possibly the worst design ever put on a vehicle

@thatstarwarsgrl Seems unfair since she's throwing the leg, but she knows how to work it. 😆

They all look great but Adrianne Curry takes this one. What do you think?

@VigilantFox This is just getting sad.

Former wrestler and Minnesota Governor Jesse Ventura teases a new “plan” to go “face to face” with Trump in Washington. You’ll have to listen closely. He doesn’t want to “spill” what he’s planning. PIERS MORGAN: “Do you intend to run again… maybe president?” VENTURA: “I don’t necessarily intend to run… but I’m working on something that could send me straight to Washington and go face to face with this guy.” MORGAN: “Really?!” VENTURA: “Plans may be in the works.” MORGAN: “So what would that involve?” VENTURA: “Well, you’ll have to find out… I’ll put it to you this way.” “I was taught in war to do this: you ensure that your backyard is secure.” “Well, Minnesota’s now secure. We’ve repelled the onslaught from Trump. Now it’s time for us to go on the offense.” “So maybe it’s time to send the Navy SEAL to Washington. Maybe it’s time for a showdown between the Vietnam veteran and the draft dodger.”