Joe Condor

@elonmusk People called the Romans, they go the house?

Estne volumen in toga, an solum tibi libet me videre?

@heelvsbabyface @Sargon_of_Akkad She looks like Thom Yorke from Radiohead in the 90's.

Megan Rapinoe takes job in UK law enforcement. See @Sargon_of_Akkad I can be tactful.

@heelvsbabyface Why do you like this twat? I took people out with a feather. This idiot got a light saber and he still sucked ass!!

Oh hello you beautiful creature.

@peta You can't eat a T-Rex. But you can eat a chicken. #KFC

Think twice before ordering that chicken sandwich... T-Rexes wouldn't approve of you eating their descendants 👉 bit.ly/trexkintochick… #DinosaurDay

@TheCriticalDri2 You old romantic, you.

Now I just want to spend a perfect day on Gordon Street with Charlton Heston.

I was reminded of this scene the other day, and now I can't get it out of my head. youtu.be/6eWsFFQP0gA

@elonmusk Don't worry about it - the Brits defeated themselves.

But which is actually harder, defeating inflation or defeating the British … ?

Inflation Reduction Act (IRA) vs Irish Republican Army (IRA)

@Undoomed @TheNobleOne16 Sounds like he's got a tapeworm like one of those things from Tremors.

@TheNobleOne16 3 pounds of meat holds him over for AN HOUR?! That would hold me over for at least 6.

Why are people eating raw meat? Seriously, we harnessed the power of fire thousands of years ago FOR A REASON.

@Undoomed Think how much better it will taste with bugs. Lovely, nutritious, crunchy bugs.

I see food journalists are just like games journalists. "I never played that other game, but here's why this one is much better."

@Undoomed Can't we solve all this by just having "Men" and "Notmen"? I'm sure everyone will back that.

They're gonna make "woman" the new n-word, aren't they.

@heelvsbabyface WTF!! He was an idiot! I could kick his ass every day of the week and twice on Sunday! They gave him a lightsabre and he still sucked. And I always got the chicks. Even the freaky ones liked me.

Or I can appreciate Ken the Eagle.

@Undoomed @neontaster I sense marketing shenanigans. She will turn up in an ad and then get set upon by the M&Ms.

@neontaster Had to google who she was. She's apparently been in a lot of stuff but her face doesn't ring a bell. She looks so generic. Maybe that's the point.

Who on earth thinks this is a good change other than Maya Rudolph's business manager?

@VancityReynolds @Wrexham_AFC Holy Shit!

In just 5 minutes, you can watch @Wrexham_AFC play live on ESPN+! Coventry is three leagues above us so it’s our favorite position: underdogs.

@Undoomed Normally outsourcing goes to India or Pakistan. Ukraine must've put in a mad low bid.

One could argue that, for all intents and purposes, a state of war now exists between Russia and the United States. We've just outsourced the fighting to Ukraine.

@Undoomed Leavitt by name...

The very definition of pointless, hyperbolic and impotent virtue signaling. Do you think he'll ban himself?

@CountDankulaTV Is "horsemeat" the new name for your massive member?

I forget a lot of people don't know about the horsemeat scandal.

@CountDankulaTV He can't get keeping away with it - aww f**ked it!!

Oh yes.

@TheCriticalDri2 She identifies as the "first ever female action star" which, by todays standards, means she is. Even though it is demonstrably false - denying it is an attack on her. 🤡🤡🤡

Imagine being so proudly ignorant and narcissistic that you actually believe you pioneered the idea of a female led movie.

Remember, boys and girls, no movies of any significance were made before 2012.

@Undoomed "We will cure you before we kill you" - O'Brien from 1984, probably.

We wouldn't want you to die before we kill you.

@Undoomed @ebilmeeki I think he's taking "negging" a bit too far.

@ebilmeeki Let me guess. He didn't like your jokes?

I'm not used to men being so romantical. Be still my dying heart! 🖤

@CountDankulaTV He's more penis now than man... giant and evil.