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@Mycomancy @mrwtffacts Laughed WAY too hard at this lol. Well done!

@mrwtffacts Later, cop replied ‘uh oh spaghetti-O’ He also just got a raise.

In 2014, 23-year-old Ashley Gabrielle Huff was pulled over in Georgia. Police found a spoon with red residue and a field drug test said it was methamphetamine. Ashley swore it was just leftover Spaghettio sauce from lunch. Unable to pay bail, she spent a full month in jail, lost her job at Waffle House and missed her child’s birthday. A month later, the state crime lab finally tested it properly and confirmed it was nothing but tomato sauce.

@elonmusk Falcon 9 is the equivalent of this. We are getting it all in one trip!

Delivering 119 satellites to orbit at once! Falcon 9, which can carry ~20 tons to orbit (with a reusable booster & fairing), is a “heavy” class rocket by conventional standards.

@Codie_Sanchez You can be the most beatiful shade of green, but you will never be enough to someone who's favorite color is blue. You can be the perfect thing, for the wrong person.

@jgebbia Cinematic masterpiece!!

I’ll never forget it. Especially when the Nintendo game came out.

@RavenCongressFL @FarmGirlCarrie Seems to be the ONLY way now

@FarmGirlCarrie One of the many reasons we homeschool our children

A teacher was blocked by parents at the school while handing out LGBT flags to students. You don’t want to miss this… Every young person needs a Mama Grizzly like this 💪🏼

@jgebbia OK, that's pretty freaking good

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@BurchetteMason Looks amazing!! Nailed it

Barnwood steel siding. Truly incredible. I’m proud to manufacture an American made product that looks and performs so well. 🇺🇸

After just leaving there without yelling at a single person, I'm nominating myself for sainthood

@Riley_Gaines_ Unseasoned mashed potatoes? Absolutely. If you're talking about PROPER mashed potatoes, you've lost your mind, Riley!

Mashed potatoes are the most disgusting, unpalatable side dish to ever exist. I said what I said.

@hottamali02 Absolutely phenomenal show!

Over the weekend a friend of mine introduced me to the series “Landman”. I am now completely addicted to. Anyone else watch it? Are you as addicted as I am? I’m ruined now lol

@dougboneparth Well if you're good with money, you're buying it a few years old. Come on now..

There’s a popular newsletter going around claiming that the poverty line is actually closer to $140,000 for a family of 4. This is outrageously incorrect. It’s probably closer to $390,000 when you factor in the cost of a Porsche GT3.

@GrulkeLamonte 173k

Just started building this home. Any guesses how much it will cost? Lumber and materials are down. 2000sqf UR

@OneBadDude_ 🙏 🙏 🙏

I’ve been watching this man on TikTok suffer from cancer for months and it’s absolutely brutal. I’m a firm believer in the power of prayer and am asking if everyone could please take a moment out of your day to say a prayer for Rockin Richie! Thank you 🙏

@BamaSaltyMarine Penguin?

Random Question If you're floating down a stream at 5 MPH and your kayak drops a tire, how many waffles would it take to retile your bathroom?

@MaryTilesTexas 68 summer, 64 winter. Anything else is wrong

What do you keep your temperature at in your house currently and where do you live? Trying to win an argument thanks lmao

@remotecleanguy I've actually enjoyed doing it the Saturday after. Everyone brings only leftovers and we finish it all. Only reason to really go lol

No I will not attend a “Friendsgiving” I actually have a family

@EvanMouhalis @mattressguy_ can help you out for sure!

Need a new pillow - who has a strong opinion on this?

@BattleByrd Sounds like you have a lot going on. Some of those problems could probably be solved with a spear... just saying

Can y'all stop showing me the tractor supply spears. I don't need that temptation in my life right now...

@SahilBloom This is absolutely one of the top!

What’s the most hated exercise everyone should be doing? I’ll start: Bulgarian Split Squats.

@ArmscorRIA Prayers to his family and friends

We are saddened to share the passing of our President and CEO, Martin Tuason. Martin was a dedicated leader who cared deeply about people and the values that shaped Armscor. Our hearts are with the Tuason family and everyone feeling this loss. Thank you, Martin.